May 7th, 2010
Red Carpet Ratings: Manchester United
On Tuesday night the Manchester United lads and their WAGs put on their finery and headed to Old Trafford for their annual Player Of The Year awards.
Fash-wise, it’s hard for the fellas to get it wrong in this situation. After all, their night likely consists of putting on the same tux they wear every year, making sure their lady doesn’t hit the bubbly too hard and not saying anything embarrassing when interviewed by the in-house TV channel.
The girls, however, have it much harder. A cracking outfit must be produced or they face ridicule from the masses. (Yes, we mean us.)
Fortunately for Ana Vidic (above) there is no ridicule to be had here. She looks stunning in a floaty blue dress with a killer pair of Jimmy Choo booties and matching clutch. Surely we can amend the F5 to include her too? She gets top marks from us.
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We’re not too keen on the clutch with a tail and it looks like she forgot to take the price sticker off those gorgeous red soles. We’ll forgive her new mummy brain for that one. Grade: A-
Hang on, here’s the news part: Wayne swept the awards. Congrats, Roo!
We’re invoking the “Any woman who has birthed that many babies and still can put her shoes on the right feet is superior to us in all ways” clause of 2004, and giving her high marks for just showing up. Also, we’d like to know what eye-cream she uses. Grade: A
She looks gorgeous, but all the black seems a tad morose. Perhaps a high carat diamond necklace would have upped the ante a bit? Call us judgy, but we often desire more bling of the “dripping in diamonds and riches” type from our WAGs.
An over-sized clutch, sparkly bracelet, and a pair of nude Louboutins rounded out her look.
Rebecca looks beautiful, but the outfit? Meh. The husband? Yes, please.
Grade: B -
We take serious, serious issue with the crazy-making sheer footless tights, best left in the reject dressing rooms on the Pineapple Dance Studios reality show. Truly, we can’t think of any circumstance where they should be worn. The dress is as angered as we are by this decision.
And… bringing up the rear, we have Nani’s girlfriend, Daniela Martins. Where to start, Kickettes?
Daniela is a gorgeous girl, but this dress looks like she picked it out of the bargain bin at Lipsy. (Or the dressmaker at Spearmint Rhinos). Also, boobies or legs – pick one of the assets to show off to the masses, not both. Still, there is a small consolation to be had here with her cute little Fendi bag.