December 5th, 2011
Product Shill Pose Off: David Villa v Karim Benzema for Adidas Tango 12
Images: Adidas Football.
Hallelujah, UEFA Euro 2012 has officially kicked off. Many games will be played, many fine men will wear shorts whilst running. Stamina and shorts in the summer is always a good thing. And with so many matches and players to choose, where should you focus your valuable time and attention?
For the time being, we say David Villa (Spain) and Karim Benzema (France), who are two of the hands and faces modeling the new Adidas Tango 12 – the official match ball of Euro 2012.
Since we needn’t really continue as y’all know the drill, let’s get to analysing.
Did Patricia forget to wrap up his leftovers from dinner at the end of the night or something? Yeesh, what on Earth has gotten into David Villa? That is not a bitchface nor is it a side eye and his barnet is beginning to take on a wig-like look.
Though if you’re a glass half full type of Kickette then you’ll enjoy this advice from a good mate of ours: ’David Villa’s looking pretty moody… and we can all enjoy that!’
Unlike the Soulpatch Sire, Benzema actually made somewhat of an effort in his modeling shot, seemingly spending more than four minutes getting ready for his close-up. He also avoided a full teeth smile, much to our benefit. He’s a healthy shade of happy and we appreciate him letting the actual product take centre stage for a change.
So who wins the battle of the match balls, fellow Kickettes? Is it too obvious that we’re voting for Karim since he looks a wee bit more put together than David?
Regardless, we like to think that these two are are much more high maintenance than these pictures show. Can’t you just mentally picture the two of them fighting for mirror space whilst primping to the latest LMFAO single?