April 4th, 2012
Room For Improvement: Man City At The Drake Concert
Canadian hip hop superstar, Drake, made a MEN Arena concert tour stop up north on Saturday night. Stacks of local ‘ballers, WAGs and wannabes flocked.
With an entire of catalogue of hit songs from Drake (real name Aubrey Graham) to choose from – and not nearly enough snark from us to spit – we’ve remixed Drake’s mottos in true Kickette fashion to give you a rundown of who showed and who didn’t.
Who Showed (lead photo): Man City’s Micah Richards and Nigel De Jong arrived together, followed closely behind by a solo Joe Hart.
Drake’s Motto – Kickette Remix: Yeah, I’m 23 with a money tree – and it’s got a few ugly branches that my clothes hit on the way down.
Drake’s Motto – Kickette Remix: This shit is all about hits and misses – but definitely more misses than hits.
Open Mic Freestyle: We haven’t been paying attention, when did Pantone predict the colour oatmeal to be the next biggest thing for Spring?
Also: he’s wearing Louboutins and a fitted Yankee cap.
Got one right, Joleon.
Who Didn’t: Do we really have to list them all?
Drake’s Motto – Kickette Remix: I am on a 24 hour champagne diet – that sounds like absolute bollocks to us, but we love the idea of it.
Who Showed: After party was at The Bijou Club. Shaun Wright-Phillips went.
Who Didn’t: Everyone else. Even the wannabes bailed.
Drake’s Motto – Kickette Remix: YOLO – might as well try to corner Drake in the VIP section and get an autograph out of him while I have the chance.
We’re off to take a water break. Our voices are hoarse.