September 7th, 2007

QOTD: Frank and Geri and the Motorcar

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Er, what the hell are Frank Lampard and Geri Haliwell doing in the same car? 
How do either of them have any sort of knowledge that the other exists?
Why is this friendship (?) so freakishly disturbing, yet utterly compelling to us? 

Answers, Kickettes.  We need answers.

 

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29 Responses to “QOTD: Frank and Geri and the Motorcar”

  1. Tres Bien says:

    So this topic is pass

  2. kickette says:

    Yes, sorry for the new having to type in an annoying word. The spam robots are making us crazy and killing our posts.

  3. Tammyv says:

    Michaela, the ring drama was created by the wonderment that is the Rives-Lampard summer soap opera,.. Is he in the dog house? She is not wearing her ring, is the wedding off?  Is she not wearing it just to scare him?  He is wearing his, is he being punished.

    Now, becuase of their self-created drama over their rings,I have a pavlovian need to look for the rings

  4. Cate says:

    Is someone spamming the site?

    It’s the bots.

  5. Michaela says:

    LOL @ LoveLamps! If it were Mr. Ronaldo, then we’d be talking!  But yeah, I don’t know why everyone’s looking for a ring if they’re not married.  That’s just extra dramz! 

    And I don’t think Geri Halliwell will ever be serious with a man. Doesn’t she have two kids by two different men that she never was too serious with? I think she’s only wanting someone’s sperm.  Maybe she thinks that if she gets some of Frankie’s then she get a little red-headed footballer. lol.  You never know, it could be a cute kid!

    x
    Michaela

    PS – Why do we have to submit a word now Kickette?? Is someone spamming the site??

  6. elle's newest fan (tammyv) says:

    Thank you Elle, those are pretty boys!

  7. LoveLamps says:

    Cate, if I were in a car with Frankie, I’d definitely be sleeping with him!  It’s automatic!

  8. Ella says:

    This doesen’t have anything to do with Frank Lampard or English football whatsoever, but I’m extremely bored, and let’s face it ; sitting around waiting for Fernando Torres to ring my doorbell is not constructive work (I’ll do plenty of that the rest of my life anyway). Anyway, I decided to bring a couple of Norwegian footballers to your attention:

    http://images.sesam.no/scanpix/preview/2004/5/sp4e6640.jpg – Bengt Saeternes of OB (Denmark)

    http://images.sesam.no/scanpix/preview/2005/4/sp781787.jpg – Ignore the sick expression on his face, and move your eyes further down to more important parts of the body – his legs.

    http://images.sesam.no/scanpix/preview/2006/8/spc91fdd.jpg – Martin Andresen of SK Brann (Norway). Need I say more than *sigh* ?  This one also comes from a family with a money vault the size of Wembley.

    http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00499/thorstein_helstad___499677b.jpg – Thorstein Helstad of SK Brann (Norway) – Cut his hair, and he’s my number 1

    http://www.brann.no/bilder/portrettbilder2007/Haakon Opdal portrett 2007.jpg – Haakon Opdal – SK Brann (Norway)

    http://img.nrk.no/img/520065.jpeg – Per Ciljan Skjelbred of Rosenborg BK (Norway) Needless to say it’s him without the shirt. Cute, if you’re into the boyband-type.

    I’m not sure if you’re aware of Morten Gamst Pedersen of Blackburn Rovers, but here he is :
    http://www.nye-troms.no/images/Nyhetsbilder/webgamst.jpg

    There you are, I could come up with more, but I’ve got work to do (browsing the net for pictures of Torres).

  9. Cate says:

    Uhm, wait.

    Why are we all so keen to assume he’s sleeping with her?

    They’re in a car together.

  10. LoveLamps says:

    Michaela, they have never been married. . . engaged for years, but not yet married.  With the way things are going, it’s looking like marriage is not happening.  Now ladies, remember that Elen has been married before and may still be under the laws of the middle eastern country where she was wed.  Kickette let us know that months and months ago.  And we all know she is clinging to Frank because of money.  Please!  If she really loved him, she would have put him in counseling and would not let him attend events alone so that he can leave with a SPICE GIRL!!!!  There’s no love of Frankie, just love of money.

  11. Robin says:

    Wait – I thought Geri was dating some unbelievably wealthy playboy Russian? That may be one of the (many) connections.

  12. Becca x says:

    Tres The Fingers Do Look Extremely Long.. I THink Its The Picture.

    LoveLamps I Totlly Agree That Elen Is Just In Love With His Money… But I Just Love Him In General <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  13. Cate says:

    big surprise

    NO! THAT MEANS HE DUMPED ELEN AND NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!

    NO NO NO NO NO!!!

  14. Ella says:

    Heading for the nearest P***y House.

    Poor Frankie.. Mourinho probably cut down his sallary to a lousy

  15. dami says:

    his such a retart first it was the incident in america now it happens again next he will probably be hooking up with a slut

    he is so yuck wat a disgrace chelsea. chelsea suck anyways so there no point of not expecting this sorta crap

  16. tammyv says:

    lets not get too excited, he is not wearing his ring at the event or at home it seems:

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v460/samjadams/ringlesstwo.jpg

    but at the same time, Elen still is wearing her ring:  http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v460/samjadams/elenwithring.jpg

    I told you all, after all that ring drama iver the summer. I have to look for them first before anything else

    (thanks to Ms. Fairytale for these pics!)

  17. Michaela says:

    Were Elen & Frank married? I don’t remember.

    I don’t know if they’re dating or whatever but they’re cute together! That’s just my opinion anyway.

    x
    Michaela

  18. tina says:

    lol at ella’s comment.

    i admit this pic is totally RANDOM but that could be elen in the far left. not the girl in the middle but the one sitting next to her the one you can BARELY see

  19. Tres Bien says:

    Tammy,

    I know exactly what you mean on both accounts.  I know his toes are long but his fingers always looked proportionate. 

    Did you have ring paranoia?  Because yeah, me too.  (And yes, I know these are fragmented sentences but I don’t give a flying fig right now!)

  20. LoveLamps says:

    Oh ladies, it is ALL in the fingers and yes the ring is gone.  SSSSSWWWWWWEEEEEETTTTTTT!  He will soon be mine.  Gerri is the rebound girl.  He’s just waiting for me.

  21. tammyv says:

    David married Victoria; Rio dated Emma B (frigure that one out?). My guess is that they have run into each other a lot.

    More importantly, why no ring Mr. Lampard?

  22. Anna says:

    Geri was chaperoning. You can’t see the leash from this angle but it’s there. You see, Frank is still ‘in the doghouse’. According to Elen, at least (..pfft, whatevs).

  23. S A R A H ;; says:

    Oh Acctualyy,, Maybe Its Just a Lookalike Or Geri And Its His Friend wink Lol

  24. S A R A H ;; says:

    Kickette, I Think The Reason Might Be Because They Could Have Met Through David And Victoria And Maybe There Were Going Out For A Catch Up raspberry Lol Well Acctualy I Have No Idea But You Knoo x

  25. il est avec moi says:

    it looks that long from here.

  26. Anna says:

    Tres, I think something rong with the picture, it can’t be soooooo long

  27. tammyv says:

    Tres,

    He does have freakishly long fingers and toes actually (god, why do I know these things?).

    He didn’t wear his ring to the event:
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v460/samjadams/…

    After all the drama over the summer, I am have a pavlovian need to look for their rings.

  28. Tres Bien says:

    Is it me or does Frankie’s left hand look freakishly long?  In fact, the whole left side of Frank just looks off.

    Quick fyi, he wears his ring on the left.