August 4th, 2009

QOTD: Nereida and her Devil’s Kiss


When asked by a reporter outside the nightclub if she sent Cristiano a kiss, Nereida Gallardo responds, “Yes. A devil’s kiss.”


So it’s not enough that Whatsherface is openly stalking her ex-boyfriend in a planned attack with a camera crew, she has now decided to move into the territory commonly known as bunny boiler.

We fear this is her Britney Spears head shaving moment. Or, alternatively, it’s just psychosis.

This pap video shows that Nereida was actually inside the club with Cristiano. Whilst men made respectful gestures behind her, Cristiano ignored her. He was drinking mojitos, if you need to know.

Nereida/Britney eventually left, and waited for CR outside. Her grandmother called her cell phone (whoopsie). She texted C-Ron, giggling. This was then followed by her devil’s kiss comment.

This report says that Nereida recently told a small group at a party that she planned on “exploiting this to the end” so that she could get the biggest benefit (ie financial) from her relationship with Cristiano. Other (friendlier) reports out of Spain stress that it was strictly coincidence that the two were at the same place together.

FYI, apparently Nereida has a boyfriend. His name is Peter and he works at a gym.

Cheque, please!

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31 Responses to “QOTD: Nereida and her Devil’s Kiss”

  1. FirstTeamCoach says:

    I am still surprised that she did not put a pin through the condoms, then she would have been able to 'exploit' him. Cris must be thinking 'phew close call there'

  2. bitterlemon says:

    here is the complete video for those who haven’t seen it. she must have been drunk.

  3. Julia says:

    She's just ridiculous. Nut that is exactlt why she should get together with Ronaldo.

  4. Dreamgirl says:

    This is stalking surely. She gives even tarty women a bad name..

  5. kate says:

    According to a sex-dictionary devil's kiss is: "A fart while engaged in oralsex in the 69-position ! —————– (oooooh HOW Charming!!!)) Actually i think i may try that with whichever guy (victim) i find next a good old fart will not do any real long term harm to guys face. will it??????????

  6. mrscudicini says:

    wow. this is just sad.

  7. lose that girl says:

    Maybe we should stop giving her press. She's trash and is just craving the attention. lose that girl

  8. aristeia says:

    Hahahaha! It’s like watching a car wreck, but way less upsetting.

  9. Avenath says:

    She is creeping me out now….


  11. Ella says:

    Wow, she keeps crazier and creepier by the minute. And she clearly has no shame. Looks like C-ron messed with the wrong girl this time, she’s not going to go away quietly.  He almost deserves it.  LOL!

  12. kell says:

    talk about drama. he deserve it.

  13. Bitterlemon says:

    Anonymous would you fix the link and repost it? Thanks.

  14. rockstarpeach02 says:

    Its like has plans of actually creating Mayhem on CRon. she scares me…

  15. bitterlemon says:

    I thought the pictures were funny but the video is creeping me out. I think CR should look into getting a restraining order.

  16. Lizzie A.K.A "T says:

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  17. kate says:

    oh and it can also mean this devil's kiss 'Eating out a girl while she is on her monthly period, then kissing her afterwards.. ' urgh vomit

  18. Lolinha says:

    A restraining order would be acknowledging her existence and would bring even more publicity to her. I wonder what she would have said to him… Poor C-Ron he didn't look like he was having much fun. Although he must know that Mallorca is her turf. It's been too long since they broke up for me to feel sorry for her. Doesn't she have friends who can sit her down and say: No! No Nereida, no!

  19. starrynic23 says:

    poor girl…she probably doesn't have friends with the common sense to hold her back and stop her from embarrassing herself…

  20. The Fourth Official says:

    Where does this cross the line from slightly weird/amusing to actually involving the authorities?

  21. Jelly says:

    A restraining order is…ummm…in order. This is comical. She needs help. Devil's kiss? I thought britters was fighting demons but nerd clearly is! She is going to regret this when her grandchildren hear about it "in the good ole days I was a stalker of a famous footballer who unfortunately couldn't be your grandfather…"

  22. Genevieve Gourcuff says:

    Oh God. This is rock bottom. Let's stop talking about her – it probably just encourages her by making her think she's in some way still relevant

  23. Janis says:

    Yes I wish the paps would stop giving her attention. If you give her more attention, she won't go away. She loves the spotlight. She's also crazed. I feel sorry for C.Ron. Good job for the ignoring on his part though. He pretends like she doesn't exist which is the bigger thing to do.

  24. Nelly says:

    WOW! How pathetic. Can we please stop talking about her now? THANKS!

  25. FootballerChick43 - says:

    CRon – get a restraining order. Seriously. I hate you, but I'm sick of seeing these stories.

  26. carly says:

    Wow, he looked like he was having a "lot" of fun. This is so embarrassing. Even though I have nothing but despise for Neireda's lifestyle and her whole attitude throughout this saga, I do feel a bit sorry for her. And he's not coming out of this nicely neither, even though I can understand that he must be totally fed up with her antics.

  27. winnieramos says:

    that’s what he get for whoring around. now if only ALL his past bed-friends would gang up and come after him–THAT would be a story!

  28. Fer_Lahm says:

    Devil’s kiss? hm. It sounds rare.

    She only want her 15 minutes of fame, and if the media steel looking forward her, she’s going to keep doing it, so I think that the media has to stop talking about her and that’s when she’s gonna get noticed that she didnt born to be a WAG (because she doesnt have the class) or another type of celebrity.

    And I think too that al of the things that she did there (except her grandma’s phone call) was planned to stalk him and appear in the media.