March 5th, 2010

Product Shill: French National Team for Danette

While away on international duty last week, Steve Mandanda raised his spoon high to Danette’s vanilla yogurt while pushing calcium with teammates Benoît Cheyrou, Florent Malouda and Patrice Evra.

Don’t you agree that this looks like a scene straight out of a primary school lunch room? Florent Malouda is the pleasantly plump bully who steals all the other children’s lunches; Cheyrou is the loner who always gets Marmite sandwiches much to his dismay; Evra the prankster itchin’ to get onto the playground already; and Mandanda is the boy whose hit puberty 5 years before his peers have.

Spotted over at Passe En Profondeur

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8 Responses to “Product Shill: French National Team for Danette”

  1. kaya says:

    Luckily for Cheyrou, I think nobody does marmite besides the english and maybe the misled commonwealthers.

  2. Innocenza says:

    Crap, now I want yogurt. I thought it was drinkable yogurt that’s huge in France anyway.

  3. Rosey says:

    If there is a photo of Lashes (Yoann) licking anything off a spoon…you can put a fork in me cuz I will be done!!! :-)

  4. Molly says:

    Besides Yoann, I don’t know much about the French N.T. but the two look like twins lol.

    • Molly says:

      And Thierry Henry and Zidane. But Zadine retired isn’t he lol I don’t know.

  5. running down the wing says:

    “Evra the prankster itchin’ to get onto the playground already” SPOT ON! :D

  6. Aleksis says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILFSNktNyEY

    ^ I demand their advert to match this in adorkability.

  7. Not a yoghurt fan myself but I want to lick the inside of Patrice’s thigh.