September 2nd, 2010
Robinho & Mario Gomez: Hot In Hats
Image of Mario Gomez via bild
Hats. An easy, functional, one step solution if you’ve been too drunk and/or lazy to wash your hair. We’ve all been there.
But a little known bonus fact is that hats are also capable of elevating an individual’s hotness quotient by up to 30%**.
Whether Robinho (above) and Mario Gomez (left) have brought out their headgear in order to conceal an outbreak of ‘party’ hair or simply want to avail themselves of a cute boost, we neither know nor care.
We admit, Robinho’s trucker 2.0 style and Mario’s pork pie variation are tricky to pull off, but we think both boys make ‘em work. You?
**Figure made up supplied by the Kickette Hotness Statistics Institute.


Mario is rocking the s*!t out of that hat…. Looking goooood!
Thank you Kickette for the Mario Moment….
Gomez is looking classy! But weirdly enough, i wore a very similar outfit to him just last week…
as gorgeous as Mario Gomez is, i can't help but think that's how I usually dress up.
YES! Love me some guys in hats! They both look very good
Mmm…Mario is looking HAWT (bummed he didn’t come to Liverpool)
They both look so stylish and cute!!! Love’em!!
Mario Gomez is hot.
Sorry, "trucker" and "hotness" do not belong in the same sentence. Robinho, you could do much better. Call me, OK?
Drawstring + Belt? Is that what's hot in the streets now?
whoa mario is looking gooooood! love the grey keffiyah around his neck, would gladly swap places with it.
I really hope that the Kickette Hotness Statistics Institute is hiring. I took a stats class once, and maybe I can use it as a leg up to get hired at the short tent observation institute.
LMAO!!! I want in on that too!!
I also took a stats class, but I'm not sure that I have the same taste as most of the other people on the site