May 15th, 2012
Ruud van Nistelrooy: Sexy Sign Off
We not totally distracted by the tongue. We’re suckers for sad, teary eyes to0. Image: REUTERS/Jon Nazca.
Having spent several years titillating us with various protruding body parts, it seems fitting that Ruud van Nistelrooy should sign off his illustrious career with a cheeky tongue pop.
The former Manchester United, Real Madrid, Hamburg and PSV Eindhoven striker announced his retirement from football yesterday; all the best to you and your delicious fam for the future, Ruud boy!


Its hard enough watching Raul saying farewell. Stop depressing us Kickette!