September 30th, 2010
Product Shill: Xabi Alonso For Gillette Moisturizer
The question isn’t whether or not you’ll be buying Gillette moisturizer because of Mr. Xabi Alonso’s pleasant visage. The question is: how much Gillette moisturizer will you be buying? A carton? A crate? The warehouse?
We may be hardcore SK-II/La Mer/anything-with-promises-of-magic-and-moonbeams-in-a jar beauty product users, but we will leave our brand loyalty behind for you, Xabi. (Also, we will leave behind our jobs, homes, chocolate supplies and semi-significant others. Just say the word.)
PS: the chest hair. Sweet, merciful St. Iker; the chest hair.