July 7th, 2009
Real Madrid: Cristiano Ronaldo Makes His Debut
Image via Real Madrid/Getty Images
Soz to our .4% of heterosexual male readers for the man-flesh heaviness today, but we’re in one of those moods where only photos like this can help us survive the day. Everyone else, continue to stare at the photo. Haters, keep the “glad his face is covered” jokes for another day.
As everyone knows, Cristiano Ronaldo had his Real Madrid unveiling yesterday. It was a small, private affair with 80,000 of his closest friends and family.
We have yet to get confirmation on whether whatsherface attempted to scale a fence or break her restraining order so she could remain fresh in our hearts, minds and camera lenses.
Oh, no wait. She went. She posed with randoms in photographs. Apparently, she was also at his medical. Cristiano, you may have bitten off more than you can chew with this one, honey. Don’t think even H1N1 would be able to stop this chica.
Regardless, the spectacle in Madrid for Cristiano’s official presentation was both insane and impressive. We’re looking forward to seeing how C-Ron makes his place in Spain.
Excited to see what Cristiano does at Real…I'm positive that he will live up to everyone's expectations. He looks good in whatever, but i have to agree that red is a better color for him. I hope that all the fame and glory does not get to his head…its seems like he is starting to act more like a celebrity and less like a footballer. He definitely likes the attention. When it comes to being humble, Cristiano definitely is not. It's starting to turn me off of all things Cristiano…that and all his sexual escapades. So he has already had an American, Spanish, Brazilian, Portuguese, Italian…I guess he is working his way around the globe…I don't know…I just think that its getting old. Stop being a manwhore Cristiano…focus on footie and get yourself a girl you can take home to mom…for reals!
Don’t think even H1N1 would be able to stop this chica. LOL
yummy.
His clothing choices here are totally ruining what would otherwise be a perfect picture. Anyway, good luck C-Ron. I hope there can be a way for you to be successful but for your club to crash and burn.
He will always, always look better in RED. =(
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That’s not the only thing about whatsherface last week she was on a TV in Spain talking about her and Cristiano and also posses for a magazine showing her boobs… She’s still there
who is this girl that they are talking about?
I want him to bring Paris Hilton over to Madrid. That is a match made in heaven!!
I can never get over how many of you loathe him. I LOVE IT!!
Thanks ladies, that means just more Cristiano for me to love, LOL!
oh, my… I’m going to throw up
I just don’t think I can stand seeing him in a RM jersey yet. But OUT of it I supposed I could still look at him.
Regarding SKY link, how sour grapes can some people be?
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Wohoo! I can finally fancy Ronaldo again, now he’s not playing for the mancs any more
The body!, hell, his looks stunning! Erin, he cant bring Paris Hilton to Madrid, imagina Sylvie with Paris, both drunk in all the whore-houses of Madrid, with Sergio Ramos and Ronaldo and they can be bad influences to Iker and he can be there too
oh man…I am going to miss that work of art in a red shirt. I'm speechless, breathless and ticket to madrid-less. Nerd is a bunny boiler she should quit but I don't see that happening for another 5 years especially since cristiano will be playing next door
Oh.Em.Gee! Thank you Kickette, thank you!
I heard that Nereida was doing the presentation coverage for a portuguese radio station. Serious WTF but it must have been a barrell of laughs. Thankfully I avoided tv all day to avoid seeing this circus.
I heard that Nereida was doing the presentation coverage for a portuguese radio station. Serious WTF but it must have been a barrell of laughs. Thankfully I avoided tv all day to avoid seeing this circus.
oy. this pic really does him justice.
Although, is it just me, or is he starting to look a little pre-melanomic? All of that tanning's gonna give this boy cancer. *rolls eyes*
Well I must say, seeing it pinches me a bit.. but I guess United let him go exactly on the right time, after that Paris Hilton accident…. yuck.
I hate to say it, he is growing on me. I guess proof that I will end up loving anyone who wears that kit :-/
And the circus begins. Can’t wait for the drama. And the skanks! *claps hands in excitement*
moment of silence necessary while i stare at his abs and bring out my nonexistent inhaler
oy. this pic really does him justice.
Although, is it just me, or is he starting to look a little pre-melanomic? All of that tanning’s gonna give this boy cancer. *rolls eyes*