March 31st, 2011

Product Shill: Javi Martinez For SOY Underwear

Category La Liga, Product Shill

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For busy journalist types like us, a typical work day will inevitably involve a lot of internet surfing. At Kickette, we tend to favour videos of cute animals doing amusing things, but occasionally a piece of film finds it’s way to our desktops that stops us in our tracks and makes us appreciate the majesty of the human form, rejoice in the thousands of years of evolution it took to hone it to such perfection and speculate excitedly at what can be contained in a pair of stylish briefs.

Please enjoy Athletic Bilbao’s Javi Martinez, parading around in pants for SOY Underwear. We did.

Some of us still are.

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26 Responses to “Product Shill: Javi Martinez For SOY Underwear”

  1. tool steel says:
    October 18, 2011 at 22:33

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  2. themanoloblahnik says:
    April 13, 2011 at 21:56

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  3. ... x_X ... (Maria) says:
    April 3, 2011 at 15:54

    ok … have 7 things to say…
    1 . DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

    2. I think that should the new uniform for every footballer …..

    3. I always wanted to live in Spain (or Italy) … & this gives me more reason …. QUE VIVA LA MADRE PATRIA!!!!

    4. is 4 the 4 S … Shy… Sweet.. Sexy … & Single …. my type of guy!!!

    5. THANK GOD IS CLOSER TO MY AGE THE SOME OTHER FOOTBALLERS!!!!!

    6. Can someone explain to me … why he said in an interview that it no easy picking up chicks because of how the look … or something like that…. Cause he looks very very very … gooood to me !!!! *lol* …. he even looks cute wearing glasses ….

    7. REALLY… DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

    ***CLAPS**** to soy underwear… NOW GET ME THE REST OF THE WORLD CUP CHAMPS!!!!

  4. mrz. navas says:
    April 2, 2011 at 14:48

    i wonder if fernando llorente would mind doing a lil sum sum for SOY!! i surely wouldn't mind!!!

  5. mochara says:
    April 1, 2011 at 14:02

    This is a prime example of why I'm moving to Spain in the (hopefully soon) future!

  6. IrishBlue says:
    April 1, 2011 at 10:34

    Well hello Javi, I have no interest in buying those underpants but I'll gladly watch you modelling them anytime :D

  7. Isabella says:
    April 1, 2011 at 03:51

    Finally! Some Javi Martinez appreciation here! :D

  8. Duha says:
    March 31, 2011 at 23:57

    BACK OFF LADIES! I have been perving on Javi since long before this video. HE'S MINE <3

  9. Jen says:
    March 31, 2011 at 20:36

    Oh. My. God!!! I wonder how you get the job of rubbing oil onto Spanish players abs??? Sign me up asap! What a hotty!

  10. lizzy says:
    March 31, 2011 at 17:19

    yuuuuummm :) :) :D

    ohmygod i love his smile :) … and other things ;)

  11. Viva_Espana says:
    March 31, 2011 at 16:31

    I think it should be mandatory for each player on Spanish national team to do a video for Soy.

  12. LAmonkeygirl says:
    March 31, 2011 at 15:13

    I question my life choices, knowing now that I could have been on "Rub Oil Onto Hot Baller" duty. Everything I have accomplished means nothing.

  13. Lotte says:
    March 31, 2011 at 14:49

    Is it still called make-up artist when you rub smudgy stuff on hot ballers bodies? Then I want to be that. A make-up artist.

  14. Miss XOXO says:
    March 31, 2011 at 12:10

    For me SOY stand for = Sexy. Of course. Yummy….

  15. Sergz says:
    March 31, 2011 at 12:00

    Earlier on when I said that Athletic Bilbao was my favourite football team, people didn't know what team I was talking about. Now all of you ladies know of Martinez and Llorente so I don't have to be a lonely fangirl anymore. :D

  16. @nenafabregas says:
    March 31, 2011 at 11:51

    brb
    walking to Basque Country :D

  17. dontaskmetosmile says:
    March 31, 2011 at 11:23

    If you want closeups and gifs, go here: http://conlaroja.wordpress.com/2011/03/31/javi-ma…

    NSFW. Proceed with caution if your boss is lurking around. If not, get comfortable, my dears.

  18. MadridistaJenn says:
    March 31, 2011 at 11:05

    I actually shutdown my computer yesterday when I replayed this for an hour, but now I've learned self control (which Kickette is seriously testing).
    Thank you the cameraman for his/her work in crouch shots. That body, that back, that smile!
    God bless you, Basque country!
    *faints*

  19. chay says:
    March 31, 2011 at 11:00

    oh my, what a great way to start my thurs morning! I love the close-up crotch shots at 00:55 and 01:10 woo hoo!

    The name, however, is quite silly: "I Am Underwear"? I'm going to pretend it's the english meaning, not the spanish meaning. It's a bit more random (underpants made of soya), but funnier. And it also denotes they're edible, meaning i would gladly eat them off of señor martinez *innocent look* :-D

  20. spvrp says:
    March 31, 2011 at 10:21

    Why on earth am I wasting time studying medicine when I could have a job rubbing oil on abs like that? Watching videos like this make me realize that life is so unfair.

  21. ffaat says:
    March 31, 2011 at 10:12

    first