February 28th, 2008
Randoms: Booze, Babies and (possible) Bitch Slaps
If this story is true, don’t you think Johanne Beckham could totally take out Danielle Lloyd with a quick right hook? In case you’re keeping score, this is Dani’s third cat fight in the last eight months. Sweet and classy. Btw, did you know that Joanne used to date Jermain Defoe? Believe it, girls. During her birthday celebrations and bitch slaps at Studio Valbonne, story has it that the two ex-love birds hooked it up.
Tottenham’s Ledley King is a man who cannot handle the al-key-hol. A night’s celebration with the lads after the Carling Cup win resulted in him being completely ass out and kicked out. This is not the first time for Mr. King.
However, Jermaine Jenas is a true die hard, doing the nation proud with his ability to get completely blottered until the early hours of the morning for two nights in a row with nary a tabloid scandal and his trousers remaining on. Nice work, JJ.
Sheree Murphy’s baby shower: the Justine Mills (Cricket boutique owner) version.
(Warning, this includes much product and location shilling/ name dropping.) Check this week’s OK! for more pics and deets.
Start planning your stalking/ mini-skirt schedule now chickies, the list of the top earning footballers in Europe is out.