June 30th, 2011
Product Shill: Javi Martinez, SOY Underwear
Images via bellazon.
Yes, alright Javi Martinez. You look insanely hot. We thought you might.
But, (and far be it from us to argue if you want to stroll around in your colourful SOY undergarments), plenty of footballers look uber hot during their skivvy shilling enterprises.
So whatcha bringing to the table that’s so darn different?
Oh. Ok. You have a rather fetching velour appearance track suit thing with a stripey sweater. Fair enough, you still look quite hot.
Action shot with test card panties? Yep, we still would.
Eek! Oh, actually it’s fine if you just focus on the smooth, glossy thighs.
Seriously? You’re testing our patience now. We may have to throw this over to the Kickette Committee for a decision.
Commenters? Gather, please. You have busy work to do.