May 3rd, 2012
Republic Of Ireland NT: Booze & Babes In Bed No Biggie
Irish players will be free to enjoy some sexy time with their wives, mistresses (or perhaps both) during this summer’s European Championships in Poland, Giovanni Trapattoni recently revealed.
While some football managers impose bans on rousing rompfests before big games, the Republic of Ireland NT manager doesn’t see the harm in allowing his squad extracurricular sexual activity time as long as players’ pleasing sessions occur before the sun goes down.
“I was a player, I know what it’s like but they must be sensible. It’s like food — if you eat, eat, eat, you will end up dead from food.”
“They will have the possibilities to see their families when they have free time. If they have a free evening, that’s OK, it’s not a problem but not in the night. We want them to be back with us then.”
Is that true, Kickettes? If a person eats, eats, eats, can they really die of a food coma?
Trap also said alcohol in moderation is a-okay, which works for us and our photo agencies as well.