October 12th, 2009

Quote of the Year: Whatsherface and Barack Obama

We bow down to the crazy.

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“My exit was in all the world news. I am like Obama with tits… but I am ashamed of what I did to Cristiano. It was pathetic.”

Nereida Gallardo when asked if she was proud of her fame and the “thing” she did to that boy in the club.

We know we should leave it alone, but Kickettes, that has to go down as the most clinically insane, contradictory crazy, ex-wagtastically brilliant thing that has ever been said.

How can you ask us to stop writing about her? There is no quicker, cheaper way to improve your self-esteem than by looking at this photo and reading this quote of gold. Hands down, it’s the statement of the year.

Not enough? Need more positive reinforcement that your life rocks?

As well as admitting she paid 4,900 euros to enhance her breasts at 21, when asked about the strangest offer she’s ever had, Nereida said,

“I signed a contract to be the image of Armani Sunglasses NY. I was surprised that they chose me; later I discovered that everything was a lie and it was a prank from a guy who used to be in jail.”

Take us out of the cooker, Kickettes. We’re done.

Link: Nereida Gallardo Es Obama Con Tetas

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43 Responses to “Quote of the Year: Whatsherface and Barack Obama”

  1. jelly says:

    I just died… I will only come back to life if nerd takes elocution classes or stops talking. GAWD

  2. izzy says:

    OMG! That made my day. And this is why I could not live without this site. That pictures just makes it, WTF is she doing?

  3. Nelly says:

    PATHETIC!!! she’s trying to squeeze as much as she can out of her past fling with CR9. she’s so gross, i think cristiano has only gone out with nasty girls as of late. he’s nasty too.

  4. Katie says:

    She just insulted my President and defiled my flag.


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  6. Fer_Lahm says:


  7. Merel says:

    Since when are Obama and Nereida being named in one sentence? That should be a jail punishment or something.

    Nereida and Obama in one sentence. Tssk.

    Besides, Obama has entered. Not made an exit. That's the confussion that happens when you are even more stupid than a cow and a pig combined together.

  8. FootballerChick43-"Mrs.Ballack" says:

    I think I just lost half of my brain cells.

    “Obama with tits”? Really? Really Nereida?

  9. Boston Red says:

    She is now tied with Jessica Lawlor for my favorite person ever.

  10. Erin says:

    Holy crap she’s a disaster! I want the press to stop talking about her just so we can see what she will do when she isn’t getting the attention she craves. It could be truly epic!

  11. Mariam says:

    SAD. that’s all I have to say I’m so glad I’m not here, even if she did sleep with cristiano ronaldo…

  12. Ella says:

    Oh. My. God. Once again, I'm ashamed FOR her. Yikes, there must be no rock bottom for this girl. Kickette, I beg you to please NEVER stop writing about her. She provides endless entertainment and much needed ego boosts for the rest of us. Thanks for this post!

  13. Julia says:

    I’m sort of speechless. Her affair, or non-affair, with that brat Ronaldo just really ruined her already pretty pathetic life.

  14. Gigi Neville-Brown says:

    She’s like a car wreck that you can’t help looking at, but with cellulite.

  15. Was anyone else mildly surprised that she knows who Obama is?

  16. Camille says:

    I am literally never going to stop laughing about this.

  17. Lola says:

    I really am lost for words…

  18. olalla says:

    I am real sorry to say that, but she truly is spastic.

  19. claudia says:

    will this thing EVER GO AWAY?

  20. Lala says:

    Attention whore.

  21. shay says:

    I thank the lord for the day that Ronaldo ran into that pair of tits with no brain attached. Best laugh ever! It's true when I think of her story Obama comes right to mind. Hee Hee Hee Hee.

  22. HiL says:

    Just when I thought she couldn’t get any dumber.. god she is stupid.

  23. kleon says:

    … O.o please someone slap her

  24. Lidoli says:

    OMG!!!! Cris you MUST do BETTER next time…..PLEASE!!!!

  25. Baby Freya says:

    Oh Whoreida, you do make my life so much better!

  26. sehpideh says:

    WoW… and people smack talk Paris Hilton, PH has nothing on this one. She's fast becoming the foremost expert in fame-whoring.

  27. nakita says:

    Goodness… x) But Kickette is right. She made me feel better about my life =) thanks Nereida, stay beautiful…

  28. MrsC says:


    that is all.


  29. Inés says:

    Thx Nereida, that is exactly what Ronaldo needs now that he's injured….laughing at you moron!!!!

  30. Pau says:

    damn… I almost feel sorry about her, plus she looks terrible in that pic!

  31. c9 says:

    You have to be f***in kiddin’ me!!!! I’m tired of this nutcase *yawns*………….

  32. Susie says:

    I bet Cristiano curses the day he ever ran into that bimbo.

  33. NinyaC says:

    How sad… and yet entertaining!!!

  34. Johnna says:


    You stay classy, Nereida!

  35. Jasmine says:

    “I am like Obama with tits.”



  36. MUfcMarie says:

    This is FABULOUS!

  37. Sarah says:


  38. Riya says:

    Wow she's a classy one, no?

  39. Eternal Dreamer says:

    I feel bad for her when she says: "…but I am ashamed of what I did to Cristiano. It was pathetic.” Then I stop feeling bad for her when she says: "My exit was in all the world news. I am like Obama with tits…" That outfit/pose is not flattering either.