October 3rd, 2007

Randoms: Face Masks and Text Messages


What a weekend for Steven Gerrard.  His wife paints London-town glitter and he knocks over a child with his Bentley.  Luckily all have survived. The kid has a broken leg, and London club goers should be recovered by 2010. 

The David Nugent naked cell phone pics?  If the uncensored version is the real deal, this is definitely an unfortunate example of small things coming in extremely well-toned packages.  By the way, is this what passes for seduction these days? Story goes that David sent them to a girl he’d met via his mobile to impress her.  Next time just try money in a jar, mate. Works for us.

imageKickettes who can turn a phrase need to click over to our boys at Soccerlens, where they’re having a writing competition – winners get a cash prize and their own hosted, supported and sassed up blog, with pay.  Also: we’re one of the judges for the comp, and you know how we feel about favouritism and ethics.  Exactly. So get over there.

John Terry: We love you, but please don’t leave the house again until this is sorted.  The world is full of enough pain and sadness and face masks.

Did anyone catch angry Didier this weekend? We missed it and have heard that his shirt removal was quite spectacular.  Can anyone confirm?

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28 Responses to “Randoms: Face Masks and Text Messages”

  1. paris says:

    STEVEN GERRARD is da SEXIEST man alive OMG his body is perfect alex curran is sooooooooooooooo luky

  2. brandy says:

    Wow – props to Louise for making Didi look, dare I say it, kinda hot!!! I think the cornrow look is much better than that all-lye relaxer or what ever that greasy mess is supposed to be…

  3. linz says:

    THANK YOU tammyv…i had no idea this magazine existed and i’m disappointed the issue of Frank is sold out!! (as well as michael too)

    all i have to say is JT is superman but that look is totally not working for him.

  4. tammyv says:

    She never made it in America… so I honestly other then seeing some randu, pictures of her and things have no idea why she is famous and have never heard her sing

  5. cheryl bites says:

    We really do need a special tribute to Louise Redknapp. I have no idea why teh chickie is famous
    :o You do not KNOW that she is Louise from Eternal?! (I’ll never get the hang of this Louise Redknapp thing – she’s always Louise from Eternal to me.) We need to dig up of a picture of her in the blue PVC outfit singing “Naked”. That might kill your good opinion of her fashion sense, mind.

  6. brandy says:

    Goodness… I was hell bent on finding the uncensored picture (curious) and unfortunately found it (curiosity killed the cat).

    I think TammyV said it best, but may I offer one small suggestion? Manscaping. Google it if you don’t know what it is honey. Might make it look a little more impressive size-wise!

  7. S A R A H ;; says:

    I Agree,, That boy Was not The Brightest Bulb In The Box <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/raspberry.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="raspberry" style="border:0;" />
    I Think JT Looks Gorgeous Lol

  8. AnnaD says:

    is that a pic of Stevie int the pool???  it must be; those are his hairy legs…yummy…and he can’t help it if some deluded kid runs out into the road right in front of him; kid sounds like he’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer, anyway, supporting man u the way he does…poor little begger…

  9. Tammyv says:

    So much quality to cover:

    1.) Stevie, I was with y’all on the brilliant PR handling of this but you lost me with the staged and posed photo op holding your shirt over the kid you hit.  This is not a charity visit to the cancer ward – Your bad driving put his currently broken body there.

    2.) David N – sweetie, umm girls are generally not interested in seeing the package unless we ask for to see it.  Unsolicited package views are almost universally met with mocking and ridicule from not only said girl but all her girlfriends. Another important note to consider: we totally share that info.

    3.) JT – Luckily for you, doll your appeal is being goofy sexy with a mix of ironmen stud. This adds to that, if you were pretty it would diasterous.  The world would mourn if it were Becks.

    4.) Drogs angry and shirtless.. hella sexy. Oh my, oh my, more please

  10. carly says:

    lol Terry looks like he had an opposite of a face lift.

    I saw Didier…the whole sending off thing looked like an excuse for him to take off his shirt. It was nice.

  11. SuzyQ says:

    Oof, JT, that is so not a good look.
    Eagerly awaiting the Didier pics … anyone?
    and omg mr. nugent is extremely buff

  12. ivanka says:

    holy mother of god.muhahaahahaha.wtf,terry?

  13. Tammyv says:

    Thanks to the wonderment that is Redknapp Publishing Inc., I give you the beauty of the Drogs (and a few of his close friends Lamps, Mikey O, Rio)

    http://www.iconmagazine.co.uk/interviews_drogba.html  (Enjoy the Shirtless cover photo as well.)

    We really do need a special tribute to Louise Redknapp. I have no idea why teh chickie is famous but she makes some pretty editorials of ballers the way they should be – shirtless/or impecibly dressed and surrounded by pretty and expensive things

  14. Tres Bien says:

    I was out of town for the last 5 days or so and since I can’t seem to pry myself away from footie, I found myself at a local pub watching the Chelsea game. 

    Of course, the one time a beautiful body is revealed in anger, I’m surrounded by a bunch of men and can’t fully express my joy of the wonderfulness of Didier.  I swear, the more and more I see him, the more potent he becomes.

    And on one last Didier note, did anyone happen to read the article on him in Vanity Fair from August?  The man is absolutely amazing.

  15. DanyLamps says:

    JT… I love you anyway

  16. Ella says:

    I googled, I watched, I tried, but I’m just not impressed. Keep Nugent to yourself, Ladies.

  17. Ella says:

    First of all: Poor Steven

    Second: what in the world do you people see in Didier? Okay, he’s got a nice bod, but the face? The hair? No, no, no!

    Third: Let’s hope that’s a quick healed injury, JT.

    Fourth : I have no clue whatsoever who this Nugent-bloke is. I’m googling as we speak.

  18. Laurie says:

    Angry Didier sans shirt was definitely the highlight of that game, yes. Yay for Drogba!!!  cheese

  19. Gina says:

    There’s some screen captures from the TV broadcast of Didier Drogba’s sending off here: http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=83510

    Scroll down past the pix of somebody’s bum and Robin Van Persie.

    I haven’t been able to find the actual video footage, really surprised it’s not on YouTube already. Was a thing of beauty though smile

  20. robin says:

    Saw drogy sans shirt – great bod, too bad its attached to his head.
    Stevie can run me over any time is it means he brings me presents and sits by my hospital bed holding my hand.
    JT looks like a zorro wannabe that hasn’t quite gotten the point of the mask.

  21. Anna says:

    - JT needs to calm his ass down and kindly warm the bench for a few matches. I know he’s planning on working himself into a wheelchair and all that but this face mask is cruel to all woman-kind.

    - The shirt removal that accompanied Didier’s anger this weekend was very impressive indeed. Honestly, I think we need a finest five review already. Drogba deserves a second look.

    - The girl who David Nugent sent the photo to is saying that he’s not very well-equipped, if you know what I mean. Shame really because I always thought David Nugent was fine as hell.

  22. brandy says:

    I’m not gonna say it was BAD as it was kinda hard to tell due to the lack of “state” it was not in. Just seems to be more of the “plug” variety…
    Sorry if that’s just a little too graphic y’all!

    I did a google with “David Nugent” and “naked” for those of you who are adventurous/bored!

    Not sure I’d kick him out of bed though… especially not if he showed me that jar of money Ms Kickette mentioned lol!

  23. Becca x says:

    I Forgot To Mention Stevie In My Post! I Feel Really Sorry For Him And I Think It as All Gone A Bit Far Because A ‘Normal’ Person Could Knock Someone Ove And Nothing Would Happen.. But Just Because Hes Famous Its Such A Big Deal. I Wish He Would Run Me Over And Then Sit And Hold My Hand For 20 Minutes!!

  24. Becca x says:

    JT nd The Mask Lol.. Superhero To The Rescue!!
    And What a Silly Idea Sending A Naked Picture..Everyone Knows It Will Get Around Fast..Duh!! Was It Bad Brandy?

  25. Jennifer says:

    can i pop that bubble baby lol

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  27. Jennifer says:

    can i pop that bubble baby lol