January 20th, 2010

Rumoured Relations: Marco Borriello, Guti

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They’ve made names for themselves with their playboy antics, sartorial choices and all-round entertainment factor. (Oh, and yes, they do play rather good football as well).

Let’s check in with Milan’s Marco Borriello and Real Madrid’s Guti to get the latest eye-brow raising gossip from their love lives. Bring protection.

Marco Borriello

Italian gossip columns are rife with fresh speculation that Marco Borriello’s return to superior playing form is no accident. We know this is a man who likes his encounters passionate (and publicly naked), Analu Campos is taking center stage as his newest gal pal.

Who is this lady and what does she have to offer Mr. B? Well, she’s a Brazilian model with no notable accolades or campaigns to her name. Seems hardly fair that she gets to rub her grubby paws along Borriello’s hot hammies. Sigh.

HammiesBorriellos rumored fling

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Guti

Goots looks hammeredGuti and gal pal

We received a tip that injured Guti was spotted partying his injury up in Miami in late December. The internet Gods that be uncovered this photo of the disheveled Madrista looking a tad worse for wear.

That’s not all.

Apparently, he was in the MIA with his latest rumoured fling: Marissa Garcia.

Xena, the lingerie warrior princess, claims she was unaware of exactly who she was rubbin’ ‘bows with at the club by allegedly offering up this cryptic quote which makes no sense: “It was not in my plans to become famous in this way, I’ve always tried to keep my private life away from the press but this time they were successful.”

A former Miss Hawaiin Tropic 2005, this Peruvian “model” seriously looks different in every shot.  Por ejemplo, is that her madre on his lap? Surely that is not the same chick in the bottom right, nude with no cellulite photo?

Whatever the connection may be, she is definitely making the most of her 5 minutes. By posing in a Barcelona shirt.

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13 Responses to “Rumoured Relations: Marco Borriello, Guti”

  1. nati says:

    OMG I've met that guy posing with Guti.. should have become friends with him… :(

  2. Liz says:

    Just watch out for certain STD medications Marco… we all know what happened with the last lush you were with. Ti amo bello!

    • Ace says:

      I know!!… poor Marco <3; he need something better, SOMETHING GOOD.

      And … it is just me, or Guti also likes the disgusting…

      i mean they need something good and real, not that witches

  3. XanJie says:

    I think the girl posing in the swimsuit is the one that ISN’T on Guti’s lap, but the one next to her.

  4. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:

    I think it made me laugh even harder that the link to the Guti picture with the guy refers to him as “Goots”. Will now only refer to him as that.

  5. bb says:

    lol I thought there was some funny business going on between the two as well…….

  6. Tony says:

    I wish somebody would include what he’s wearing. In fact, that’s the main thing that’s missing from your website and you could probably make a lot money doing a referral program leading to stores that sell the clothes.

  7. shay says:

    Are you sure that is Guti and not just Derek Hough on a bad nite? Just askin.

  8. liesjuhh says:

    Pretty stupid of miss Marissa, posing in a Barca-shirt.. xD

    That's never gonna work between them. ;P

  9. suzie says:

    For some reason I thought you meant they were together when I read the title…I'm a bit disappointed now.