October 3rd, 2007
Randoms: Face Masks and Text Messages
What a weekend for Steven Gerrard. His wife paints London-town glitter and he knocks over a child with his Bentley. Luckily all have survived. The kid has a broken leg, and London club goers should be recovered by 2010.
The David Nugent naked cell phone pics? If the uncensored version is the real deal, this is definitely an unfortunate example of small things coming in extremely well-toned packages. By the way, is this what passes for seduction these days? Story goes that David sent them to a girl he’d met via his mobile to impress her. Next time just try money in a jar, mate. Works for us.
Kickettes who can turn a phrase need to click over to our boys at Soccerlens, where they’re having a writing competition – winners get a cash prize and their own hosted, supported and sassed up blog, with pay. Also: we’re one of the judges for the comp, and you know how we feel about favouritism and ethics. Exactly. So get over there.
John Terry: We love you, but please don’t leave the house again until this is sorted. The world is full of enough pain and sadness and face masks.
Did anyone catch angry Didier this weekend? We missed it and have heard that his shirt removal was quite spectacular. Can anyone confirm?