March 5th, 2010

Product Shill: French National Team for Danette

While away on international duty last week, Steve Mandanda raised his spoon high to Danette’s vanilla yogurt while pushing calcium with teammates BenoĆ®t Cheyrou, Florent Malouda and Patrice Evra.

Don’t you agree that this looks like a scene straight out of a primary school lunch room? Florent Malouda is the pleasantly plump bully who steals all the other children’s lunches; Cheyrou is the loner who always gets Marmite sandwiches much to his dismay; Evra the prankster itchin’ to get onto the playground already; and Mandanda is the boy whose hit puberty 5 years before his peers have.

Spotted over at Passe En Profondeur

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8 Responses to “Product Shill: French National Team for Danette”

  1. kaya says:

    Luckily for Cheyrou, I think nobody does marmite besides the english and maybe the misled commonwealthers.

  2. Innocenza says:

    Crap, now I want yogurt. I thought it was drinkable yogurt that's huge in France anyway.

  3. Not a yoghurt fan myself but I want to lick the inside of Patrice’s thigh.

  4. Rosey says:

    If there is a photo of Lashes (Yoann) licking anything off a spoon…you can put a fork in me cuz I will be done!!! :-)

  5. Molly says:

    Besides Yoann, I don't know much about the French N.T. but the two look like twins lol.

  6. running down the win says:

    "Evra the prankster itchin’ to get onto the playground already" SPOT ON! :D

  7. Aleksis says:

    ^ I demand their advert to match this in adorkability.