March 5th, 2012

Raul Gonzalez: Clear & Present Danger

Here’s Raul during the launch of the campaign “Football against Hunger” in Brussels lsat week. Image:¬†AP Photo/Yves Logghe.

This lady is employing a classic Kickette distraction technique. Watch and learn, everybody, as she casually points to a random object in the middle distance, waits until her mark (in this case, the deliciously dressed and entirely unsuspecting Raul) is sufficiently engaged and then pounces, hurling him to the ground and doing what we all would, given this level of access.

Poor baby. He doesn’t stand a chance.

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10 Responses to “Raul Gonzalez: Clear & Present Danger”

  1. Kat says:

    Y'all know the lady at the back is in on it too. She'll get Raul from behind once he's let his guard down. The Kickette army works together!

  2. camille says:

    your description sounds EXACTLY like my mom;))

  3. Sam says:


  4. nayet21 says:

    Oh my God this man is perfect in every way! And I would hug him and kiss him too ;)

    • camille says:

      hugging and kissing would be the last thing on my mind if i got him to the ground lol

  5. littlegreenpea says:

    I would probably do that. I have no shame…

  6. ReDnt says:

    Ay dios mio capi Raul! :'D

  7. Jayy says:

    Oh Raul…you seem to get better looking with age *sighs* How does the man retain that head of hair? Its obviously natural – just like his flawless liquid gold skin (tangent i know, but he is so beautiful).

  8. Sarah, Madrid says:

    You are so beautiful, I will alway love you Capitan

  9. Loninha - Brasil says:

    If there's one thing to know is that Raul is Wonderful! Simplesmnete it!