April 16th, 2008

Rumour Mill: Nasty Boys

Two interesting ‘blind item’ rumours in our inboxes, Kickettes. 

The first rumour comes courtesy of the tabloids:

“Which footballer is splashing the cash to make sure his mistresses keep their seedy shenanigans secret? He’s spending more on that than on his own wedding…“

Hmm… who’s due to get married soon?

The second extremely juicy story comes from our boys at The Spoiler, (who pinky swear this is true and that it came from a club insider): 

It involves an EPL/England player who got it on with two hoochies in the back of his car during his club’s Xmas party.  But that’s not all.  He was too drunk to drive home so he rang his wife to come and pick him up afterwards.

Classy and assy, yes?

Want a hint? Most of our readers quite like his wife. And it’s not the rather infamous Christmas party we all heard about either.

UPDATE: via TS on story no. 2: “And remember, the rumour doesn’t state that the incident definitely took place during the most recent festive season

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100 Responses to “Rumour Mill: Nasty Boys”

  1. LoveLamps says:

    Meriam, prepare to become my best friend!

  2. Meriam says:

    When I say ‘fan’ I mean a fan of Lampard. Sorry LoveLamps and everyone else who loves him, but I’ve never felt ‘IT’. However, I don’t mind carrying out a little stalk-age and getting some news <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/grin.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" />…

    Oh, and seeing Elen’s clothes up close. That should make it all worth camping out in front of his house

  3. The Fourth Official says:

    Tammy, ROFL at Becks and the cheerleader.  He’s a guy, what can you say?

    Super 14 Rugby features troops of scandily-clad cheerleaders.  So I guess it’s catching on outside America.

  4. Meriam says:

    Ahhh OMG, the lengths people go to nowadays to feel better about themselves… Good luck with that. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smirk.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smirk" style="border:0;" />

    Anyway, ok as I was reading the comments I suddenly thought that it doesn’t say that the party was last year or the year before… So really, I’m agreeing with anyone who says Becks. This could be from when he was in England.

    If not I have to say it’s Rooney for the first, and the Ashley Cole for the second, ‘cause he’s just stupid like that

    ALSO, OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD, I JUST FOUND OUT I LIVE ABOUT 30 MINUTES AWAY FROM FRANK LAMPARD!!!!!!!!! Okay, I’ve never been a fan in the true sense, but this gives me the oppurtunity to carry out some proper footballer stalking…

    I am so sad <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/grin.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" />

  5. Rusty says:

    RedGirl, because if this person really cared, they’d passive-aggressively post about it in a place where they couldn’t get responses from the person that “offended” them, but could get all their friends, if they had any, to agree with them. Happens all the time. They’re both forms of internet bullying, but this is someone who likes to bully indiscriminately.

  6. Miss Mary says:

    Culprit #1)  I say Wayne Rooney

    Culprit #2)  Has to be Ashley Cole

  7. RedGirl says:

    Rusty, I’m actually imagining that poor a$$h*le going through this thread to see if anybody gave him/her an answer. Because if he/she doesn’t care, why posting in a first place? Now THAT is sad…

    OMG don’t even bother. Nobody cares about you <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

  8. The Fourth Official says:

    OMG, you know what’s even sadder?  People who cannot construct a paragraph with correct punctuation and spelling, and LEAVE THE CAPS ON BECAUSE THAT MEANS YOU ARE SCREAMING.

    I would suggest a term at night school to work on your basic composition and spelling skills.
    That is, if you can drag yourself away from your seven children and your Guinness-swilling truck-driving “better” half. 

    Have a nice day.

  9. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    If a woman shoved her lycra hotpant clad arse in my face I’d find it hard not to stare lol. And it can’t be Becks, he hasn’t played in the EPL for quite a few years.

    I’m sticking with Cashley!! Just to stop my heart from breaking :o (

    Do you think Xabi is the cheating kind? I almost want him to be, just to give me hope I will one day have him in my bed. But then again, I like that his such a nice boy <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  10. tammyv says:

    I am sticking with Mikey O or Becks

    Beck discovering why boys like american sports more


  11. lose that girl says:

    MXA – there are always exceptions. I think many do mess about but some never do.

    I think my guy, Owen Hargreaves, has been a good boy. I’ll never know for sure but he’s pretty loyal to his gf despite the two of them living in different countries through much of their relationship.

    I’m guessing Michael Owen for rumour #2 just because I can’t think of anyone else that might qualify…other than Paul Robinson. What about David James?

  12. LoveLamps says:

    Don’t lose the sparkles MXA – there’s a picture of Frank up now!  It’s not his best, but at least it’s a pic of him calling me!  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  13. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    But??! It’s Miche…..Oh you know what, I give up! He’s likely to be as much of a scum bag as the rest! I have lost all faith that there are some decent ballers (or even ‘normal’ men) out there. My world has become very dark and cloudy, I’ve lost the sparkles, rainbows and butterflies <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/downer.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="downer" style="border:0;" />

  14. lose that girl says:

    I’m guessing Rio for the first one….and Mrs.Xabi don’t hit me!!! – Michael Owen for the second.

  15. LoveLamps says:

    Ok the rumors are out.  Lamps left the game Monday night to be with me.  Why can’t the tabloids leave us alone?!

    This is WAY too exciting.  Please tell us.  I cannot stand it and I have way too much work to do today.  I’ll never be able to focus until I know what is happening!

  16. SuzyQ says:

    Hmmm if it is a Xmas party from 2006, it still could be JT or Gerrard as they were married in the summer of 06…

  17. Rusty says:

    I keep trying to formulate a response, but that comment isn’t worth a response.

    Because the person won’t be back to read the responses anyway.

  18. shut up!!!! says:

    This is aimed at ‘OMG’

    Firstly we can comment all we like because these footballers all put themselves in the public eye so they can get girls, that is why the majority of us wouldnt touch them with a barge pole!!!!

  19. tammyv says:

    yeah what MrsXA said…

    OMG – welcome maybe some ugly-hot baller thigh photos will calm you down and make you a healthy, happy person

  20. LucyLu says:

    Mrs Xabi: LMAO

  21. Carla says:

    LOL! what a funny image

    I don’t believe John would cheat on his wife,I read an interview with him and he said he has never cheated on Toni and never would. And that all the stories about him were lies and Toni knows that

  22. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    OMG!! Do you know whats even sadder?? Someone who took the time out to read through the site and then post a comment just to insult us!!

    I have hobbies, I also have a boring job that I like to escape from. Move along little one, leave us to get back to imaging Xabi in a tutu!! Ooops thats one of my private fantasies <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/embarrassed.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="red face" style="border:0;" />

  23. OMG says:


  24. Aoife says:

    Lol, we have a vendetta against JT here girls. His name is cropping up a fair bit. Does he have a history of playing away, or a rumoured history?

  25. LucyLu says:

    If it is Ashley Cole then I feel kind of disappointed – that’s hardly surprising gossip is it?

    UNLESS they use the term ‘wife’ because now she is his wife, but back then she may have only been the girlfriend. If the rumour had said ‘called his girlfriend’, we would still be thinking of the unmarried ballers rather than the ones who since got married, which is really who we should be thinking of… i.e. JT.

    If anyone understood that then yay smile

    But I still want Kickette to give us another clue!

  26. Carla says:

    is has be Ashley Cole then

  27. Anna says:

    “UPDATE: via TS on story no. 2: “And remember, the rumour doesn’t state that the incident definitely took place during the most recent festive season

  28. Carla says:

    I would say Ashley Cole

  29. Aoife says:

    thanks Carla! Was that the weekend when every footballer seemed to get married? I remember that.

    MXA – I think you may have found the answer. With Cashley’s track record, I wouldn’t be surprised if it was him!

  30. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    OK I have been through a list of the whole England squad. Deleting as I went all the players who;
    - Don’t play in the EPL
    - Are not married
    - Whose wives we don’t know/care about/like
    - Have been married less than two years

    I’m left with two men:
    Ashley Cole and
    Micheal Owen!!!

    Now seeing as I refuse to believe Owen would do such a thing and we know how much of a skeeeze bag Cole is. I think we have our answer.

  31. Carla says:

    Gerrard got married last year, day after John Terry wed

  32. Carla says:

    Lampard isn’t married so cant be him. Gerrard wasn’t married two years ago either

  33. Aoife says:

    Hmm, so if JT wasn’t married and Becks doesn’t play in England anymore…I give up. I have no clue who it could be!

    Or, could it be a Utd player since it mightn’t have been this Christmas party they were referring to?

    When did the Curran-Gerrards get hitched? It was last year? Two years ago?

  34. The Fourth Official says:

    Oh, you are right, JT wasn’t married two years ago.  My god, this is frustrating.

  35. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Becks doesn’t play in the EPL.

  36. Carla says:

    I don’t think its John Terry. He werent married then

  37. The Fourth Official says:

    Oooh, interesting, Tammy.  I hadn’t thought of that one.

  38. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Well it says they were married, but it might not have been last christmas, so that means they have to have been married at least two years. John and Tony havn’t have they?

    And Fourth your right, we will never truely find out who this is, if it’s even true. Hence the reason I HATE THESE STORYS!!!

  39. tammyv says:

    Then I am going with Becks

  40. Moongirl says:

    I think im with Anna on the Ashley Cole idea – i know most of the Chelsea WAGS went to the party but Cheryl doesnt always go out socially with her hubby if shes doing something with Girls Aloud does she??

    Maybe I just hate him so much i want it to be him!

    Just a note on the Paul Robinson idea he used to live near me when he played for Leeds and he was linked with loads of women in fact his wife left him briefly just after the weding cos she found out about one of them so …… could be!!! But does anyone atually know and like her?

    Keyword: clear38 – its not very is it!! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/confused.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="confused" style="border:0;" />

  41. The Fourth Official says:

    And Kickette isn’t going to reveal it, even if she knows, because that is why ballers keep their lawyers on speed-dial.

  42. The Fourth Official says:

    Oh, well, if, according to the update, it wasn’t this past Christmas, then it has to be JT.
    No if, ands or buts.  If the shoe fits, Johnny.

  43. Blair says:

    Ok we seriously need to stop with the John Terry accusations. Here is the proof:


  44. Carla says:

    Is the man is question actually married at that time?

  45. Aoife says:

    Ok with the recent update, I’m calling Chelsea on this and JT. It has to be!

  46. Carla says:

    Please tell us!

  47. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Arghh!! I hate this!!! I just don’t know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Back to the drawing board!!

  48. The Fourth Official says:

    Yeah, but who is his wife?  I couldn’t tell you what her name is, and she is supposed to be someone most of us like.

  49. Blair says:

    Just made new post on my blog while not having anything to do at work.


    It’s one of our favorite topics of the week: Elen Rives v. Nereida Gallardo

    Comments would be much appreciated.

    Sorry for the blog promoting mid-thread.

  50. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Wasn’t that Shaun Wright-Phillips SuzyQ?

    Right, I’m going with him!! Like father like son. And he has short man syndrome so was most likely trying to make up for his lack of legs!!

  51. Carla says:

    Could be but wasn’t John, he was was there with Toni

  52. SuzyQ says:

    Anyone remember that party last year I think where JT and everyone got really sloshed – and he was up on stage dancing with a pole dancer or somethign?? Wasn’t there some “England player” who got caught in the basement doing something gross with a girl?? Maybe it’s the same guy….

  53. Carla says:

    Taken from the daily mail article

    “It was no alcohol for Terry who was the designated driver for the night. He drove wife Toni Poole – dressed as a German barmaid – and Krystell Sidwell, wife of his English team mate Steve Sidwell, who fashioned herself as Snow White.“

  54. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    NO, NO AND NOOOOO!!! IT’S NOT MICHEAL OWEN!!!!! Please god tell me it’s not Owen, if it is, then I give up hope now downer

  55. The Fourth Official says:

    I thought Paul Robinson was tee-total??!

    Is he? 

    Well, maybe he fell off the wagon.  He’s had lots of stress this season.

  56. Carla says:

    Cant be John Terry or Frank Lampard because they were both with they’re WAGs at the xmas party. John drove home with Toni, Steve and Krystell after the party and Frank left with Elen in a taxi

  57. The Fourth Official says:

    I’m rethinking Michael Owen on the second rumour.  Everyone likes his wife.  He’s not squeaky clean (remember the gambling stories?)  He’s a footballer.  Footballers screw around.  And around Christmas, there was a lot of stress at Newcastle, so it’s very possible he reacted by getting blotto and doing bad things in the back of his car.

  58. Nic says:

    I think you should add a get well soon for Mrs Lampard. God bless her i’ll be praying x

  59. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I thought Paul Robinson was tee-total??!

  60. SuzyQ says:

    Hmmm this IS juicy!!

    I think it’s JT… we all pretty much like his wife, right? But WTF she was at the Xmas party wasn’t she? Werent they all in fancy dress?

    Stevie doesn’t seem the type…ARGH I hate these things b/c they are purposely vague so no one gets sued and I can never figure them out.

  61. The Fourth Official says:

    It can’t be Wes on the second rumour because Kickette says it wasn’t the Man United party.

    I think I may have to go with Rio on the first rumour.  Unfortunately.  I love him, but we all know he can be a bit of a bad boy.  And he is supposed to get married this summer. 

    The Rooney wedding is so astronomically expensive that I can’t believe that it would cost more than that to house a couple of hootchee mamas.  And I think Roo knows that Coleen and her family would have his balls in a sling if he ran around on her.

    On the second rumour, I’ve got to with Paul Robinson.  Unless I hear that his wife was with him at the Tottenham Christmas party.  Wherever and whenever that was.  It can’t be Chelsea because WAGS were included.  It can’t be Stevie G because I don’t think the majority of kickettes like his wife.  wink

  62. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    OK these are the only players that play for England but don’t play for United and I think might be married or in a serious relationship.

    Jonathen Woodgate
    Wes Brown
    Shaun Wright-Phillips
    Joleon Lescott
    Wayne Bridge
    Gareth Barry
    Jermaine Jenas

    Come on Kickette can you at least tell us if we are close??

  63. FabLove says:

    I’m betting on Crouch and Abbey.

  64. QB says:

    the fist one is rooney
    and the second one could be anyone

  65. The Fourth Official says:

    I’m in a meeting for two hours and come back to THIS!

    Oh damn, now I’m going mental trying to figure it out.

    If Mrs. X is Nancy Drew, then I’m Bess, her girlishly plump yet dependable best friend.

    I’m definitely not her friend George, who everyone knows was a lesbian.

  66. Johnna says:

    My first thought was John as well (because I utterly adore Toni to death) but then I breathed a huge sigh of relief when I remembered Toni was with him at the party. *whew*

    I do love this whole “I have a secret and I’m not going to tell you” thing. Except, I really don’t. A club insider.. why the hell would a club insider randomly tell a tabloid that. Except, if by club insider, they mean a person who cleans the stadium up after a game.

  67. Blair says:

    True enough. Well it’s not John Terry because he was pictured driving Toni, Steve Sidwell and his missus home after their Christmas party.

    I love this cloak and dagger business.

    Security word: power11 (XI players on a football field)

  68. Vlada says:

    I’m going with Rooney and JT.

  69. Aoife says:

    Little Red Triangle – LMAO!!! I was thinking that wouldn’t have stopped someone who truly wanted to get their hands on Stevie G.

  70. LittleRedTriangle says:

    i’d still bang gerrard in the back of a car when he’s wearing his old man suit.

    but i didn’t.

  71. Aoife says:

    I hear ya MXA! The thoughts of Michael Owen cheating on his wifey and babies…there would be no hope for men if that were true!!

  72. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    But it’s Micheal Owen :o (
    He too cute and perfect to do a thing like that. Nope. I won’t believe it!!! It HAS to be someone else!! *sobs*

  73. tammyv says:

    MrsXA, I am one of those cynics who thinks if they have a penis and opertunity they will use both!  He also has a WAG that everyone loves

  74. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Their wives could have gone home early?!

    I’m just thinking it would be one of the better known players, rather than Robert Green. Plus I don’t think he could get TWO girls to have sex with him! *shudders*

    Robbo? Maybe.

  75. Blair says:

    Need I keep reminding everyone that the Chelsea boys brought their WAGs with to their Christmas party, so stop blaming them. Sorry that I’m getting defensive of my boys. LOL

    If the Spurs had a party it could be Paul Robinson.

    Is Robert Green married? I know West Ham had a party.

    I’m literally going through a list of England internationals and crossing off the single ones and any players for Chelsea or United.

  76. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Nooooooooooooooooooo Tammyv, he WOULDN’T do it!!!! :O(

  77. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Carra isn’t an England player anymore, and he is happily married – wouldn’t be him.

    I can’t bring myself to even contemplating that Micheal Owen would cheat.

    I’m running out of married England players that don’t play for United, Arsenal have no English players, Chelsea – not sure, Liverpool – can’t think of any. 

    Right what teams we have left?
    Aston Villa

    Are there any more England players from another club???

    I feel like Nancy Drew!! *whips out long mac and magnifying glass*

  78. Anna says:

    Hmmm I’m struggling to actually think of a WAG that most readers like.

    OOOO OOOO OOOO Cheryl and Ashley? Most people like her right? And he has tendencies to be led astray by the hoochies….

  79. tammyv says:

    I am going with The Roo for the first one…he has a history of dirty sex and Colleen is a a point where she could dump his ass and be finacially fine.  He would have to hide it or possibily lose her

    I am going out on a limb her and going with Michael Owen, everyone loves Louise. He is usually under the rader but he is a boy

  80. MrsKuyt says:

    May I just say that Liverpool’s Xmas party was fancy dress and Steven Gerrard went dressed as an old man and was driving round on a mobility scooter so I think we can forget about it being him!


  81. Blair says:

    Did Tottenham have a Christmas Party? I don’t remember.

  82. Mrs.Mexes says:

    Ok, someone needs to spill ASAP bc this is going to kill me!!! I will get noooo work done today until I know… I might as well leave the office. HELP!!

  83. Blair says:

    Jamie Carragher is an England Player and he’s married to Nicola Carragher.

  84. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I’m voting John Terry!! (Sorry Elise)

  85. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Oh f*ck yeah! Duh!

    Hmm how about Crouchie then? Wait he isn’t married. I don’t think it’s Stevie – no one likes Alex on here really.

    Lets go through the England squad, I really can’t think who it would be!!!

  86. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    OK I’ll admit it, it’s definetly Xabi. How do I know? I was one of the hoochies, the other was Dani.  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/embarrassed.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="red face" style="border:0;" />

  87. Lealiii says:

    hmmm as for rumour nr. 2 , can`t be Xabi , Mrs.Xabi, as he`s not an England player…so if it WAS the liverpool christmas party ,it has to be stevie (if you forget about the “does anyone REALLY LIKE alex thing <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" /> ) because he`s the only liverpool+england player who`s married, right?

  88. Meriam says:

    Oh does ANYONE know?

    I’m really curious now, I can’t think of anyoen other than Rooney doing this but i need to see it written down. Is it Rooney? Or Rio? Or Joe Cole? Or Lampard? ARGHHHH

  89. lose that girl says:

    Rio’s due to get married soon too.

    A while back there was talk of a stag do for both Rio and Wayne in Vegas. Probably a rumour with no merit.

    For rumour 2: it can’t be a United player if Kickette says it’s not the infamous party we all know about. Hmmmm….

  90. redjo says:

    why would a club insider say something like this

  91. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Oh I just don’t know!! I hate these things, I need my gossip spelt out clearly!! :o (

    I hope it was Xabi that got trollied, I like to think he does go raving and misbehaving sometimes!! Even if it was with two hoochies behind his pregger girlfriend’s back….. hmmm

  92. RedJo says:

    I can only think of one very high prifile couple that are getting married this summer and because they are very happy together and not releasing any details about there wedding i assume the papers are trying to come up with something to spoil there big day, or perhaps its making up stories to try and off balance the player because his team are doing so well and its a “London” based paper, im also not going to mention the player as i think him and his fiance are fantastic and do alot for charity and dont need people like us messing around in there business, hopefully if will all blow over, maybe i should stop using this website if its going to gossip!!!!!

  93. Aoife says:

    Ok, knock the JT suspicion, his WAG was there.

    Stevie G, could it be?

  94. Aoife says:

    Um….ok, the first one’s gotta be Rooney. The second, I was thinking Alex too MXA, but does anyone actually like her here? Maybe it’s JT. I remember some positive comments about his missus.

    Ooh, the suspense!

  95. Blair says:

    Weddings coming up…

    Wayne Rooney
    Joe Cole
    Frank Lampard?

    Those are the ones I know. And I don’t think Lampsy is technically really on that list, but I’ve heard rumors of a summer wedding in Barcelona.  Joe Cole seems an unlikely candidate. Far too wholesome.  But seeing that Wayne Rooney has been caught doing some unsavory things before, I would put him at the top of the list of suspects.

    As for the second story, I’m going to make the assumption that is was either Liverpool or West Ham’s christmas bash because Man United has been taken out of questioning and Chelsea brought their WAGs with.  hhhhhhmmmmm… But who may the culprit be?

  96. Meriam says:

    OOOOH who who who?

    I can’t think, it could be anyone. Erm, does anyone like Alex Curran? And the hint suggests that it probably is not someone from United (thank God, those lads are always involved in enough scandal anyway)…. interesting.

    And as for the first one I clicked on the link but couldn’t find the story. I wonder who it is. OOH, Rooney?!?! Is it? Can anyone tell me? Anyone?

  97. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    F*ckit!!! I’m crap at guessing games :o (
    Just telllllllllll meeee!!!!! Arghh!!

  98. Julia says:

    I’m guessing Joe Cole for the first one… seems like something he would do.

    I think it is either Ashley Cole (even though that is old news) or JT for the second one.

  99. Meriam says:

    Aw LoveLamps, you break my heart, I thought I already was…  wink

    Haha. My God, I’m suddenly all giddy.

    (security word—> truth11. We will find out the truth of this matter, we will…)

  100. rania says:

    ASHLEY COLE. its obvious. and probably both stories too. lol