July 8th, 2011
Product Shill: Yann Sommer For Our Hopes & Dreams
Cheers for the tip Nicole!
Yann Sommer, where have you been all our European U21 Championship-tracking lives? Your epic Swiss prettiness makes us feel like someone accidentally let us out of our insane asylum (Kickette HQ) for the night after a multi-year stint in solitude. Each of us has our own personal fantasy of what we’d do to a face like yours, but because our game of Rock, Paper, Scissor has ended in a stalemate 10 times over, we’ve yet to determine which ravenous staffer gets the privilege of carrying out their ONS fantasies. With or without your parental consent forms.
Kickettes, are our urges universally-shared? Any one else want to try jockeying for a piece of the action?