May 25th, 2011
Questionable Companions: Leo DiCaprio & Melissa Satta
Then, rather suddenly, we got the wind knocked out of our already lethargic lungs when we instantly recognised the famous face of her travel partner: Leonardo DiCaprio.
From there, the pair went about their day, and eventually had some friends join them for lunch/provide adequate buffer space between them. Of course, you can’t see that, since we didn’t feel like forking over some hefty coin to purchase the photos of a fabulously-coiffed jet set crew aimlessly pushing their food around their plates. We can report though, that we gained the impression that Leo didn’t want to be seen, while his new ‘friend’ had a toothy smile that was eerily similar in size and shape to one particular Kickette staff writer’s when she’s presented with a jumbo bag of jelly beans. Like…huge.
That wouldn’t be anything to do with his recently being linked with Gossip Girl actress Blake Lively, though. Of that we are sure.
Anyhoo, if its any consolation to the Titanic diehards out there, our photo agency referred to Ms. Satta as ‘a colleague of Elisabetta Canalis, George Clooney’s girlfriend.’
Homegirl couldn’t even get a SI Swimsuit Edition plug from the paps? Burn.