August 23rd, 2010

Ryan Giggs: Don’t Worry About The Dongle

No, Giggsy, we will not be mature.

We don’t care if you’re going to look at us with a (sexy) side eye of disgust, with even your chewing gum frozen mid-chew in contempt at our childishness. You’re sitting in front of a sign that says “dongle”.

If we didn’t post this, the universe would have folded in on itself. We couldn’t take that risk. Blame Virgin trains, not us.


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23 Responses to “Ryan Giggs: Don’t Worry About The Dongle”

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  2. Ess-Jay says:

    Hehe wouldn’t mind seeing his dongle… ;) But… Mmmmmm, even when he’s annoyed and angry, he still looks delicious! I love you Giggsie. <3

  3. aristeia says:

    Hilariously adorable Giggs is hilariously adorable.

  4. cymraeg_ddraig says:


    Sorry, its an inbuilt reaction. I heart Ryan Giggs

  5. JV says:

    He does look like he knows the joke and is quite unamused, lol. Oh, Giggsy just play along… dongle, dongle, dongle… yep, I said it.

  6. cherryboomboom says:

    kickette , I freaking LOVE you . This just made me laugh so bad ! :D !!!
    Anyway , giggsy looking sexy !!!

  7. Sylvia15 says:

    Hahahahahhaha! ^^

  8. Elina says:

    Can I ask something?? What does “dongle” mean???

  9. Zlatanista says:

    Oh, i love you Kickette!! Be childish!!

  10. I posted this at Scarlet Women over the weekend and we all had a good giggle over Ryan and his dongle. :)

  11. DebS says:

    urban def of "dongle"…

    "literal" meaning
    'The term was originally slang for a "hardware key." ' :p

  12. Six says:

    Can't really find a man sexy that takes fashion advice from my dad. While sneakers and black socks. Need I say more?

  13. Elle says:

    AS non-english speaker I don't really get this joke, but damn, Ryan looks hot, angry and hot

  14. Johanna says:

    This is way too funny, thanks for the laughs. haha

  15. Thea says:

    He looks like a very hot down and out! Thanks Kickette!

  16. Lisa says:

    the Welsh Wizard can show me his Magic Wand anytime he wants.

    and what is Giggsy doing hanging around a train station anyway? like a hobo. I heard not long ago that Fergie likes taking the train.

    Don't ever be mature Kickette. If I wanted mature conversation, I'd talk to my parents.

  17. Jo says:

    Love this!

  18. JulieFromParis says:

    LMAO. Im SO learning from this site really. As a Frenchie, no teacher ever felt the need to tell me what a dongle is in Eng. slang. So i just googled the word and HAHAHA. It is also said that the word is used mostly by American TEENS :)

    • Miss Estonia says:

      Well, I can very loosely be categorised as an “American Teen” (or a has-been anyway!) but can say I’ve never heard the word “dongle” before this side of the pond. But it’s all good, because Ryan looks hecka fine.