May 18th, 2009

Public Debut: Elen Rives and Lawrie Wilson

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Lessons learned from Elen Rives in the face of a breakup with your long term partner Frank Lampard:

1. Smiling blissfully comes easy when you’re with a boy twelve years your junior;
2. Smiling blissfully also comes in knowing that the many photos of you publicly cuddling up to a new guy will make your ex’s head explode;
3. Footballers are like custard creams. You know you should only have one. But once you start, they’re so addictive you can’t stop until your cup of tea is awash with nasty floating bits of squidgy bits.

This last lesson went slightly askew, but the point we’re making is that Elen’s new man is a footballer. They are obviously so hard to shake from the system.  His name is Lawrie Wilson, and he plays for Stevenage Borough.

He’s twenty-two. Elen is thirty-four.

Interesting that Elen went for someone so young and from a fifth tier club, no?

Also interesting: that the paparazzi just happened to stumble across Elen and Lawrie whilst out on a date too.

Link: Chelsea FC Star Frank Lampard’s Ex Fiancee…

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34 Responses to “Public Debut: Elen Rives and Lawrie Wilson”

  1. autumnmaple101 says:

    Cradle snatcher much..sounds like Elen did it on purpose to hurt Frank. Sod it, give me Frank anyday.

  2. Eternal Dreamer says:

    Is anyone surprised? Boyfriend breaks up with you (or you do b/c he’s a cheater), you put on some hot clothes and find a piece of eye candy to go out with. I would say that both Elen and this guy, who will be gone so quickly I can’t be bothered to remember his name, know exactly what they are doing – publicity. I don’t think it matters that he is a footballer. Maybe that is just the cherry on the sundae?

  3. TammyV says:

    LOL Mrs.Cud…. I LOVE Elen and let me say, Well played baby, well played. You know lamps's competitive juices are flowing hard now.

  4. mrscudicini says:

    Hee hee…LL- he's too smart for her evil games!!! He will be yours, oh yes, he will be yours!

  5. Pau de Silva (aka Sa says:

    what???? I have just realized she is older than him! (I mean Frank) "emotionless b******" lol… good one Elen! ooh! pink champagne!! I want some!

  6. mrscudicini says:

    You know what, Elen Rives just became my hero and role model. You go girl. You go out with that 22 year old boy, grope him in public, and take him back to the hotel for what I will assume was a banging good time. I love you and will now aspire to be you.

  7. HiL says:

    Am I the only one that completely disgusted by this situation? Sorry I just don’t like her. Now I dislike her even more.

  8. Pau de Silva (aka Sambu) says:

    what???? I have just realized she is older than him! (I mean Frank) “emotionless b******” lol… good one Elen! ooh! pink champagne!! I want some!

  9. Dreamgirl says:

    Good on you, Elen. Why not. Only don’t take him home to the kids just yet.

  10. Pau de Silva (aka Sa says:

    no comments… buut.. I followed the link, and I have a thing or two to say: spanish beauty? come on! and wtf with Saskia`s pic?? dont make me change my oppinion about her! jajaja I know my oppinion is irrelevant, but let me have fun…. Elen looks way better now, maybe because she is no longer with Frank.. about Luna and Isla?? OMG! CUTE!

  11. Genevieve Gourcuff says:

    Wow – I so didn't expect this! Good on her, I reckon. Nice work with the custard cream analogy Kickette…

  12. Meer. says:

    Elen 1, Frank… 0.

  13. Malin ("MrsFern says:

    12 years younger is the way to go eh? Let me see. Kindergarten it is.

  14. Malin ("MrsFernandoTorres", if I may) says:

    12 years younger is the way to go eh? Let me see. Kindergarten it is.

  15. TammyV says:

    LOL Mrs.Cud…. I LOVE Elen and let me say, Well played baby, well played.

    You know lamps’s competitive juices are flowing hard now.

  16. Pau de Silva (aka Sambu) says:

    no comments… buut.. I followed the link, and I have a thing or two to say: spanish beauty? come on! and wtf with Saskia`s pic?? dont make me change my oppinion about her! jajaja I know my oppinion is irrelevant, but let me have fun…. Elen looks way better now, maybe because she is no longer with Frank.. about Luna and Isla?? OMG! CUTE!

  17. LoveLamps says:

    Another mind game, brought to you by the evil that is Elen Rives. She even had me going for 5 seconds. NO MAS! Don't let this suck you in Frank. Turn a blind eye and then turn your eyes this way please.

  18. Christina says:

    Oh enough of the girl power sentiments, he has a friggin GF, blog about that one instead of her desperation. Whatever happened to focusing on your kids and yourself after a break up rather than your image and insecurities.

  19. footiegal says:

    you are a bunch of c***s and dont know anything get a grip and stop congratulating him

    he apparantly has a girlfriend he lives with and imagine her feelings in this. elen is a troll who is gripping onto wag life by a scrap

    bye bye

  20. Cheryl says:

    my first thought was :well played,but know i'm thinking :not so well played…..he'll be jealous-that's for sure but i'm guessing he'll be more furious than anything… me's still thinking they'll be back together by the end of the year/next season(latest)-

  21. Julia says:

    In my head Frank literally BELONGS to John Terry, so, hey, why not let the Ex go out and have fun with someone… eh, immature enough to play along? And that LINK. What was Elen wearing in that pic? HORRIBLE, I dare say. And Saskia is absolutely hideous. Another thing made of silicon and plastic surgery.

  22. aristeia says:

    I shouldn't pass too much judgment as I am FB friends w/ half of the primavera in Italy. *whistles casually* Seems a bit planned as it were, but whatever… have fun woman. Enjoy yourself!

  23. Anna (Frau Manuel Ne says:

    and that just makes me think that elen and frankie are perfect for each other.

  24. carly says:

    22? 22? … Well, I'd better not say what I'm thinking because it's too bygotted. But he's cute, I'll give him that.

  25. TammyV says:

    Cheryl… that is why it was well played. She got a boytoy to hit his ego. It is not serious, but it will snap Lamps's head back around and make him want to fight to win. This is all going exactly how I called it when they broke up…they are so next in line for a baller wedding

  26. justlikexabi says:

    hope he's not using this relationship for fame. anyway is he a professional footballer?

  27. LizB (Mrs. Vucinic) says:

    Go Elen! If you can manage to date someone 12 years younger… why not go for it?

  28. 'TorresNubianQueen' says:

    You go girl!!!

  29. Becca says:

    I’d much rather have Frankie.. Enough said.

  30. Baby Freya (Mrs Arbeloa) says:

    Oh Elen…well, I suppose thats one way of giving Frank the V’s: Date a baller 12 years younger. I eagerly await Frank’s reaction!

  31. carly says:

    22? 22? …

    Well, I’d better not say what I’m thinking because it’s too bygotted.

    But he’s cute, I’ll give him that.

  32. TammyV says:

    Cheryl… that is why it was well played. She got a boytoy to hit his ego. It is not serious, but it will snap Lamps’s head back around and make him want to fight to win.

    This is all going exactly how I called it when they broke up…they are so next in line for a baller wedding

  33. Avenath says:

    Which means, i should go for someone who is 20….hello, Bojan!!…ok, he’s not 20 yet…but i’ll take him still…

  34. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:

    Wow. That was quick for someone who is in "distress" over the break up.

    Don’t get me wrong, I’m one of the few people who actually like Elen, but… if this lasts past next month, I’ll die from the shock of it.