September 6th, 2012

Roman Abramovich: Cash, Cakes & Slices

Image: Gavin Rodgers/AP.

Last week, beyond-wealthy-beyond-hairpieces Chelsea owner, Roman Abramovich, won a high court action against his Russian oligarch rival, Boris Berezovsky, over a disputed £3bn debt. An infiinite number of accusations were lodged against Mr Abramovich, the most entertainingly petty one was that he often frequented Pret A Manger alone at lunchtime so he could eat a hummus wrap and a £1 carrot cake in peace.

Oh, Roman. As a loyal patron of Pret you should obviously know that, when faced with a difficult dessert decision, logic always suggests choosing a love bar over a carrot cake slice.

Obviously.

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4 Responses to “Roman Abramovich: Cash, Cakes & Slices”

  1. tammyv says:

    "when faced with a difficult dessert decision, logic always suggests choosing a love bar over a carrot cake slice"

    it doesn't just suggest… it DICTATES.

    DAMN I WANT A LOVE BAR NOW

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  3. rachael says:

    Dunno why he doesn't just buy his own personal Pret a Manger lol

  4. Loninha - Brasil says:

    What those women behind him are laughing? He is old and ugly crosses!