May 31st, 2011

René Adler: Mown Down & Mystified

Was it a bird? Was it a plane? German NT keeper Rene Adler has no clue what just flattened him, but the herd of rampaging and appallingly shallow Kickette Soldier Girls he sees heading towards Mario Gomez and Mesut Ozil may provide some pointers.

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9 Responses to “René Adler: Mown Down & Mystified”

  1. tool steel says:

    Great thanks for sharing this article post.

  2. Juliaaa says:

    Ah René. Still so lovely.

  3. Sarah, Madrid says:

    let me take a guess, on how tanned and muscled Ozil become *cough* Cris influence *cough* after coming back from Madrid :P

    Here is the proof:

    • @DebStimson says:

      and doesn't he now live near (next to?) The Ramos? Between The Ramos & CR7 that explains EVERYTHNG! :p It must be hard to share a locker room with them and not feel compelled to work out a little more, no?

      I'm loving the new Ozil (video) WAY more than this look—-…

      • Sarah, Madrid says:

        He used to have a small tummy too when he first came to Madrid. No! Dont remind me Deb! That was torture, the yellow jacket! Although I still question the fashion sense since he is influenced by Sergio and Cris :P !

      • Sarah, Madrid says:

        Oh no, dont remind me deb! The torture of the yellow jacket! I like the locker room influence, but I hope it stop there, Ramos and Cris SHOULD not influence anyone in fashion, Ozil need some help in this area already by throwing away his "hats" collection :P and we dont want it to get worse, by adding a golden "hat" influenced by Ramos :P

  4. kathrynlouw says:

    Maybe it is the total take over of GK Manuel Neuer. He is hotter and the number one NT keeper.

  5. AnnaBlume says:

    This cries for this:…
    Never gets old. :D