July 10th, 2012

San Jose Earthquakes: For Your Pleasure

Is this what they mean when they say “under an expansive tent“? Image: Thearon W. Henderson/Getty Images North America.

Have the people at Guglielmo Winery in California been sampling too much of their own product?

We only ask because we can’t figure out why else they would they be selling tickets to a wine tasting session and dinner in a tent, during which the San Jose Earthquakes players will be acting as celebrity bartenders and a free-for-all grape stomp is in the offing.

Wait, what? Charity? For the benefit of the San Jose Earthquakes Community Fund that facilitates and supports programs that produce positive change for children and families in the local area?

Oh. Well, that’s OK then. Perhaps there’s a chance that the event won’t descend into the kind of embarrassing naked free-for-all we initially anticipated.

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One Response to “San Jose Earthquakes: For Your Pleasure”

  1. JGG says:

    Why, they're doing it for my birthday of course! it was supposed to be a surprise though… so we'll pretend I didn't see this, or the invite they emailed. As for the picture above, I cannot perv on Wondo. Cannot. He's such a good loyal husband from what I have heard. But there are some other Quakes I'm not afraid to admit make me quivery.