September 14th, 2011
Real Madrid: So Far, So Good?
Not to worry – Cris is a pro at managing these kinds of situations. Image Credit: Tomislav Kristo / Cropix.
Real Madrid have not exactly had it easy since landing in Zagreb ahead of their Champions League tie with Dinamo Zagreb. First, was their airport arrival, which is normally a seriously suited and festive occasion. For us and you only, natch.
Instead of the usual ‘IKER WILL YOU HAVE MY BABIEZ’ fanfare the team receives upon disembarking from their private jet, it was relatively quiet in the airport with only a small circle of males in cartoon t-shirts to sign autographs for. Mourinho was the only person to be cheered (as he should). Not that either are terrible incidents, but it probably wasn’t the most optimal male to female conditions the single first teamers would’ve like to see.
Sidenote: while we’re on the subject of unattached ‘ballers, wouldn’t it just be dandy if all the footballers who fly solo were forced to wear special jock straps that emit light and/or signals that only single women could see? Anyone else smell a multi-million pound idea bubbling over? And are there any readers out there who happen to double as venture capitalists?
Cover your pure eyes and ears for this next bit, Iker baby. As for you, Sergio, we’d endure multiple transfers on the tube just to do dirty things to you. Image Credit: Tomislav Kristo / Cropix.
As for Los Blancos’ second snafu (also out of their control, it may seem) since approaching foreign territory? Croatian gossip reports would like you to believe that these women (at left, seen entering RM’s hotel yesterday) are not ‘models’ by profession but ladies who pleasure for pay. Supposedly/allegedly/apparently the ladies have been given free rein of the hotel for the next two days or so, despite not having their own room to check into.
Hmm….sounds like an overly orchestrated PR ploy for the hotel if you ask us. However, the RM loving ladies among us are obviously the experts on these kinds of issues so we kindly ask that they step forward and clue everybody in on their theories. We encourage the non-RM loving ladies (and gents!) to do the same.