July 25th, 2007
Questioning Coleen McLoughlin’s Trousers
A simple question, Coleen,
Please do tell: why are your trousers so bloody long?
Why doth they draggeth along the pavement, collecting dust, scraps and squirrels?
Yes, a clean, unbroken line can make your legs look longer. And sure, when you spend £600 on a pair of slacks you shouldn’t have to do anything to them, they should come perfectly formed and perfectly tailored. But such is life. Life is not always fair.
And so, we ask, again: why?
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