February 3rd, 2011
Sara Carbonero: Gone Glamping
After catching wind of Sara (Pastasauce) Carbonero’s latest drama-rama, we had an “EUREKA!” moment: this girl is giving us way-too-premature deep wrinkles, which will eventually require heavy lifting of our credit limits by way of expensive fillers.
No fun zone.
Therefore, we’re giving the Iker’s main squeeze her own “gone fishing” reprieve from Kickette – just in time for her 27th birthday! Really, it’s the only sure-fire way our staff can stave off the stabbie bouts of blogger burnout.
Since a GMG like herself can’t just vanish from plain sight, we’ve decided to give her an all-expenses-paid, luxurious camping getaway to any warm-weathered, non-football-participating country of her choice.
Ya know, we hear Greenland is beeeaauuutiful this time of year.
Until Sara is ready and willing to stop wreaking professional and personal havoc in the lives of some of the hottest and buff-est, she shall remain safely tucked away from our digital vantage points. You needn’t confuse this hiatus with the embargo Bigfoot got served; rather, we’re venturing back to our old ways and giving the gossip-mongering public a much-needed timeout.
For her temporary send off, here’s a Mourinho: En Fuego guide to her most recent sticky situ.
Last Monday, the pretty presenter took to the Italian telly airwaves to address some recent Real Madrid rumblings (she works as a club “expert” for RAI). First she mentioned how Real Madrid asked Mourinho to be more cautious with his public statements. It’s debatable if the reprimand was public knowledge prior to Sara’s Freudian slip, but Mourinho was notably absent from the following two press conferences.
During that same broadcast, Sara also took aim at the club’s transfer targets. Not only did the club captain’s girlfriend trade internal transfer target secrets (naming Miroslav Klose and Emmanuel Adebayor as the only players RM had eyes for), but also emphatically insisted that all other press reports to the contrary were wrong/diversions.
Alas, the thrill of a poignant rebuttal proved too much for Mou.
Noticing that certain pieces of private information were make their way into the public forum, the sly silver fox declared there was a ‘mole’ in the Whites’ dressing room.
Now, the Spanish press are inferring that Iker and Mou are headed for troubled times together. Similarly, the very same publications that once came to Sara’s rescue are now holding her accountable for this “mess”.
Who’s ready for a log lie-about?
Jose is clearly shocked at the dramatic turn of events due to Carbonero’s foot-in-mouth syndrome, but are you surprised, Kickettes? Do you believe Sara is leveraging her pillow talk with Iker to her career’s benefit?