December 7th, 2010

Results Are In! The Kickette Army WAG Rankings

You lot never cease to amaze us, y’know? When we deviously requested that you vote on your favourite WAG for this year we kind of expected a huge boycott of the vote on the basis that there were no photos of thighs, abs or tents involved.

So much for our audience research department. A staggering 10,000+ (that’s ten thousand, people!) votes were cast in this clash of the titans, presumably in an effort to ensure that certain ‘less popular’ nominees didn’t score a win and gain an unwarranted (in your view, we’re nothing if not diplomatic) career boost. If you can mobilise yourselves in such numbers when voting for Kickette here and here, we’ll all be winners.

So, pop on your heels, crack open the champers and ensure you have your name and address about your person for when you are found on the streets tomorrow morning. It’s results time!

Fifth Place: Sara Carbonero (Iker Casillas)

We feel the popularity of Iker Casillas could have worked either way for the Pasta faced one. San Iker had and will always be an integral part of most Kickettes ‘special’ dreams and therefore any woman on the receiving end of the real deal is bound to be a target for stampy feet and bitchfacing on an unprecedented scale.

But it would appear that you have warmed to Sara, possibly as a result of Iker’s unscripted exuberance after Spain’s World Cup win, maybe because she is human or maybe just ‘cos she’s hot as hell. Whatever it is, you voted for her, which means you are obliged to be nice from now on. HA!

Fourth Place: Nagore Aramburu (Xabi Alonso)

Oh Nagore. Bearer of fine boobies, mama to nummy bubbas and wife of this, Nagore was always going to place highly in this poll. She’s a Kickette office favourite and we’re glad of the opportunity to publish more photos of her and her delish fam.

You have good taste, peeps!

Third Place: Olalla Dominguez (Fernando Torres)

Ok, so it’s becoming increasingly clear that our theories about WAG disdain increasing exponentially according to how popular/hot hubby is, is complete bunkum. Thanks for clearing that one up.

Childhood sweetheart and all round normal girl Olalla should (like Pastasauce before her) according to our theory, be one of the most hated in the known universe, featuring as she does in this noted photograph and getting to do this without being arrested.

But with a mere seventy-four votes separating the winner from third spot, it would appear that you have a soft spot for Olalla. Is it that? Or are you just so excited by the prospect of photos featuring Nando and El Nino Junior that you will do anything to facilitate them? Even this?

We know you’re evil.

Second Place: Victoria Beckham (David Beckham)

It’s been a challenging year for Victoria, eminent WAG and inventor of the genre. On the plus side, her career has been going from strength to strength with her fash collections finding themselves draped all over the great and the good. She’s branched into motoring, eaten a sandwich and found time to pen her own agony column, too. Who knew the modern woman could be so versatile?

But with allegations of philandering following her hubby’s every move, Vic must be feeling the emotional strain. We hope that finding out she is the second most popular WAG as voted by Kickette readers is some sort of consolation. We’re sure she peruses the breaking news on Kickette as soon as she wakes in the morning.

And your winner is: Sylvie Van Der Vaart

Are you surprised? No, neither are we. Having maintained an air of dignity and positivity throughout her breast cancer treatment, Sylvie’s bounce back to health featured a new hairdo and a few slick dance moves; things sure to endear her to the heart of any sensible Kickette.

Her meteoric rise is especially satisfactory considering that she used to be one of our favourite ladies to exercise our snark muscles on. We’re not often wrong (ahem) but then, it’s not often that we get to say that a WAG is an inspiration to women. We plan to make the most of it.

Congratulations, Sylvie. You are indeed a worthy winner.

Your WAG Elite XI in full:

1. Sylvie Van Der Vaart
2. Victoria Beckham
3. Olalla Dominguez
4. Nagore Aramburu
5. Sara Carbonero
6. Alex Gerrard (Steven Gerrard)
7. Caroline Celico (Kaka)
8. Coleen Rooney (Wayne Rooney)
9. Ana Vidic (Nemanja Vidic)
10. Mamen Sanz (Raul)
11. Yolanthe Sneijder Cabau (Wesley Sneijder)

Your views, Kickettes?

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130 Responses to “Results Are In! The Kickette Army WAG Rankings”

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  12. Alex says:

    1 Carol Celico (love her!!! sooo sweet, cute, NATURAL and really in LOVE!)
    2 Yolanthe Cabau (GORGEOUS)
    3 Victoria Beckham (QUEEN V)
    4 Silvie Van Der Vaart
    5 Nagore Alonso
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  17. I'm sorry girls but i really hate her! she's with him because of the fame and the money . How can she handle not seeing him all month!!

  18. ArsenalFan says:

    pity Pastasauce got into top 5, Olalla should have won, I'd say she's the most sane of the lot!

  19. keri_lee says:

    SARA! A total fan of her!! not only is she beautiful, she's got the most beautiful goalkeeper on earth. Love em!

  20. Greg says:

    No Ms. Aquilani?

    Well, his g/f anyway.

  21. Robin says:

    Sylvie Van Der Vaart should be Sylvie van der Vaart, without capital letters.
    But, right winner obviously.

  22. Hilary says:

    Interesting…I'm disappointed to not see Helena Seger. She is all kinds of fierce – I love an independent woman.

  23. Neynisah says:

    i think caroline celico is #1..u cant hate her..shes soo lovable!

  24. tiggy says:

    Olalla should of won because she's normal and doesn't go on about being a wag! she's also the only one to be with her hubby before he was famous. it must be a FIX!

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  26. Ingrid says:

    aww nice to see Raulito's wife here)))

  27. goldengirlsk says:

    The list makes sense, really not suprised and i kinda of like the order, thought Ronaldo's WAG will be there but doesnt really matter

  28. Danielle says:

    Ladies you're now more famous in Germany!!! The Bild Zeitung wrote an article about your top 11!!!…

  29. LaBrightside says:

    You know I never got the fuss about Iker Casillas. Yes, he is a good goalie but come on, it is not as if the man is the most beautiful man on earth. Therefore I never understood the fuss about Sara either. But damn, she IS beautiful. Very gorgeous although her eyes are scaring the shit out of me sometimes. As for Sylvie, in Germany, she is everywhere, still. And it is starting to annoy me, but she belongs to the few WAGS I really like. As for the English Wags, no class at all in my eyes, specially Alex. Can't believe that this woman was voted above Mamen. I mean seriously girls,did you ever check the word CLASS in the dictionary? If yes, then you will find Mamen there, followed by Helen Svedin. Now THAT lady is pure beauty. Oh and congrats to Ollala. I simply like the woman because she never was a fame hungry person. Kudos. I guess it is the Spanish Mentality.

    PS: Where is Ronaldo's chic? If you go for looks, she should have been there as well. But I guess jealousy still hurts in this world.

  30. Colleen says:

    I have to say, my favorite wag in the world is Messi's fiance Antonella Roccuzzo. They've known each other since they were five and she just seems like the sweetest, most normal. Plus she's absolutely gorgeous.

    • Beverly says:

      how do you know she is the sweetest? of course she looks 'normal' that means she's just average, nothing special

  31. Zahara says:

    yay!i like the list.
    but i wish olalla could have been first!shes my favorite!

  32. Fallon says:

    Don't agree with this at all. Victoria should've been #1. She's the queen! And Alex Gerrard looks like a drag queen. I can't believe she ranked as high as she did. blech!

  33. kim says:

    Well, I am part of the one who don’t like Alex Gerrard. I think she is pushing too hard to be in the spotlight, and Coleen is second to her. But, I like Coleen, she is more natural than Alex. I will understand the too much attention to WAGs if they already work in the showbiz before, just like Victoria Beckham. I like also news about WAGs but in normal way…

  34. allene says:

    irina shayk (cristiano ronaldo) is prettier than any of them

    • LaBrightside says:

      Yeah but Irina is humping Ronaldo, so everyone hates her which is funny.

      • Taylor says:

        By your theory then, pretty much every woman on the list above should be hated.
        More so, even, because Irina is just dating Ronaldo and I can assure you that there are quite a few Kickettes who cannot stand the man.
        Other lovely ladies on this list are married to some of the more beloved footballers and they do not seem to attract the same negativity.
        Therefore it is reasonable to say that it is not because Irinia is humping Ronaldo that she is so "hated".

  35. ynwaforever says:

    Nagore… YES!
    A beautiful wife to my favourite footballer :)

  36. chay says:

    I am very pleased that sylvie got #1! I never read any WAG-related stuff unless she's in it, primarily because i could give a flying fig about the others–it's the footballers i'm concerned about–but sylvie is just so cute as pie.

    But honestly, i think it is ridiculous how much people here hate on sara. My god, can't you see that iker is happy? Control the envy, already, girls, and grow up a little. Are you pissed off because she has a career and is pretty? Are you catty because iker looks happy when he's with her? I mean, i didn't vote for her, but i'm not anti-her either. And believe me, i was meant to be the future Senora Casillas! ;-) lol

    • LaBrightside says:

      You go girl, thanks for those words.

    • bri_saldana says:

      great words chay…i DID in fact allow myself several weeks to drink from the fountain of carbonero flavored hater-aid but alas needed to grow up and realize that I LOVE seeing Iker happy! Then I most definitely put the envy on lock and purged all anti-pasta sauce thinking from my mind…it was well worth it!

  37. Zinny says:

    I love the top four. Sorry Pasta-whatever.

    Olalla is my absolute favorite though. No one can ever compare to how she has stuck by her man for so many years. I mean, imagine knowing a boy who suddenly becomes a world-famous footballer. The fame and the fangirls aren't exactly easy to deal with.

    But the woman has done it all. And with dignity. She knows that famous husband should not automatically equal famous WAG (take notes, Alex Gerrard). I like her because she knows her self-worth and does not care about being famous or in the spotlight. She is the exact opposite of the stereotypical WAG. Kudos to you, Olalla Dominguez.

  38. Taka says:

    I honestly don't get the hate on WAGs, like Irina or even Sara! Or the other WAGs that are fortunately laying low enough not to be bashed. I mean sure they have their bad sides and everything, but why judge? It's not like it will change things!

    Don't tell me some people here are really just jealous? Because that's…. weird.

    And I am amused at the fact that Sara is the only gf in the top five. What would you just do Kickettes if she's been turned to a valid "wife"?

  39. SoccerLoverrrr says:

    glad sylvie is the winner! shes awesome unlike sara pastasauce..

  40. Leá says:

    Glad to see that the Spanish WAGs are well represented!! I love Olalla and Nagore, they seem like such nice people. But, I've got to say that Sylvie and Victoria deserve to win, just on their fierceness.

  41. BarceLisa says:

    yay Sylvie! I don't think there's a more deserving winner for this poll (10,000 kickettes can't be wrong). Kickette summed her up best with that "inspiration to all women" part. Its interesting to me that Sara Carbonero is the only Girlfriend on this "WAGs" poll, the rest are all married. It would have been really fun to have done a "Girlfriends-only XI" and see who Kickettes can stand less, Pastasauce or Irina Shayk.

    • N says:

      Haha, I think Irina would win most-disliked WAG, easily- there seem to be a lot of silent lurkers who like Sara enough to vote for her (also, Pastagirl has the good sense not to go around saying things like 'love is my beauty secret' or 'girls should never buy their own diamonds').

  42. leigh says:

    We think Ledley Kings WAG / Baby mother should be in the runnings and his daughter for the cutsest baby girl for sure!

  43. John says:

    Sarah Brandner (Bastian Schweinsteiger) is prettier than any of them…

    • Irena says:

      Sorry John, it wasn't all based on vanity

      I kinda like Sara Carbonero, but I can't help but think if Iker was still with Eva Gonzalez, where she would be on the list :( in the top 5 for sure though

    • Caitlin says:

      You think she's prettier than Sara and Sylvie?
      Actually, this is quite interesting. From a guy's perspective – who do you think deserves to be in the Top Five, just based on looks?

    • LaBrightside says:

      Nothing special. Sorry to destroy your picture of being special but there are tons of German girls who look like her.

    • bri_saldana says:

      Not that i really pay all that much attention but it's awesome that the rocked the jersey in this pic…i have yet to see any of the WAG's support their men that way…

  44. wow says:

    I am surprise about the ranking they are in Alex in 6th place above caroline, mamen, and Ana? How, why, when? I like Alex, but no,no,no thats not possible!!!!!!!

  45. rubyqueen says:

    i'm dissapointed only three off my list made it.!!where oh where is irina and abbie.??they are fabulous beautiful successful women…

  46. N says:

    Thank you for allowing me to feel a little smug, Kickette- I voted for all the Top 5!

    (didn't do so well with the lower reaches of the XI, but 8 of my choices making it here overall is not bad. I'll correct myself about feeling a little smug- I feel VERY smug!)

  47. Ashlee says:

    Mamen Sanz should be higher! For crying out, she went to and completed University. She graduated in couture!

  48. Rossanera says:

    Kinda surprised by the results. Not gonna lie. And surprised Ilari Blasi didn't make it. She's all kinds of awesome.

    • BarceLisa says:

      I voted for her. I love Ilary, somehow she is that rare combination of stunning and unhateable.

  49. Louise says:

    Happy to see Nagore in the top 5. Love her and her family!

  50. Lily Baby says:

    I love this list in general but one thing…
    No IRINA SHAYK? She's hotter and more successful than all of them together!
    There are also rumors that she's going to marry CR7 next year! This is probably the longest and more serious relationship he has ever had! + She is a SUPERMODEL

    • Jules says:

      She may be pretty but between “I’ve never bought jewellery, because a woman should never buy their own jewellery” and the whole did she or did she not pose naked controversy, I kind of get the feeling she's a bit shallow and not in a good way. And supermodel is an entirely subjective term, correct me if I'm wrong but she doesn't do runway, she only does print and editorial which in some fashion circles automatically excludes you from the term "supermodel". Also, if you asked anyone in the US who Irina Shayk is, very few would be able to answer.

      • Lily Baby says:

        But she does walk the runway (… ) and the quote is taken from men magazine to encourage them to buy jewelry for their women! Her name was mentioned in Kanye West's song and she herself appeared in his video 'Power' and Ryan Leslie's 'Diamond Girl' after which Ryan wrote a song 'I-R-I-N-A' even before the whole thing with CR.
        She never even talks about her relationship with Cristiano, so I do not understand why people are saying she's using him. Why would he want to marry a girl if he wasn't sure of her feelings?

        • Jules says:

          Swimsuit runway is different than high fashion runway. I don't think she's a gold digger, in fact I never use that term. Irina may be popular with Kanye and Ryan Leslie but to the average American woman, who doesn't care about football and only reads US Vogue, she's not a supermodel.

          • LaBrightside says:

            Well then Heidi Klum is not a supermodel either. Because none other than Lagerfeld said that no one knows the name Heidi on the high runway. There are no supermodels anymore. The generation of supermodels died years ago.

    • Lynette says:

      In no way is Irina a supermodel.
      Supermodels are people like Linda Evangelista, or Coco Rocha and even Agyness Deyn for more modern references.
      Irina couldn't even make the Victoria Secret fashion show.
      So yes, she is hot, and yes, she is a model, but she is a far cry from a supermodel!

      • Baby Lily says:

        I understand that she's not as huge as Doutzen Kroes or Nataliya Vodyanova but in terms of WAGs I see no one whose career is more successful. I mean all of those campaigns that started even before her romance with footballer. Armani Exchange, Guess, Intimissimi and many others, not forgetting that she is regular at SI from 2007. put her in the list of 20 sexiest models over the whole world. She is not just nobody in the model business. Her first GQ cover (for South Africa) was shoot even before everybody knew who is her fiancee. Even if she is not a supermodel she is not far from it.

      • LaBrightside says:

        Victoria Secret Models are no supermodels. Cindy Crawford for example was a supermodel, or Claudia Schiffer but def no Victoria Secret Model.

        • Dru says:

          that's not really any case against Victoria's Secret models- Cindy and Claudia's careers had slowed down by the late 90s, which was when VS began making stars of its Angels.

          Irina's not a high fashion model- VS usually hires high fashion models who've grown a bit in the chest.

          • LaBrightside says:

            Slowed down? Excuse me, but they got simply old. No model will walk around the runway at the age of 35. Victoria Secret models are no supermodels in my eyes. Sorry, but they aren`t. Not to me. No one of these models could compete against a real supermodel out of the 90s.

    • @AgnesWonka says:

      Irina is grose and that…..but she is very beautiful!
      sorry, i don't believe that marriage rumour. I don't see CR tieing the knot if you ask me!

    • footballandme says:

      Katia has come out now and said that there is no wedding planned for them next year and if there is then she isnt invited and none of the family is as they know nothing about it. Once again press spreading BS to get a story.

  51. redblackwhiteforever says:

    I love Olalla, she is my favourite WAG and that not just because she's Fernando Torres wife. She is so lovely and she's so normal, and she is beautiful…
    And of course I am absolutly looking forward to the pics of Leo!

    This is a great list! :D I am perfectly fine with it! :)

    I am really grateful for polls like these and all the great reporting from Kickette!

  52. RealLisa says:

    Who voted for Sara??? I think she doesn't deserve it.

    • Caitlin says:

      Why is that?

    • bri_saldana says:

      I didn't vote for her but I'm betting that the kickette commentary hit the nail right on the head when they reasoned that Iker was the X factor here. I remember when I felt exactly like you but Iker can do not wrong/make no mistakes in my world. If my darling Iker wants to have pasta sauce for dinner every night of the week then, what Iker wants darling Iker gets…i figure that the voters feel a duty to him by giving him their blessings/votes. I'm not sure…just a bit of reasoning.

  53. YouNeverWalkAlone says:

    Hm, I approve…I'm surprised…7 out of 10 is really good!! Hooray!!

    Glad to see that I'm not the only one that class and normal-ness matter most to.

  54. blake2108 says:

    I'm one of the few, who couldn't really care about WAGs to be honest, being a Kickette "soldier boy" of course.

    Hoping before long we'll be talking about (and ranking) HABs too.

    Too many straight footballers :(

    • Laura says:

      Too many straight WAGs XD

    • Rosie says:

      They're definitely not why I tune in either. And the more hot male eye candy the better, regardless of orientation! Besides, gay men don't perpetuate negative stereotypes or present unhealthy images for young women. (I'm not saying that the WAGs are unhealthy, but there are a lot of negative images in the media that are just that – unhealthy, albeit often subtly so.)

  55. AKA says:

    Sylvie party, right now! There shall be fabulous haircuts all 'round and dancing in the streets!

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  57. Missy Manchester says:

    Nice to know that most of the Kickette army places more importance on virtue than vanity which is why Sylvie is number 1 and Alex "I'm a journalist/designer" Gerrard is number 6. I'm still disappointed though that the lovely Mamen Sanz ranked lower than AG…she should be number 2 imho.

  58. Missy Manchester says:

    Oops..Typo alert…."clicking and re-clicking"

  59. Missy Manchester says:

    Sara must have worn her fingers out click and re-clicking the poll to make it to the Top 5 list.

  60. Praise Chicha!

    Two (plus Posh) of our Man United ladies representin

    I approve of this WAG XI!

  61. sarakhatmi says:

    I am glad people are coming around to my own favourit wag, Sara. I love this girl, she is beautiful..just imagine their babies… Ohh…they will be adoring… i cant wait for little ikers anad Saras. <3. She is not that bad, shes got great sens of clotches and obviously men sins she is sharing house with the man we al want, Iker :P

  62. jey says:

    nice see Ana Vidic is the the top 10 (= and Posh will be forever my #1

  63. GaiaBale says:

    Sylvie is such an inspiring woman, she deserves the spot she got and i personally voted for her, even if Vic is the ULTIMATE wag. At least both Sylvie and Vic are hard-working WAGs who didn’t need their husbands to get a place in the spotlight! Go girls!

  64. Laura says:

    I'm confused. The WAG Elite XI only has 10 people on it?

    • Laura says:

      Oh, there we go! Now this comment will seem confusing to late viewers of the post. XD

      Was kinda hoping for Lisa Mueller or Sarah Brandner in the last spot but oh well!

  65. @StephenVanH says:

    Coleen Rooney should've been first, shes hot.

  66. @AgnesWonka says:

    good to see the Kickette Army joined to sth like this. But, can we all join to save the Kickette Community? It's not what it used to be in 2008/09….and this is so sad!

  67. Kaya says:

    Four out of five WAGs I voted are in! Wellllllll, it seems like I agree with everybody or everybody agrees with me :P

  68. Deb Stimson says:

    'A staggering 10,000+ (that’s ten thousand, people!) votes'

    Wow! That's amazing! Definitely a lot of lurkers out there then. :p

    Sounds like the Kickette Army got it right…love the top 5!

  69. Caitlin says:

    So glad to see Mrs Rooney didn't make it into the Top Five!

    • Thea says:

      Well she's hardly endeared herself to women is general with her ivory tower stance!

    • ThePinkRose says:

      Couldn't agree more caitlin. As much as i love iker i would have liked to have seen sara come top of the list.
      so effortlessly stylish !!

  70. xoWinnie says:

    i didn't vote but i'm glad Sylvie won!
    from what i've seen she's stylish and classy!
    and VB is an essential on the list obvi!
    she's like, the EPIC WAG
    i'm also somewhat glad to see Sara in the top five,
    good to know that Kickettes aren't all as bitter about Iker's relationship status as they once were ;)

  71. @AgnesWonka says:

    who voted Mamen Sanz and Carline Celico? they don't exist!!!

  72. @AgnesWonka says:

    I agree that Sylvie is the nº1!!!!!!!!!
    but I don't like Coleen in the 8th place, she should be 2nd or 3rd!
    Queen Victoria had to be on the 1st or 2nd….yes, I agree!

  73. Thea says:

    Be interesting to see if the girls are still with the same men – this time next year! But all in all a fair assessment of who's who in the WAG world!

    • BarceLisa says:

      All the Spanish ones will still be with their men… Death, Taxes and Spanish WAGs my friend.

      • N says:

        It's fair to assume that at least the wives will still be married this time next year, no? (assuming no one goes whoring it up and all)