May 20th, 2009

Product Shill: Gisele B

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Not that we’re experts in the ways of the lithe, gorgeous and super-rich or anything, but don’t the shin pads go underneath the socks?

Perhaps we’re missing the point.

We’re also wondering when advertisers are going to realize women also watch the footy and might like some sexified adverts too?

One simple promo featuring Roque Santa Cruz in a pair of briefs telling us to buy face cream made out of bunnies and nuclear waste and we’d make that company millions.

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21 Responses to “Product Shill: Gisele B”

  1. Kahtilyn13 says:

    Give Gisele some credit. Someone else had to tell her what the wear and help her put it on, so can't blame her for the wardrobe malfunction. The shirt is what's killing me. I mean at least put her in a proper footy kit. It is a bit random for her to be the face but whatever. She looks great and i think everyone here under estimates just how in shape the woman is. Put her on the pitch with Leo's new gal and I bet she'd be fierce. But that's just my opinion. Roque is beautiful but if Nemanja Vidic was in a pair of briefs telling me to buy face cream made out of bunnies and nuclear waste, I would totally do it! He is such a sexy robot! Love you, Kickette, you make my day that much better!

  2. Genevieve Gourcuff says:

    I would buy ANYTHING that Roque told me to… as for Gisele, this is just random – and lol at the misplaced shin pads!

  3. LizB (Mrs. Vucinic) says:

    Lololol Oh Giselle… so true Kickette! I’d be running out to the store to buy whatever it was they told me to.

  4. aristeia says:

    This may be the least sexy I’ve ever seen Gisele. Damn, girlfriend has no hips. I’m quite unimpressed w/ her right now. Then again, she looks a lot better than me, so I should probably shut my yap.

    Not one arsehole on that set knew where the shin pads belonged? Sad.

  5. isabelle says:

    The shinguards outside the socks are part of the joke. The ad says: SPORTS LIKE YOU’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. The joke is two fold: 1) GIRLS CANT PLAY SOCCER and the ones who play in Brazil are known for being uggly as hell. 2) NO ONE HAS EVEN SEEN SHINGUARDS OVER THE SOCKS BEFORE.

  6. I saw this ad and it made me go WTF! Why are the shinpads outside the socks? Do girls wear them differently to protect their socks from getting dirty and to be honest the shorts look very weird on her!

  7. Nandia Mrs.The Ramos says:

    buy face cream made out of bunnies and nuclear waste and we’d make them millionaires LOL!!But there is some truth in that,isnt there?

  8. Julia says:

    This is one hideous foto. THat's all i can say

  9. Kahtilyn13 says:

    agreed! but i still think she's beautiful in her own unique way.

  10. Kahtilyn13 says:

    Thanks for agreeing with me! It is really ridiculous that SKY couldn't figure out where the shin pads go, tho!

  11. carly says:

    Exactly, Kickette. The great bonus of football is MEN dammit. Gisele doesn't even look that great there. I have better thighs. But Roque has even better thighs. LOL

  12. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    She is absolutely gorgeous, but not sure what she has to do with football. Your Roque in pants idea though has me reaching for my purse. A hot hot man I would obey with no problems.

  13. FootballerChick43 - says:

    "…but don?t the shin pads go underneath the socks?"Indeed, they do. *Shudders*Although, I'm with Kahtilyn, she probably had someone else dress her and really.. what can you do?

  14. Erin says:

    One tackle and not only would the shin pads fly off, I'm pretty sure her legs would snap! Unfortunately I think we will always be the minority as female supporters in the football world, but maybe if we spend enough money they'll throw us a hot man bone. LOL

  15. Meer. says:

    Oh, KicketteLOL You have one creepy but very creative mindLOL

  16. Rossi´s girl says:

    I don´t like Gisele and I think her looks are overrated: big nose, thin legs, there are more gorgeous models out there like Natalia Vodianova, Doutzen Krouse and Adriana Lima

  17. FirstTeamCoach says:

    LOL at the shin pads, but I would be very happy if all footballers played in shirts that short ! It would make concentrating on the football a little bit more difficult but I am willing to give it a go ! I would also buy anything Roque told me too hee

  18. Smurfette says:

    I agree with Kahtilyn. You all can say what you want but Gisele has a great body. I would love to have her chizzled stomach. I would totally buy mascara from Yoann Gourcuff and hair products from the Ramos.

  19. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    She is absolutely gorgeous, but not sure what she has to do with football. Your Roque in pants idea though has me reaching for my purse. A hot hot man I would obey with no problems.

  20. carly says:

    Exactly, Kickette. The great bonus of football is MEN dammit.

    Gisele doesn’t even look that great there. I have better thighs. But Roque has even better thighs. LOL

  21. Avenath says:

    Gisele has a smashing body, but too bad the shorts do her no justice whatsoever…as for the Roque-nuclear waste-cream idea, i am all for it!!!!!!