August 3rd, 2009
Rock Bottom: They Had To Hold Her Back
Nereida Gallardo was outside a nightclub in Majorca. Her ex-boyfriend, Cristiano Ronaldo approaches, unaware of what lies in wait.
She pounces, and is promptly escorted off the premises by security.
Cristiano continues to walk, never breaking stride nor acknowledging her presence.
While the shame of this moment radiates across your computer/mobile screen, let’s take a moment for some gentle reflection.
A year ago Cristiano broke up with Nereida via text message.
Alas, the girl with the CR7 diamonique earrings and matching tattoo refused to accept it.
Then, she realized that telling her story of being dumped to the masses could be quite lucrative. And so it goes.
Surely this must be the end? How on earth will whatsherface salvage the career she’s worked so hard to build? Milking her relationship with C-Ron in the media until we pay her to stop was a major success. Indeed, just a few short days ago she was happily gyrating in a night club and now..?
Now, we laugh. And feel a little guilty in the process because: damn. Right?
UPDATE: Apparently there will be video of this incident. Why? Because we’re hearing Nereida was there with a camera crew for some sort of telly program. And that makes it… worse.