March 4th, 2008

Randoms: Babies, Groupies and Skeevies

Aussie hottie/West Ham defender Lucas Neill and his girlfriend Lindsey Morris are expecting twins. Re his hand position: is that why she looks so happy?

Rebecca Loos is multi-talented.  She can skeeve, and she can sing.  We’re like, sooo jealous.

imageGood to know there is a home/gallery for important images like this one. Mmm, man love taken out of context.

Becks and the blonde: innocent groupie love or guilty groupie love?

Alena Seredova and Gianluigi Buffon had their baby, a son named Louis Thomas, born on December 28.  Yes, we’re quick with the news updates this end.

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46 Responses to “Randoms: Babies, Groupies and Skeevies”

  1. kaya says:

    Ugh. Twins. That’s not going to do nice things to her cute little body. What is it with all the twinsies these days?
    I’m clearly out of vogue as I did it the old fashioned way: marriage and then a singleton pregnancy. I’m 32 and I don’t care how vain it is: I’m counting on all these WAGs to represent and guilt me into walking out of the hospital a size 1 smile

  2. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I’m trying tho c9, I really am trying!!
    I WILL NOT give in to him!!!!  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="shut eye" style="border:0;" />

  3. c9 says:

    <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

    Thanks for that MrsXabi and all me fellow kickettes. I was having a shite morning and this really helped <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  4. brandy says:

    WTF?! Apparently you have to push TWO babies out your stuff in one sitting in order to get your baller to marry you… One baby at a time over the course of many years is just not enough anymore. Hell in a hand basket I say.

    HAHHAAHH my word is “Single”, like these baby-mamas!!!

  5. MrsJamieRedknapp says:

    Crikey!  I certainly am one of the “old school” on here.

    I was born in 1963.  (makes me 44 -just to save your brains)

    Still dont think I’m too old to have a lil look at the yumminess that exists on this site.

    Tuesday thigh-off being a case in point. 

    Haha my security word is Class48   should that be class of ‘48 LOL

  6. c9 says:

    TFO, now I know why I find your posts to be so intriguing. You are the master and I am yet the apprentice.  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

    I fellow kickettes am with Elise, all of 27!!!

    There should be no boundaries for lusting over world icon footballers! I think that some ballers rather enjoy the fact that they titilate even the most experienced women. (i.e.- cr7)

    LMFAO- “Argggh!! *Repeat's to self

  7. MrsXabi, that was certainly a most wonderful year of birth. I have the same one!

  8. Meriam says:

    Cheryl bites:
    I just read that line that you got from my comment and realise that has no relevance whatsoever to the point that I was trying to get across.

  9. BJ says:

    THANKS KICKETTE for taking my idea and rolling with it.

    even though lindsey is probably like 5 months pregnant now. that photo was taken last may, and i love how she is wearing trackies!

    also, Toni Poole had twins before john made an honest woman out of her.

    on that note: Tim Cahill isn’t married to Rebecca Greenhill…and they have 3 kids (age 7, 4, 1)

  10. cheryl bites says:

    Oh yes, we knew you were older and wiser than us. Just not that much. O_o

  11. Sarah x says:

    Maybe The Blonde Girl Was His Sister raspberry

  12. The Fourth Official says:

    I think you’re right, Mrs. Xabi.  grin

  13. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    LOL pmsl @ Fourth
    This may explain some of your crushes!! HeeHee

  14. The Fourth Official says:

    The only downside of 49 is that sometimes I can’t tell the hot flashes from the oh-gawd-he’s-hot flashes.

  15. carly says:

    And TFO, I definitely enjoy your experienced perspective over things and I think it’s perfectly healthy that you should fancy whoever you’d like.

  16. carly says:

    Interesting images today. I can’t wait to take a peek at that fantastic gallery.

  17. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    It’s OK Fourth I don’t think a small thing like age can stop you perving over those thighs and that body and that bum and the back and oh god I’ve done it again…….. I’m gonna have to slap myself soon!!!!

    Argggh!! *Repeat’s to self ‘you do NOT fancy Ronaldo’ over and over!!*

  18. The Fourth Official says:

    I guess I’ve never revealed my age here, though I thought most of you would have guessed by now that I’m not exactly 20-something.  I’ll be 50 this year.  Yes, 50.  I know, I know.  Old enough to be your mother.  Old enough to be Cristiano’s mother.  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />  But, I’m not, so I can still look, can’t I??  And by the way, my 40s have been absolutely great.  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  19. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    What is with the chin skid mark Lucas??? Really knocks hotness factor points from you! But congrats on the babies. Get a feel while you can mate, soon there will be a huggggggge tummy in the way!!!

    In what world does Rebecca Loo’s think people will buy a record by her? I don’t care if she has the best voice in the world, the woman a skank, and skank don’t sell!!

    I love the man love picture’s, always make me smile <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

    The Becks and Blonde?? Oh my that is soo intimate lets hope she doesn’t find herself pregnant??! Purleassseee! It’s in the sun ffs, they would do anything to tarnish Becks!! Rotten paper through and through!!

    (And seriously Fourth, how old are you?? I wasn’t even near born in 1979, let alone bored of man love!!!)

  20. cheryl bites says:

    Johnna: *suspicious* Megan, is that you?

    And TFO: you were last interested in slash in 1979??? How old are you again?

  21. MadameBavaria says:

    And for Becks and the blonde…bah…nothing special…it was just a little girl making her dream come true, but from Becks nothing…
    It’s so so irrelevant that Victoria shouldn’t give a toss about this.

    Congratulations to Gigi Buffon and his stunning Alena…Now we have to wait till this beautiful baby becomes World Goalkeeper and maybe World Champion in 20 years time smile

    I’m a die-hard fan of Man slash love in football, or better said Football Slash. It became my new guilty pleasure since last summer :D
    You’ll see that every team has its “golden couple”, or in the slash-language..its OTP :D
    But it only works with rawr-hot-footballers or you’ll have lifelong nightmares…

  22. Johnna says:

    KAJHSKAJSHAH IT IS MY RUUD. Albeit with Fletcher (*retch*) and not Cristiano who he should be with BUT IT IS MY RUUD ALL THE SAME.

    Man, if I thought waking up to Cris’s thighs wasn’t enough, now Kickette gives me Ruud. I’m a happy happy Johnna.

  23. MadameBavaria says:

    OMFG RUUD!!!*stares**rubbes eyes*
    That was hot :D

  24. The Fourth Official says:

    Lucas, marry the girlfriend, for crissake.  The woman is prepared to push not one, but TWO, fully formed 5 to 8 pound human beings from her vagina for your sake.  A ring is the least you can give her in return, FFS.

    Sorry, man slash love does nothing for me. It peaked for me about 1979 with Spock and Kirk in the fanzines.  Amusing perhaps but not the least bit titillating. 

    Loos is really wringing out the last few seconds from her 15 minutes of fame, isn’t she?  Skank.

    Becks and the blonde.  Whatev.  Something tells me that it’s the stuff that doesn’t get into the tabloids that Vicky should be really worried about.  There is absolutely no way in hell that that man is faithful.  Period.  End of.

  25. hitzelle says:

    hahahahaaaaa~! dist-er-ooy gettin some lurrvin..sos she^^

  26. cheryl bites says:

    Elise: *with great dignity* I do not ONLY have rude slashy pictures. I also have random ones that are just, well, rude. And that Sporno gallery needs fleshing out a bit, so I thought I might link them to <a >Ballack’s bollocks or something.

  27. Rusty says:

    30 here…

    somewhat19 is my password. I *am* somewhat 19.

  28. brandy says:

    31 here <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" /> and lovin’ it! Ladies in your late 20s don’t freak out about 30… It is AWESOME! And so much better….!

  29. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Oh right, it did make me laugh Elise.
    You know for some reason I always read your name as Elsie too, sorry!!

  30. Elise says:

    Yes, MrsXabi, it’s Elise.  My mother named me after one of her best friends who is French. Now that’s alot of ‘chic’ to have to try to live up to!  LOL

  31. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Err so that’s 27 Elise? I’m not so hot on the info with John and Frank, but that’s my guess!

  32. hitzelle says:

    =,= since we’re talkin bout age, yer might as well know im younger than pato..



  33. Elise says:

    I’m in between John and Frank- both in years and in my fantasies!  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue wink" style="border:0;" />

  34. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I’m only a young’un too, I’m 19, born in 1988! But I can perv with the best of the oldie’s.  Maybe not my mother, she a hugggge perv <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

    Talking of being a perv, how hot was Fabregas’ celebration tonight? The passion he showed! Phowarrr!!! That was HOT HOT HOT!!

  35. Elise says:

    Sorry, MrsXabi- I just couldn’t resist that little joke. I’m 28. John is 27 and Frank is 29.

  36. Johnna says:

    25 here.

    Cheryl, I can understand the confusion. I would say there’s no way anyone loves Ruud more than me, but Megan and I definitely tie on that aspect.

  37. cheryl bites says:

    Age doesn’t matter, it’s what your face looks like which is the important thing here

  38. Meriam says:

    Ok, I am definately one of the younger ones here. I was born in 1991, but if it’s ok for Fourth to like her footballers (which it totally is) then it is so right for me too. Age doesn’t matter, it’s what your face looks like which is the important thing here…

  39. TFO: Old enough to be our mother you say? <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" /> Weeell, you do not beat MY mother in age. <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" /> Even if my guess is that I’m on the younger scale here.

    Sooo, our Fourth revealed her age. No it’s upp to the rest. How old are you, fellow Kickettes?

    Year of birth please. <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  40. Becca says:

    Lol Is It The Position Of His Hand Making Her Smile? Lol That Made Me Laugh!

  41. Johnna says:

    Cheryl, wassat? I’m Johnna, not Megan. Does this Megan person think Ruud is hers too? I will fight for him. *eyes everyone*

  42. brandy says:

    I’m so over all these girlfriends having footballers’ babies! I’m with you TFO: MARRY HER FFS!!!!

    And I SOOOOO don’t go for the man on man love. It looks G.A.Y. and not hot to me… Give me a guy by himself looking hot or a group of hotties who at least don’t look like they are about to throw down in a second. SO. NOT. HOT!

    La Loos. I can’t comment. Really.

  43. cheryl bites says:

    TFO: *hopefully* Does this mean you agree with me re: SAF?

  44. Elise says:

    TFO- hotness and hotness-appreciation knows no age boundaries.  And once again I am LMFAO, this time at the comment about hot flashes!  And SAF as Santa!

    Cheryl, I have that pic, too- a couple of them.  It’s pretty funny.  I don’t spend too much time looking at it though because it kind of weirds me out. I love John/Frank slash, as we’ve established, but I can’t slash Jose.  I used to love it when he showed obvious affection for John and Frank, for any of the boys really because I know he f**king loved that team (I may weep a little bit now), but no slashing.

  45. cheryl bites says:

    Johnna: sorry, I mixed you up with Pints. It was the way you squeed that confused me… XD

    TFO: *sighs and goes off to look for other twisted people*

    …I have some unintentionally-obscene photos that they don’t have in that gallery. Like the one where it looks as if Frank Lampard is giving Jos

  46. The Fourth Official says:

    Cheryl bites, by that question, are you referrring to the discussion the other day about manager/player slash?  Because honestly, I scrolled through it.  I don’t even want to imagine SAF having sex with his *wife*, never mind a footballer.  sick  SAF is like Santa Claus to me – an all-knowing all-seeing grandfatherly icon who brings me wonderful presents, like top class signings and glittering trophies.  Oh, and the occasional dud like Taibi or Veron, but hey, we don’t always get what we want under the tree.

    Finishing up some office stuff, and then heading home for the kick off against Lyon.  Go Red Devils!