September 14th, 2011

Real Madrid: So Far, So Good?

Not to worry – Cris is a pro at managing these kinds of situations. Image Credit: Tomislav Kristo / Cropix.

Real Madrid have not exactly had it easy since landing in Zagreb ahead of their Champions League tie with Dinamo Zagreb. First, was their airport arrival, which is normally a seriously suited and festive occasion. For us and you only, natch.

Instead of the usual ‘IKER WILL YOU HAVE MY BABIEZ’ fanfare the team receives upon disembarking from their private jet, it was relatively quiet in the airport with only a small circle of males in cartoon t-shirts to sign autographs for. Mourinho was the only person to be cheered (as he should). Not that either are terrible incidents, but it probably wasn’t the most optimal male to female conditions the single first teamers would’ve like to see.

Sidenote: while we’re on the subject of unattached ‘ballers, wouldn’t it just be dandy if all the footballers who fly solo were forced to wear special jock straps that emit light and/or signals that only single women could see? Anyone else smell a multi-million pound idea bubbling over? And are there any readers out there who happen to double as venture capitalists?

Cover your pure eyes and ears for this next bit, Iker baby. As for you, Sergio, we’d endure multiple transfers on the tube just to do dirty things to you. Image Credit: Tomislav Kristo / Cropix.

As for Los Blancos’ second snafu (also out of their control, it may seem) since approaching foreign territory?  Croatian gossip reports would like you to believe that these women (at left, seen entering RM’s hotel yesterday) are not ‘models’ by profession but ladies who pleasure for pay. Supposedly/allegedly/apparently the ladies have been given free rein of the hotel for the next two days or so, despite not having their own room to check into.

Hmm….sounds like an overly orchestrated PR ploy for the hotel if you ask us. However, the RM loving ladies among us are obviously the experts on these kinds of issues so we kindly ask that they step forward and clue everybody in on their theories. We encourage the non-RM loving ladies (and gents!) to do the same.

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24 Responses to “Real Madrid: So Far, So Good?”

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  2. Agnes Wonka says:

    they're cooler and hotter every time, even when it doesn't sound physically possible! xDD

  3. HoneyBee says:

    Actually those girls had some sort of fashion show to prepare for…but it seems to me they were craving attention. Shame Dinamo lost but they did well.

  4. H.L.H says:

    Not sure what to think of this… It is very possible it is true BUT just as likely it isn't. All I'll say is in the games I have gone to there are a lot of girls walking around that look like these girls and they aren't hookers.

  5. Aisha says:

    Real Madrid is tha hottest team in Yoooooorup !! Don't U think !!???

  6. Gladys says:

    Nice try with the call girls, Dinamo! ;) (I do feel bad for them. I know I'm the only one rooting for them– it's not an anti-RM thing, I'm half-Croatian– and they need all the help they can get.)

  7. Mel says:

    I though the Ramos' type was brunette ;) So 3 out of 4 girls is a fail…….

  8. xoWinnie says:

    Real Madrid: So Far, So Hot

  9. earidurt says:

    benzema is soooo hot!! iker = so handsome. and sergio is soooo sexy. oh lawddddd *fans herself.
    p.s. i refuse to believe those girls are hired escorts…i figure if real madrid had some call girls at their service, they'd look A HELL of a lot better than that. those girls look busted…sorry!
    in all seriousness though, i think real madrid's players and coaches are far too classy and professional to have that kind of slackness going on…especially before an important match.

  10. Kristine says:

    I dont think a lot of you ladies understand why these guys use escorts. Hot young famous guys arent paying for the sex, they are paying these girls to go away, afterwards.

  11. LizzyHS90 says:

    Would not surprise me if they were. This is nothing new in the world of escorts to hang out at fancy hotels/bars and pick up customers. Yes most of the players have WAGs but has that stopped men before? No it hasn't.

    If they are or if they aren't, doesn't matter to me.

  12. Kristina says:

    Well "Good luck" to them. I don't think any of the RM players will be bothered. And I guess Benzema has learned a lesson.

  13. Green 4 says:

    I love Sergio's long hair.!!

  14. Miss Lampard says:

    Whoaaa Love Sergio and his Louis Vuitton's luggages!!!

  15. Sarah, Madrid says:

    The rumors about escorts part is hilarious, wow! This services come as part of staying in the hotel and If seriously if this is the case 90%. of real Madrid players are either married or in serious relation, unless these all are for Benz and Ramos ;) . I kind find it hard believe boys in club such real Madrid will be "using" these services ahead of a game, it is out of characteristics, no? Really?……Ramos? An escort? Does he need it?

    Side note: we are the hottest club out -there!

  16. April says:

    Send me your business plan and give me your best elevator pitch ;)

    JK… I ain't got no money… but I work for a company that is BFF's with VC's, so I like to pretend I know where to send good ideas to make myself feel important. Can there be a symbol to go with it? Like how the Batman light works?