September 24th, 2010

Product Shill: Gerard Pique For Time Force Watches

Pique demonstrates the gargantuan size of chocolate truffles that must be placed outside his home in order to keep Kickette staff distracted long enough for him to exit into a waiting (armed) vehicle.

At Gerard Pique’s press event for Time Force Watches (yes, the same people that brought you Cristiano Ronaldo on a round bed), the Barca defender had the media in the palm of his hand with the following quips:

- “My private life? I take all this very lightly. If I were to ignore the rumors, Zlatan would be very sad.” Cue audience chuckles.

- Confession:  “It is much harder to be a model to play football.”

- When discussing the Time Force advert featuring C-Ron and Elsa Pataky, GP admitted (to much laughter) he wouldn’t mind rolling alongside Cristiano Ronaldo. Take a number, mate.

Catch the video of his conference here.

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75 Responses to “Product Shill: Gerard Pique For Time Force Watches”

  1. David James says:

    Luxury watches need to be endorsed by men who have class, and a touch of masculinity. Gerard Pique and Christiano Ronaldo are fine choices, as they are both some of the more dashing stars in football.

  2. Izzie says:

    he actually has a sense of humor! OMG! now it's official, I could marry that guy right now! xD

  3. Zahara (Spain NT, Barca lover) says:

    if i loved this godlike crature any more than i do already, i swear i will turn into a puddle of love

  4. miss moneypenny says:

    omg. he is so sexy….

  5. Barca4life says:

    I am so glad I thought Pique was hot before everyone else did, I feel like iit gave us some alone time *sigh*

  6. SoccerLoverrrr says:

    ohh piquee! your lipss they look like soft kissable pillows!<33

  7. meh says:

    It's actually starrting to piss me off, EVERYTHING IS IN SPANISH. what i dont undersatnd is that the company TIME FORCE's name is in english, why cant the bloddy press confrence's be in english to!!!

  8. tigerS says:

    I have to confess that I never found him attractive, but that was before I saw that pic of him with Ibra. I was like "HOLY MOTHER OF GOD…KCJWEFJEHFHEFUH! What the hell I was doing that i didn't notice him before!!"

  9. hg2393 says:

    Oh Pique!! <3333

  10. MrsVilla-to-be says:

    Sweet smile! About his modelling see " Crackovia- Pique and Zlatan "on You tube! Great parody!

  11. MissTorres says:

    I can't tell what I love about him because there's too much :D

  12. Rossanera says:

    The question is, though, which one?

  13. bri_saldana says:

    His lips are the nail in the coffin for me!

  14. Mrs.DiegoForlan says:

    There was a time when I thought Piquè wasn't very attractive. Now I'm head over heels in lust for him :D

  15. pique says:

    nice photo, nice video.
    I can't understand a word of spanish,
    just can't stop smiling when he smiles.

  16. Steph says:

    I love this guy. :) And not to mention, he looks gorgeous in these pics. I've been seeing them all day on Tumblr. lol. Also, after seeing the ad, which is SO HOT, um, I'd totally buy that watch. Just saying. :P

  17. Rossanera says:

    I am officially converted. If we keep going at this rate, I may need to kick one of the Alessandros out of my bed to make room for all the Barca boys. I know, blasphemy.

  18. Leya_S says:

    Ahhh, oh my GOD, he's amazing! Sweet and funny and just the perfect touch of immaturity…not to mention, deLICious!

    Yes, let's revisit this:…

    Oh, Geri, you're just so perfect.
    P.S. did we ever find out what was really going on in this picture? Oh, who am I kidding, I don't care. I love it.

  19. blake2108 says:

    I love his hands too. Although I'd love them much more if they were all over me. Love a guy with great hands.

    (I've just realised how weird that comment is!)

  20. Pique_Xavi says:

    Oh Pique! who knew that just went I thought I couldn't handle more of this man this page is again graced with his beautiful face. I seriously don't understand why people can't love him. He loves his birth place, his country, his teams and his family and friends are the world to him. And the fact that he can handle his fame very well, in a perfect manner? no, but he learning though. Aside from his perfect eyes/brow, his gorgeous lips and that amazing jawline his next best feature are his hands. I was freaking out though I saw the word Gerard Pique and bed but it took me a while to realize there were other words in between them, lol. Thank goodness my comp froze just in time for me to read the whole thing because clicking on that link would of been dissapointed, lol. Guess Pique is too sexy for my comp, too sexy for my comp yeeeeeah…. it froze! Hmmm someone should play that song to him.

    • Leya_S says:

      I can always count on you, Pique_Xavi to say pretty much what I'm thinking!

      • Pique_Xavi says:

        lol i can be a pretty reliable person :) but its all his fault we all have similar if not the same lusty thought, lol… Oh my, I can't stop giggling, whats happening to me?

    • pique says:

      you're reading my mind. lol

      oh- if you remember,
      you replied my question about catalan and spanish at pique's book post.
      I wanted to reply back to thank you, but I couldn't.
      somethings wrong with that page's comments.
      anyway thanks ^^

      • Pique_Xavi says:

        He he he :) I would so love to read his mind when people ask him questions… he always makes this cute face as if his brain is working on superhard mode to give us the most intense, adorable/cute, funny answers.

        Yeah I remember that question/comment. You are very welcom whenever you something regarding my specialty Pique and/or Xavi I'll be around lurking, I mean… gathering information, lol.

  21. Lotte (Zlatanista) says:

    Sweet, sweet Pique! I don´t care what it is your selling, as long as it involves you rolling around in a bed. And in my mind you are still with Zlatan, you make such a cute couple :) ! Good night baby!

  22. cymraeg_ddraig says:

    Oh my word. I've just had to pick myself up off the floor. *deep breaths*

  23. C16 says:

    LOL. Never change Piqué!
    Love you! <3

  24. elylovesfootball says:

    oh god look at that beautiful smile he has *drools*
    and i better not speak bout the rest.. mhhh
    i just love how funny and adorable he is and how he jokes
    on things.. the perfect guy for me ;P

  25. JVD says:

    I can never get enough of him and his crazy hot beard. Love that he can take (and make) a joke. This picture kind of makes up for the fact that no one (in the US) is showing Barca v Bilbao… Pique + Llorente= The reason I thank God I was born a woman.

  26. Tashinka says: This man just keeps getting better and better. He's so beautiful and yet somehow still so human. And he can hold his own on the playing field.

    I knew he had a sense of humor, from things he'd said to the media (and watching him giggle after Cesc bullied him into spitting during the bus-top celebration). But it seems it is maturing along with him… this was a much more tactful way of dealing with the media than Zlatan's angry retort.

    Mwah! Love you, GPqé!

    • Tashinka says:

      Oh, and thanks to Kickette for my new phone wallpaper! Mwah to you too!

    • Lotte (Zlatanista) says:

      I agree with you on the Zlatan thing. He (Zlatan) does not have a very good sense of humour, and he really doesn´t know how to handle media. It´s much, much more attractive with the kind of response that Pique gave. It seems to me that Pique is a very confident and calm person. With all his cocky attitude Zlatan sometimes seems unsure of himself.

  27. meh says:

    I'd buy the watch just to have his perfect face on the box…

  28. gemmie says:

    I am buying whatever he is selling.

  29. Zinny says:

    I never found him attractive but I'm being converted now. He's got a really good sense of humor and just seems like a nice guy. Plus, he's the love of Cesc's life! How could I not love him?

  30. nellie says:

    I also love how he very nicely calls out the press for making stuff up and creating situations were there isn't any. Case in point he mentions the guy the press reported he was kissing in Ibiza is in actuality his brother Marc.

  31. blake2108 says:

    Big truffles?
    I thought he was indicating how big something else was….

  32. littlegirl says:

    usually i don't find him attractive or hot…but…in this photo…mmm…what's happening to me?

  33. CrazyForNando says:


    That is all….

  34. D0li says:

    Ugg,, love him! Is he still dating that girl?

  35. Ohhhhhhhyum says:

    The man of my 23 year old dreams… that's what I would like for christmas please x

  36. CarmenFoxe says:

    He's trying to remember what my butt feels like…. :P

  37. Summer says:

    My obsession, the man who is totally in my min and in my heart and especially the man that despite of I've tried to forget him so many times I haven't succeeded in… Gerry so sweet, marvellous and lovely! He's quite strange and loves joking but he's simply funny and I love him…

  38. Niina says:

    Best photo caption ever! LMAO

  39. Lorena $ Yoyo Gaga $ says:

    No Gery you forgot one thing- CR,you…AND MEEE!!! :-) He is my newest obsession these days :-)

  40. sarrible says:

    Why is Barça not marketing Gerard Pique stuffed animals? Honestly, he'd make the greatest teddy bear.

    • gin_in_teacups says:

      I would absolutely buy that. I wouldn't admit to buying it, I'd probably replace his Barca shirt for a Spain one, and I would hide him during Real Madrid games, but then I'd for sure cuddle with him at night.

    • orangerie says:

      haha baby bojan would be all over that :)

      • Pique_Xavi says:

        LOL. What about Cesc? He misses his Pique more than Bojan ever could. But I would buy it actually thought about this last week with a hairdo just like him and the bluest eyes.

    • Leya_S says:

      3 words:


      • Pique_Xavi says:

        loving it that idea… i think i'm going to try and make one though i would have to buy the barca shirt elsewhere…. hmmm i need a cold shower.

    • Lotte (Zlatanista) says:

      Oh, yes that would be a great idea! I mean how hard could it to make teddybear that looks like him? And since i have kids i would have an alibi for bying them!!

      • JulieFromParis says:

        Same here, but arguing for hours about who's gonna sleep with it (mummy or daughter??) would be awkward and drive hubby crazy… Plus, he'd ask for his own Anna Ivanovic full size doll as a compensation and im not so sure how i feel about it, lol.

  41. Maria!! says:

    he is so Sweet ;)

  42. blitzenTO says:

    I love that he has no problem joking about his sexuality and the photo with Zlatan. This is what a real man looks like!

    • Raiola, Mr says:

      How do you know it was 'a joke'?

      Don't assume everything is put there to make y'all giggle. He is merely making light of this situation because he has to. That was a serious moment whatever was going on.

  43. aps says:

    I wouldn't mind rolling around with you Pique.