November 29th, 2010
Red Carpet Review: United For Unicef
Last night, Manchester United held their annual United For Unicef charity dinner at Old Trafford with a bevvy of sport and soap stars in attendance.
A request? Please take a moment to check in with the macho-man-of-the-moment pictured above, the darling Mr. Dimitar Berbatov. Then respond:
Which of the following three scenarios is most likely to have occurred prior to Berba’s arrival on the red carpet:
1. After scoring an insane five goals against Rovers on Saturday, Dimitar went on a 24 hour bender which involved consuming the amount of whiskey equal to the gross domestic product of a developing nation, waking up in a dumpster behind a Gap seconds/sample shop and quickly compiling a “formal” ensemble that would double up for his speaking engagement at the Tall People Can Wear Soft Stuff & Still Feel Be Manly event later;
2. Drank the blood of ten virgins, had a ceremony for his formidable widows peak and emerged from his Batcave ready to par-tay;
3. Please. This is The Continental. He will wear corduroy trousers and trainers to a black tie event if he pleases. That’s how he rolls, seen?
FYI: There are no wrong answers. There were, however, several well-dressed people there. Click through to see our top three couples.
Ana’s LBD looked perfect paired with a little fur jacket and a red Louboutin clutch (with matching nails and lips, natch).
We can’t recall the last time we saw Michael on a football pitch. Perhaps he’s been perfecting his Le Tigre pose for the next red carpet outing?
Wes Brown and his wife Leanne also looked lovely. Leanne gets major snaps from us for her pretty lace overlay dress and for showing off her gorgeous gams in some fierce Fendi heels while pregnant. She is currently expecting the couple’s third child. Congrats!
Who was your best dressed on the night, Kickettes? Is there any excuse for Berbatov’s crime against fashion, sensibility, and humanity?