May 18th, 2009
Public Debut: Elen Rives and Lawrie Wilson
Lessons learned from Elen Rives in the face of a breakup with your long term partner Frank Lampard:
1. Smiling blissfully comes easy when you’re with a boy twelve years your junior;
2. Smiling blissfully also comes in knowing that the many photos of you publicly cuddling up to a new guy will make your ex’s head explode;
3. Footballers are like custard creams. You know you should only have one. But once you start, they’re so addictive you can’t stop until your cup of tea is awash with nasty floating bits of squidgy bits.
This last lesson went slightly askew, but the point we’re making is that Elen’s new man is a footballer. They are obviously so hard to shake from the system. His name is Lawrie Wilson, and he plays for Stevenage Borough.
He’s twenty-two. Elen is thirty-four.
Interesting that Elen went for someone so young and from a fifth tier club, no?
Also interesting: that the paparazzi just happened to stumble across Elen and Lawrie whilst out on a date too.