July 1st, 2009

Roque Santa Cruz: Should We Worry?


Worry about what, you ask?

Well, let’s start with Roque’s finger wave.

We’re all for retro hair-dos, but we prefer such looks on females. In films. Or at retro fancy dress parties. Or on female mannequins in fancy dress costume shops.

And yeah, the fabric on the shirt should have been left at the polyester yarn factory from whence it came. We’d also prefer a little less necklace action. In fact, we quite prefer Roque with nothing on his upper half whatsoever.

Why are the members of our Finest Five list trying our patience so? Roque and his Let’s Jam gel waves. Iker and his constant sniffies. Xabi and that damn beard. [Edited to add] Cesc’s faux-hawk avec Nasri highlights. (We had a mental block on that one.)

We love them. And yet, they just want to break our hearts.

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32 Responses to “Roque Santa Cruz: Should We Worry?”

  1. Didi says:

    Look, the beard lifts his prformanc and his body has gone from great to perfect. If you have to remove someone from the list it has to be Roque, there isn`t any pictures of him due to all the injuries. I`m not saying that he isn`t hot though.

  2. Dreamgirl says:

    I can't believe how quickly someone can transform from mega hot to luke warm :(

  3. goalkeeperette says:

    He never deserved a spot in TFF in the first place, and that hair proves him to be unworthy of it just once again. I hated him the moment he took over Cesc's No 2. Give it back to Cesc!!!

  4. willow says:

    Xabi’s beard is what makes him such a hottie!

  5. IshYEAH. says:

    I still think Roque's hot, just a bad day. But a new FF is in the works, I think. Yoann at Number 1!

  6. HiL says:

    They *do* make our lives difficult! Roque Roque.. what’s up with the hair and those necklaces man?!

  7. aristeia says:

    Oh no Kickette… I LOVE that ginger beard. *fans self* Hot, manly Xabi. I'm all about it. Roque however has me concerned.

  8. Papira says:

    Well, It’s so hard to think about him because sometimes he looks a nottie. He in the finest five ? I don´t think so ! Ah and who really is he..? Yeah, i know that he is a footballer but other things i dont know

  9. Becca says:

    OOh The Hair!?

  10. LizB (Mrs. Vucinic) says:

    Roque looks a bit like Marc Anthony in that picture and it's a bit frightening. I never could understand What JLo saw in that man :/ I'm rather amused by Cesc's hair though.

  11. Erin says:

    Oh Roque. This may be the first time I’ve ever seen a photo of him and thought “meh”. NOT a good look. And Cesc’s cranium disaster cannot be excused. But I for one still think Xabi is delish even with the beard. That is my unbiased opinion anyway. LOL

  12. chocolate says:

    hahaha :D now, let’s all be grateful Yoann hasn’t done anything weird.

  13. Macacinha says:

    He is what you'd call "classically handsome", but that doesn't always translate to "sexy". The hairdo looks like he's been to the salon that day and not had a chance to go home and restyle it properly. I don't mind the necklaces but the shirt is yuk and I dread to think what he has on his bottom half. It might be jeans but it looks like it could be a pair of beastly grey slacks…

  14. Lolinha says:

    Definitely keep Iker & Yoann on the list. I think Roque deserves to stay too, but I'm not adamant about him. How about an Italian or two? I can't believe there are no Italians on the F5! …Ok, I just googled Roque and he needs to stay on the list. Yowza!

  15. Lolinha says:

    Rico Suave in a standard-issue Berbatov shirt.

  16. Julia says:

    I was still staring at his gorgeous face… and didn't really notice what he was wearing…

  17. truly_thata says:

    Maybe…Iker need a new girl, and oh yeah, he will always on the list!

  18. Dreamgirl says:

    Thanks Carly. :) My belief in Roque has been 98% restored.

  19. Dreamgirl says:

    Carly, do you have any evidence to support this claim?I have seen a couple of dodgy Roque pics lately but I am willing to be convinced otherwise. If there are recent hot Roque pics out there,could someone please post them?

  20. FirstTeamCoach says:

    I mentioned his bad hair last week! Roque's hotness is draining by the second. We need a new FF and the only one to remain on it in my opinion is Yohann. Update it please.

  21. Boston Red says:

    Sounds like it's time for a new F5.

  22. carly says:

    Dreamie, follow the link in the post that says: Roque with nothing. I believe those are pics of him in the City training grounds, hence very recent.

  23. carly says:

    Oh<span class="wbr"></span> dear,<span class="wbr"></span> Roque<span class="wbr"></span> shirtless<span class="wbr"></span> was<span class="wbr"></span> the<span class="wbr"></span><span class="wbr"></span><span class="wbr"></span> only<span class="wbr"></span> good<span class="wbr"></span> thing<span class="wbr"></span> that<span class="wbr"></span> happened<span class="wbr"></span> to<span class="wbr"></span> me<span class="wbr"></span> yesterday. Come<span class="wbr"></span> on<span class="wbr"></span> people,<span class="wbr"></span> it<span class="wbr"></span> is<span class="wbr"></span><span class="wbr"></span> only<span class="wbr"></span> ONE<span class="wbr"></span> bad<span class="wbr"></span> photo.<span class="wbr"></span> He's<span class="wbr"></span> still<span class="wbr"></span> as<span class="wbr"></span> hot<span class="wbr"></span> as<span class="wbr"></span> he<span class="wbr"></span> ever<span class="wbr"></span> was.

  24. justlikexabi says:

    Roque is very, very handsome and fit but I don't think he's attractive. for me, he's not good enough to be one of our FF.

  25. BarcaGirl says:

    he could easily pass for an extra is miami vice. lol.

  26. ruby80 says:

    I also demand an updated FF – let Yoann and Iker stay (he’s just a sensitive boy, let him cry!), but the other 3 have never deserved to be there.

  27. Blondie says:

    I agree we should have a new F5 !

  28. Louise says:

    Xabi’s beard is manly ginger perfection (and his body is amazing). Iker’s emo is what sets the profile off in just the right way–those liquid brown eyes melt the heart! The REAL question is: What in the hell is going on with Cesc’s hair?!

  29. Anna (Frau Manuel Neuer) says:

    I’d worry. Btw, I adore Xabi’s beard.

  30. carly says:

    Dreamie, follow the link in the post that says: Roque with nothing. I believe those are pics of him in the City training grounds, hence very recent.

  31. carly says:

    Oh dear, Roque shirtless was the only good thing that happened to me yesterday.

    Come on people, it is only ONE bad photo. He’s still as hot as he ever was.

  32. Avenath says:

    I have no problems with the necklaces…it’s the HAIR that’s driving me crazy, and not in a good way…