April 21st, 2008

Randoms: Svenned and Sarky

Oh, boo. We liked the idea of Thierry Henry returning to the Premier League, but apparently all that talk about him leaving Barca was actually talk.

Nancy Dell’ Olio says Sven-Goran Eriksson is still the love of her life.  Her other boyfriend must feel so… Svenned.

Random mob ish: Stephen Gerrard’s gangster situ; and C-Ron’s flava of the month has some connections of her own.

Marcus Bent’s hair.  Did anyone else catch those weird bald spots on the side of his head during the Wigan/Tottenham game? Did these always exist? We need to know about such matters.

Cesc Fabregas is getting his own tv show, and he’s a little bit sarky about it. We lurve sarky Cesc even more than we love stern/sneer-faced Becks.  Delicious.

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54 Responses to “Randoms: Svenned and Sarky”

  1. Nic2 says:

    I gotta confess too actually…..I’m a secret Joey Barton fan!!! Phew! Feel better now getting that off my chest….

  2. ella says:

    i love cesc in that video, hes adorable! mmm can’t wait to see the show <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/grin.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" />

  3. Nik says:

    Hey, I’ve been following the site for quite some time now but this is my first post. Ok, I have to say that I’m a really big fan of Cesc Fabregas and found that vid extremely amusing. Yeah, so totally can’t wait! :D

  4. LucyLu says:

    Welcome Nik! smile

  5. Ella says:

    Malin: we’re not calling off anything! We’re women, we can do both. Blajja-Majja is hilarious but it’s not as fun in English. Let’s just say that she’s poo poo and we don’t like her.  LOL

  6. I’m all for calling of the Whoerida accident and go for Olalla instead!

    Oh, and Ella, my best friend gave Olalla the best nickname ever. “Blajja-Majja”. Just hysterical.

    Unfortunately its obviously in swedish and I cannot translate it in any good way. Wanna help?

  7. Lil' says:

    why these guys are nto bothered by the fact that anyone can see the boobs of their girlfriend (at least) ? they are not jealous at all?

  8. rei says:

    She is a person who wants to stand out.

    But, Ronaldo hates GF to be made public very much. However, she doesn’t understand it at all. Paparazzis know that the thing that Ronaldo dislikes them is this and are reporting it very much. And, Britain’s paparazzis know that the thing that Ronaldo dislikes is this and
    are reporting it very much.

    Neither his staff nor Ronaldo’s mother and Sir Alex will leave it as it is.

  9. michelle TN says:

    Nope, Henry is staying in Barca.  Go BARCA!  So I’m a total Cesc hater even though is did grow up in the youth leagues in barcelona but just watching him get all angry in Spanish was something special <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />  I won’t deny that I would watch that show . . . even though I “hate” him.

  10. Ella says:

    Hey! There’s two of us! (Ella’s that is).

    Anyway, threatening Steven? Oh Xabi’s gonna have your ass, you just wait.

    Cesc? He’s grown on me. A little. But he’s also abit “meeh..“

    Other guy with new hair? Good for him (or maybe not)

  11. Victoria says:

    I can’t wait for the Cesc Fabregas Show to air! Hopefully it comes to the States!

    The clip was so cute. I laughed out loud when the agent-guy said “moppet.“ I’d never heard of that word before, much less knew it was a form of insult.

    I think I’ll try calling my sister a moppet next time she steals my clothes. wink

    And I’m not making fun of him, but liked the way Cesc said “helicopter!“ And when he spoke Spanish! or Catalan? I don’t know.

  12. Moongirl says:

    Hmmm….. The Cesc show! could be good –

    plenty of footy gossip – yes

    interviews with his spanish and Arsenal team mates – yes

    home videos of Senderos laid on his couch wearing nothing but the Swiss flag and a shy smile – yes

    No??? Oh ok just me for that episode then wink

    Keyword – turned69 – oh if you insist!!

  13. Bella Donna says:

    Yeah!  We do exist!  I thought I was the only one that liked him, mostly cuz he has that thugness to him and I just love that.  He can come spend some qualitiy time with me in the states if he wants too.  I mean the guy is well hott.  Hehe!

    I am so happy I found another Joey Barton fan!

  14. one_love=cesc_fabreg says:

    OMG!!!! cesc… now come on TFO.. u can do it!! we’ll get u into the cesc loving mood soon.. hahaha…

    wat happen 2 mr.nice guy?? throw him away!.. love u a bit ruffy round the edge!.. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  15. Aoife says:

    Lol, I found it through a livejournal community. http://community.livejournal.com/cesc_fabregas18/…

    I’d never be on the Sun website myself!:)

  16. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Sorry I refuse to go onto the scummy sun website! Will have to find my info somewhere else. Cesc is a little cutie tho smile

    Bet your made up Cesc’s Lil Bird!!

  17. Cesc's lil bird says:

    All aboard the Cesc Express? First class ticket Hotville? Righteo…

    TFO – how can you not see the hotness? He’s so sexy when he’s fuming!

  18. Aoife says:

    MXA – here’s where I got the info from:

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/footba…

    It loks like it’s a one-off. Sounds pretty cool and if the advert is anything to go by, it’ll be pretty funny! <3 Cesc

  19. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Oooh Oooh Oooh Bella!!!! I’m a Joey Barton fan!! No one else on here seems to be able to look past the thugness!! But I love him! Yay, I’m not alone!!

    Thanks Aoife, is it just a one off, or a series?

    Also how hairy do Cesc arms look?? Eugh!

  20. Bella Donna says:

    Too bad they won’t be showing the show in the USA, that I know of though.  I so want to hug him during that commercial, he just looks so cute.

    Maybe I’ll have to ditch being a Ronaldo fan, mostly cuz of his choice in women, and jump on the Cesc bandwagon.  Hey, while I am at it I might at well join the Joey Barton bandwagon, the poor guy needs some love.

  21. Aoife says:

    MXA – it’s gonna be on Sky Sports on May 19. :D

  22. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Anyone know what channel Cesc’s show will be on?

  23. Rusty says:

    I like Joey Barton from the back.

    I really need a snog right now, but not with Joey Barton.

    I couldn’t figure out what sarky meant for a minute. I thought it meant snarky without the N, though it almost does anyway.

  24. tammyv says:

    Henry is rumored to be going to the new MLS team in Seattle in 2009. 

    The Marcus Bent hair/head situation seriously needs to be addressed…It was driving me crazy throught the match.

    Cesc TV should be entertaining as hell

  25. Signora Maldini says:

    Ella, don’t worry. I have connections of my own LOL

    We can still take her down!

  26. Bella Donna says:

    Good to see that the Whoredia name has caught on.  She is just fishy to me and that article helped me confirm it.  Did anyone notice that Cris seemed well, not his best on Saturday?

    And I love the Cesc commerical!!  He looks awesome and seriously who doesn’t love the guy?

  27. Ella says:

    But ladies… Isn’t this CIA-connection kind of.. eh, bad for those of us that were planning on going to Mallorca for a mimosa and an accident?  downer

  28. Meriam says:

    Why would anyone think of harming Stevie? Why?

    And I never noticed the bald patches.

    And I can’t wait until Cesc’s show starts, even if he does have nothing to talk about. I mean, when you’re as fit as him, you don’t NEED to say anything…

  29. Erin says:

    Oh holy jeez….just watched that Cesc clip.  That is HYSTERICAL!!!!  grin

  30. Erin says:

    I honestly don’t think Stevie will ever leave Liverpool.  But certainly not over this.  This all happened years ago, it’s just that it’s only coming out in the media now.  It’s been over for years.

  31. LoveLamps says:

    PS – TFO your blog is amazing!  I love my Blues, but I am starting to feel the Vidic love!  Frank, please know you are my first and only love but you must dump Elen if I am to stop looking at other men.  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  32. LoveLamps says:

    Cesc looks amazing in the pic (thanks for such a vision on a Monday AM Kickette!) and the video is adorable.  Please please let the show somehow get to the States!

  33. Signora Maldini says:

    I don’t think anyone would actually blame Whoreida for what her stepfather does but that doesn’t make it any less sickening.

    And Lil, you’re right. Djibril is a walking fashion crime against humanity….

    But I’m still in for the operation. Me and my Kalashnikov can handle them…

  34. Lil' says:

    i am not in anymore for Whoreida operation
    too dangerous
    however, it is not because her family is involved in despicable business that she is responsible for it (?)

    love cesc’s vid and TFO’s blog
    i did not see Marcus Bent’s hair either, does someone has a pic? but it will be difficult for him to beat Dibril’s. Each week it is a new disaster…

  35. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I’m kinda over Henry.

    Nancy scares me!!

    I’m almost crying at hte thought of someone wanting to take away Stevie’s legs!!

    And girls planning on kiddnapping and disposing of Whoredia – better watch out, that woman had connections!! Oohh!!

    Didn’t see the game, so didn’t see the hair. Anyone have a picture?

    Cesc show – ermm, while I’m quite excited to see what it will be like, what will it be showing? He doesn’t seem to be the most interesting player ever!!

  36. Signora Maldini says:

    Ohh! Go on with your bad self, Cesc! That was hot grin

    As for Whoreida and her step father – in all and absolute seriousness – that is very very disturbing. Rendition isn’t something to be taken lightly and if he is involved then it is highly f***ed up.

  37. dani,,PremierLeagueQueen,,MrsSteveFinnan says:

    it airing on sky in may cant wait x

  38. rania says:

    ohhhhhhh. Thank you. Thank you.  THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.

    i love cesc and his cescy football.

  39. FootballerChick43 says:

    Wow. I wanna see Cesc’s TV show.

    Just… wow.

  40. Gigi Neville says:

    Now we know the real reason why C-Ron is with Whoreida.  Her family threatened to break his legs if he didn’t go out with her.  Also helps to explain her hardened look.

    Read the blog, TFO.  Great!  Our back line was not in cinc.  Thank God we have Tevez’ head.  Why oh why did SAF play Vidic, and risk him, when he allowed Edwin to rest?  cool mad

  41. dani,,PremierLeagueQueen,,MrsSteveFinnan says:

    i love cesc x TFO i really dont see why you dont feel it

    i love that vid lol

  42. Aoife says:

    Oooh Cesc, I like it when you get angry!

  43. There have been deep connections between the “criminal underworld” and football for many many years.  The Stevie story doesn’t surprise me.  There’s rumours he’ll leave Pool – maybe for safer climes abroad? 

    Bent’s hair:  I need photographic evidence, as I didn’t catch the match.  Sounds eww-y. 

    Cesc:  he does look cute, but I’m still not feeling the hotness.  Sorry, girls. 

    Nancy:  I would wear that dress she has on in that Daily Mail pic, actually.  I quite like the colour.  But she’s had so many face lifts, her nostrils are in the nape of her neck.  More eww-y.

  44. lose that girl says:

    I never really gave Cesc any thought but that youtube clip is fantastic!! It’s good to see him ruffled up a bit!

    Speaking of getting ‘roughed’ up…WOW…never realized that the Gerrard family were in so deep.

  45. lose that girl says:

    Okay, now we have some proof that Whatsherface’s family is dodge!

  46. c9 says:

    Bella Donna- NO, you are not the only one who thought Cris was not at his best. See I knew it and I also said it on another forum, Whoreida/Whatsherface is going to f&%$ with his form. Now look what’s happened, he played such a shite game on saturday. It upsets me of course you all know that. Cris listen to me hunny, you need to get rid of the skank before me and the kickette hitgirl crew go after her!  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/mad.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="mad" style="border:0;" />

  47. goalkeeperette says:

    Oh Cesc. Cesc. I thought I couldn’t love you even more! <3

  48. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Oh sorry Cesc’s Lil Bird that means happy. Which you clearly are <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

    Oh LucyLu, I thought that was the actual episode guide then!! If only eh?!

  49. Jenn says:

    Hahahahaha I could not stop laughing when I saw that clip of Cesc on Friday!  He seems so into it, haha. I love him feisty. raspberry And the bit where he yells in Spanish…xD And when he says ‘elicoptarrrr’.

    Okay, I gotta stop. Going all fangirly now. raspberry grin

  50. LucyLu says:

    Episode 5: Cesc wishes Dani a happy birthday. Shirtless.

    Haha that would make my birthday too and it’s not even for a couple of months!

  51. dani,,Premier League says:

    the arsenal website said that the tv show is on the 13th may not the 19th if it is that will make my birthday

  52. LucyLu says:

    Oo yes I posted about Cesc’s show on that Beckham thread (whoops, off topic..) but wow. Best idea for a TV show that I’ve heard of in a long time!

    Episode 1: Cesc mows the lawn of the Emirates stadium. Shirtless.
    Episode 2: Cesc fixes a ‘mean omelette’. Shirtless.
    Episode 3: Cesc teaches the viewers beginners Spanish. Shirtless.
    Episode 4: Cesc handwashes his dirty Arsenal kit. Shirtless.

    Oh I could go on, and on, and on…

    P.S. Really like your blog, TFO!

  53. Cesc's lil bird says:

    What are you on about, MXA, about me being made up?

    Anyway, i’m mightily excited about the show! It promises to be sexy! Something for a gooner not to miss.

  54. Priya says:

    I’m new to this site and it’s so awesome^^
    Cesc looks so sexy in that vid. Can’t wait for the show ^^

    And I noticed Bent’s hair yesterday as well. eww.