April 8th, 2010

Reader E-mail Of The Day: ‘Nando ZOMG’

As you’ve heard us bitch and brag about before, our inboxes get flooded each morning from loyal readers and gossip tipsters. Depending on which side of the bed we woke on, some make us grizzly while others make us giddy with glee.

Since we don’t want to name names *cough cough* MB *cough cough*, we’ll just provide you with the choice quote (to go with the above Fernando Torres shot) which reminded us why we do this job each day. Modeling Liverpool’s latest kit, one reader and ‘Nando-appreciator had this to say:

Look at those cheekbones! Is he having to work weekends at the Birdcage to cover Rafa’s budget deficit?

If that wasn’t enough, another reader directed us to these shots of Fernando as father figure. So basically, all your cheekbone and reproductive fantasies have been covered in one fell swoop. Don’t thank us, thank them.

Link: Behind the scenes at kit shoot

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70 Responses to “Reader E-mail Of The Day: ‘Nando ZOMG’”

  1. jesus, sweet post. I’ve been telling me friends about this blog. They love it!

  2. solida says:

    isn't the make up too much for this guy?

    wait! who is he? fernando torres? hero of liverpool, right?

    i almost cannot reconise him because he looks so much like a vempire in the picture?

    however, the pose is great!!!!

    love you, Steven Gerrard!!!!!!

  3. aps says:

    He looks too much like a girl. They did way too much with the photoshopping. Nora looks just like her mommy

  4. MsPodolski says:

    Torres looks pretty darn hot to me he does look like a girl, he is hot none-the-less.

  5. Tereza/Brasil says:

    He looks like a ugly woman!!!lol

  6. lindsaytorres says:

    the kit is horrible.

  7. lorena_chanel says:

    He looks a little bit strange in this picture,i hardly recognize him:-)oh well nobody is THAT perfect :-)

  8. Amy says:

    lol, I saw this on my facebook page today and was dying laughing. He kind of reminds me of zoolander.

  9. bb says:

    I’m Nando’s fan but OMG this picture is HIDEOUS and i think he’s not really looks like THAT…girlish, horrible hair, the make-up, etc! He was photoshopped cuz i see diferences between the pic and the making of video. Lately, he doesn’t look very good all because of this ridiculous hair. CUT THIS HAIR, pleasee…

    P.S. Stevie in behind of scene is a extra A+ ahaha

  10. Emily says:

    omg – she’s a man, baby!!! or is she auditioning for the Duran Duran made-for-TV movie??

  11. Ines del Sol says:


    Fernanda, you took your mother’s lipstic again! and for god’s sake stop using that mascara!

  12. LadyInRed says:

    Damn it, it didn't even recognize him when I first saw the photo…

    Don't know what to say 'bout it… He's still hot, but this is kind of… weird?

    But Nora is totally lovely.

    *steals Nora from Nando and Ollala*

    *cuddles her*

    *gives back with a smile*

  13. sounderslove says:

    That pic is not Fernando's fault, blame the photoshop!fail. It doesn't even really look like him. He needs a haircut, but aside from that he's still hot when not photoshopped horribly.

  14. Alisha says:

    I swear I died a little inside when I saw Nora, she is beautiful and has got the best bits from both Nando and Olalla :D Is it wrong that I still find Nando hot even though I think he looks like a girl? :s

  15. Larissa says:

    Gosh Nando, you look like a computer game.

  16. Caroline says:

    I saw this pic yesterday and I cannot believe the make-up on it, good god what were they thinking, as for Nandos hair lately thats a whole other subject, I watched them last night though and he has serious roots so I am hoping he is growing out the manky blonde at last, shouldn’t get my hopes up though! Also doesn’t he often cut his hair for tournaments, maybe this is just wishful thinking on my part!

  17. hp says:

    they photoshopped his freckles.

  18. MissEstonia says:

    He looks like a woman…I literally don't get the attraction. WC06, heck yes. Now…he's turned into a girl. I'm sorry to say that, I don't know what happened. And that kit is hideous.

  19. Messiforpresident says:

    I always love the Liverpool boys, especially Nando, but that was NOT the best shot of him. He looks like a Chippendale calender boy.

    But he cant hide his loveliness for long though. He is adorable everytime he opens his mouth, and whenever his freckles shows. And the pictures of Nora and him… wow, just wow.

  20. Megan says:

    Blonde emo hair… No, please no.

    Keeping me from passing out is that under all that platinum blonde bangilicious is Fernando ‘The Frecklemeister’ Torres.
    But please Nando on you’re next outing to the stylist request: http://nimg.sulekha.com/sports/thumbnailfull/fernando-torres-2009-7-23-6-42-45.jpg

    Whoooo we’re through to the semi’s =]

  21. eyes_on_nando says:

    well, sounds like i'm the only one that thinks it, but nando is hot ALL. the. freaking. time!! and i don't care what his hair looks like, he is still totally 100% AWESOME. love him.

    and i actually don't mind the kit, especially if they are all going to be wearing them all nice and tight-fitting… bring on the rain… =D

  22. Megan says:

    Blank out the signs of the mullet in my last comment's picture. Whoopsies

  23. Lucy says:

    Homolicious, he reminds me of Bruno

  24. jackie says:

    super scary pic..he looks just …just wierd

  25. rubyqueen19 says:

    i loooooooooooove nando.he,s the most beautiful man ever…the hair no complaints from me.but the pic does make him look like a girl.!!!!and nora is so awwwwwwwwww.

  26. The Barcagirl says:

    I first thought: Who is the new wag and why is she wearing a liverpool kit. And those shoes… some high heels would suit her better. then I thought: Why is she wearing such a haircut. Her highlights are way too light of a shade of blonde. Then after some minutes I realized that it was Nando. Cr9 would be glad to see another guy running around like a girl.

    • homeskillet17 says:

      This really should piss me off but I found it friggin hilarious! Lol…soz nando. :P

  27. p4ng says:


    Cut your hair! Show some muscles!

    And show your cute freckles!

    Btw; Stevie, he is so cute in the video, I love the way he touch himself. Hah! ^^

  28. DutchGooner says:

    Am like totally in love with Nando but this first picture makes him look all feminine, dude what’s with the make up and dont get me started on the fricking hair, somebody shoot me!!

    But the pic of him and his lil girl is priceless, how adorable is she and he just looks yummy :) plus i love him even more since he said he wants arsenal to win the league now that liverpool cant <3

  29. Mel says:

    I think my Nando crush is over…….. At least for now, or however long he chooses to keep that due!

  30. Dani says:

    Not to this pic, but to Nora/Nando: Kickettes, I LOVE YOU!!!! Wherever you got these pictures from, I thank you on my knees for them! We were waiting for Nora for eternity and there it is… Ahhh, you are the best! Thx soooo much!!!

  31. iloveemanunited. says:

    the new liverpool kit is rankk haha bet my sister wont wanna buy that :L

  32. senora ramos says:

    omg, so i’m not a huge nando fan, but this is horrible. the russian’s wife in rocky 4 looks more like a man than he does :(

    • senora ramos says:

      and my ovaries just exploded in the father pic. finally! she's a beauty!!!

  33. Erin says:

    Holy crap–the makeup!!! Whoever did that to him should never work again. He’s a beautiful man, but that’s just awful.

    On the other hand….LOVE those Daddy shot! They are such a sweet, low-key, beautiful family. :)

  34. rain_s_child says:

    i can honestly say that i wouldn’t like any other man with hair like that. but nando… i love nando. it’s part of his charm, it’s part of that thing that makes you look at him and say “oh, NANDOOOO, you look lovely!”. his bone structure is amazing, not only on his face, but his body too. he looks so strong in this pose. reminds me of those amazing goals he’s scoring and those even more amazing bitchfaces <3 u, nando!

  35. sana says:

    Omg Ugly Hair Torres.
    To Blond to Girly like.

  36. YoungChelsea4Life says:

    I thought he was a wax work. Then I thought he was a girl. Then I took the time to read the title and gasp in despair. Nora is cute though!!!

  37. Dii says:

    Oh finally pictures of baby Nora! Thank you so much, we've already waited for too long time… She was just gorgeous. Nando instead… Okay I love him but this picture is kinda creepy… Too girlish in my opinion. But the new kit is cool. ^^

  38. What have they done to him? Woe is Nando-lovers everywhere.

  39. suzie says:

    OMG nora is so cute but it still seems weird seeing Nando as a daddy. And those shorts are FAR too long.

  40. as says:

    This picture is awful, he looks like this boyish girl from tila tequila "shot of love" :P

  41. Khryse says:

    Ohh my, he looks very feminine in this pic. For some reason, I thought it was Arshavin. lol :)

    But Nando and Nora are just precious. Sooo adorable!!!

  42. Baby Freya says:

    My love for Nando is unfaltering, so I shall just focus on the positives….the kit is nice. And if he were female, I'd envy his hair, in fact I do but seriously Nando, cut it!

    I also suspect an Evertonian photoshopped this to make him look like a woman so they can poke fun at him.

    But Nando as a Daddy…..GUH! *ovary explosion* *is dead*

  43. NandosGirl says:

    Love the new kit, definitely getting one. That first pic is rather…scary, but the one with Nora is just epically cute! Made me say "Awww…" for a solid ten minutes lol. That video's great, especially Stevie's muscle tone comment :) . Haha

  44. Nikki says:

    I love Nando but this gets a big NO ! It's very ugly actually , he actually looks bad ! and I fucking love him and his awesome skills . Hopefully he'll score tonight against Benifcia !

    The hair : YUCK ! Terrible fringe , too light of a shade of blonde .

    The make-up : guys shouldn't even wear make-up ! Making him look like a barbie !

    OH Nando , for the love of god go back to your bedhead haircut and dirty blonde hair with a tinge of brown , please !

    But the kit : Nice ;)

    YNWA !

  45. homeskillet17 says:

    I'm not a fan of that pic. Really, he looks all girly like! Someone should sue the make-up, hair and air brush peoples. He is beautiful enough without all of that nonsense. Mxm. Really…his hair, I want the short hair back!!! And I don't like the kits. Excuse my rant but I'm not happy with this shot. I should have directed the whole shoot :P lol

    • Nikki says:

      I know ! I would've love to direct the shoot . but it he wouldn't even be wearing the jersey so I guess that defeats the purpose ! lol

  46. Riya (Come on you Re says:

    The best part of the new kits was the video on lfc's site with Stevie saying he needed to work on his muscle toning. UNF.

  47. Zo.acm says:

    uh-oh Nando. Photoshopped? He does look erm… effeminate. But I still love him to death. And I love the Nora pictures and I even love his hair. There, I said it.

  48. Jessss says:

    I'll get hated for this, but: why is there a girl modelling the liverpool kit?


  49. Molly says:

    I love Nando…but I'm scared of this picture lol.

  50. Ella says:

    This pic takes "metrosexual" to a new level. And this is coming from someone who is in love with CR9!! LOL!

  51. Terry says:

    It's a trap!

  52. Deffo-Nando says:

    god will someone just attack him and give him a hair cut. it looks like its eating his beautiful face :'(

  53. Louise says:

    Sorry, I love Liverpool and I love Nando, but with the cheekbones, bangs, and pout, he looks like a girl here.

    Note: The making of video on the club's website features Stevie feeling himself up and talking about how tight the new kit is, so that's a plus.

  54. Blair says:

    Why do they have some random chick modelling the Liverpool kit?