February 28th, 2008

Randoms: Booze, Babies and (possible) Bitch Slaps

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If this story is true, don’t you think Johanne Beckham could totally take out Danielle Lloyd with a quick right hook? In case you’re keeping score, this is Dani’s third cat fight in the last eight months. Sweet and classy. Btw, did you know that Joanne used to date Jermain Defoe? Believe it, girls. During her birthday celebrations and bitch slaps at Studio Valbonne, story has it that the two ex-love birds hooked it up.

Tottenham’s Ledley King is a man who cannot handle the al-key-hol. A night’s celebration with the lads after the Carling Cup win resulted in him being completely ass out and kicked out. This is not the first time for Mr. King.

However, Jermaine Jenas is a true die hard, doing the nation proud with his ability to get completely blottered until the early hours of the morning for two nights in a row with nary a tabloid scandal and his trousers remaining on. Nice work, JJ.

imageSheree Murphy’s baby shower: the Justine Mills (Cricket boutique owner) version.

(Warning, this includes much product and location shilling/ name dropping.) Check this week’s OK! for more pics and deets.

Start planning your stalking/ mini-skirt schedule now chickies, the list of the top earning footballers in Europe is out.

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22 Responses to “Randoms: Booze, Babies and (possible) Bitch Slaps”

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  2. Rebecca says:

    i love Sherees outfit smile
    She looks so good!
    I dont like Alex’s ‘bullet belt’ and i think her hair is a little bit too big.

  3. lose that girl says:

    In the US and Canada, baby showers are held before the baby is born.

  4. cheryl bites says:

    Kaya: yes. Not sure how eating tons of ice lollies is supposed to make you fat, though – it’s not like she’s packing in the peanut butter sandwiches, is it? I’d be more worried the kid would be born with ADHD from all the additives.

    PS: don’t you usually have a baby shower after the baby’s born?

  5. Rusty says:

    Cassie: I don’t get out as much as I should, but as far as I can tell, the side bun look hasn’t hit Boston yet. I think today I’ll start the trend. Then, I’ll start to yodel.

    Carly: I just don’t like Coleen’s nose. Thankfully, it doesn’t look too horrible in that picture.

    kaya: I’m not British so don’t quote me on this, but yes, I think ice lollies: popsicles.

    Alex doesn’t look too horrible either. I give her kudos.

    I read about Sheree’s baby shower in OK! (hears Keith Olbermann as she types) and I was kind of scared.

  6. rei says:

    Joanne is ugry….

    After looking at her, Coleen is visible in the beauty.

  7. carly says:

    TFO – you kill me LOL
    *beehive hair* hahaha
    *side bun*

    Have you noticed how that angle isn’t good at all for Coleen’s face? She looks odd from this side.

    That salary list is outrageous: Sol Campbell at number 15? Darren Bent wins more than most of the Real Madrid players? The world has gone mad.

  8. lose that girl says:

    Justine Mills has her own column in that Liverpool rag? What’s the world coming to!

    Sheree looks fabulous. I don’t know all that much about her but she seems quite normal – and that hubby of hers is gorgeous. I wonder why Abi Clancy wasn’t there. Apparently, she’s giving up lingerie modeling in order to be perma-fixed to Crouchie at any given opportunity.

    I like Coleen’s outfilt much better than Alex’s.

  9. Elise says:

    I thought sure Ronaldhino would have the top spot on that list.  I suppose I’m a bit ignorant of world footballer wages, and obviously I know there’s loads of money at Chelsea, but I didn’t know John and Frank would be that high up there. And 4 players in the top ten, 5 in 11? There were a few other surprises there, too.  And it seems bizarre to see a ‘financial rewards’ list for footballers that doesn’t include Fabregas (much as I can’t stand him, he obviously deserves to be in a list like this- and certainly will be come contract renewal time.) Interesting reading.

  10. cassie says:

    for someone who always hates on alex, i think she looks pretty good here.  she looks thinner than usual and doesn’t look like her trashy self.  i hate the hair as always, but i doubt that will ever change.  i know someone said why is she wearing black to a baby shower, but i myself have done the same and have worn a nice black dress to a winter wedding before, i can’t dock her points for that.  i think the shoes are better than the hooker red ones and i don’t mind the belt.  i’m surprised to hear myself say that…wow.

    that being said, i don’t like coleen’s outfit at all, especially with the black tights and black shoes and black dress combo, that’s a little too much for me.  also, the way alex is wearing the belt makes her have a figure, whereas coleen looks blah and shapeless.

    also, sheree looks great and i have to say side buns (well not as large as hers) are actually quite stylish on the east coast in the US.

  11. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I am not a fan of violence at all, BUT I think I could make an exception to see Girl Beck’s give that skank ho and good old slap!!!

    Ledley is a let down to his team, as captain he should lead from the front and be the last man standing after drinking more than everyone else.  He should have his arm band taken off him and given to a more deserving drunk!!!

    Alex seems to be wearing her bullet belt again! What does she think, she gonna get attacked at a baby shower!!! You think she stored the gun in her ever growing barnet?!

    I’m quite suprised by the rich list actually! Wouldn’t have thought that would be the order, but hey not like even number 50 is gonna have trouble paying off the mortgage eh!

  12. rania says:

    None of my Arsenal boys are on that list. That made my day.
    smile

  13. The Fourth Official says:

    Drunken footballers.  Bitch slapping. Whatev.

    Baby showers!  I love baby showers!  I love *themed* baby showers!  I gave a “Little Boy Blue” baby shower last year.  I love all the silly games and the pretty food.  Though pink marshmallow cheesecake <gag> ??  But what’s with all the black in the pic above?  Jeez, when you want a WAG to wear black appropriately, she never does, and when pretty colours are in order, they put on the black.  And why does Alex feel the need to wear platform shoes and beehive hair when she’s already taller than the entire Man United back four?  And Sheree looks very cute, though a side bun???  What’s that?  A side bun should be what you have beside your plate at dinner.  But I love her little outie belly button showing through her dress.  So CUTE!  I love babies!!!

  14. RedGirl says:

    I agree with Carly, Coleen looks kinda weird from that side.

    And apparently Alex is ready for the battle. Apart from that bullet belt she took her ‘hair helmet’… Those things can be very resistant, and you never know when good taste and elegance can come and hit you right on your head smile

  15. kaya says:

    Having another thought:
    Are ice lollies british for popsicles?

  16. kaya says:

    Wow… I’m just not getting over how unfairly the looks got distributed in that generation of Beckham enough to comment on anything else.

    OK… Danielle Lloyd must’ve been crazy drunk to decide she had a chance against that!

  17. Elise says:

    tammyv-  grin

    And thanks for the Tesco link- I had somehow missed it!  You’re right- so cute.

  18. tammyv says:

    Well they did win the FA Cup and the Carling Cup last year and the two years before that the Prem title and other Carling cup.

    Plus Lamps helps Tesco and FA teach kids about the skills of the game:  http://www.thefa.com/skills/#Scene_1

    How cute is that? 

    Oh and they sell a hell of a lot of shirts, which is the real reason they are so high on the list.

  19. brandy says:

    PS: Frank and John don’t deserve to be so high on that list. They haven’t done anything good/useful/respectable in years!

  20. brandy says:

    “Beckham” does not look good on a woman… ruff! Can’t believe they are siblings. IMO it’s a blessing the new brood is all-male!

    Alex looks like a transy working the back streets and Colleen looks like her face got stepped on and then was forced at gun point to wear that train wreck of a dress. It is AWWWWWWFUL!

    I’m always down for a good bitch slapping if Danielle LlHOyd is on the receiving end!

  21. Elise says:

    I know the black outfits are all wrong, but I love Alex’s shoes.  The dress, not so much.  And Coleen just looks a tad frumpy.  The mommie-to-be looks pretty fabulous as long as I don’t look at the belly too much.  Pregnant bellies always freak me out a little bit.

  22. tammyv says:

    ewwww… Girl Becks and DeFoe?  WTF?  and David was down with this?  The whole things is so sorted and tadry.. if I could keep track of that whole Lloyd/Adkins/Mears boyfriend exchange thing, or actually be able to tell them apart it would help I guess. 

    BLACK TO A BABY SHOWER?  No, never ok,