December 13th, 2011

Seasons Greetings: Football Inspired Stocking Stuffers

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The stocking stuffer displays have come out big and bad in the past week. Can’t figure out what to get your family and friends this year? Or do you want to make the special recipient feel incredibly awkward in front of a large crowd?

Well, three professional footy clubs have just what you’re looking for.

For example:

- The Chelsea Club Toaster (above). The perfectly awkward gift for the girl in your life – especially the newly single gal pal who has a special place in her heart for branded carbs.

- FC Sochaux-Montbéliard’s Eau de Sochaux. A lot of guys assume that high end boutiques and department stores are the only places that stock seriously overpowering scents for men. Not anymore.

- Etch-a-sketches were always a bit rubbish, weren’t they? Too bad this one from AEK Athens is no better.

Remember that this season isn’t about getting the right gift, but the right reaction, Kickettes.

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16 Responses to “Seasons Greetings: Football Inspired Stocking Stuffers”

  1. Doug says:

    Agnes, I hear that ManU is out with a new fragrance called Channel No. 5

  2. Gladys says:

    I want the toaster but only if I can rig it to burn Mata's face into the toast on one side and David Luiz's on the other.

  3. keane1995 says:

    This toaster performs better than Fernando Torres.

  4. xbabyshakesx says:

    I sooo want the toast! but for AFC of course ^^

  5. Sarah, Madrid says:

    All I want is Ramos!!!, *sigh* Ramos…….*what's purpose of this post again*

  6. bri_saldana says:

    This is the one I WANT and I don't even have a little liver………

  7. LIz says:

    Can I just get Cesc wrapped in a box under the tree instead?

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    • littlegreenpea says:

      DUDE. that's not weird. It's totally awesome! I want one!!

      • IrishBlue says:

        Lol! I love that on this website, declaring that I want of a large cut-out of Chica is considered completely normal. And it's on sale 15% off, hello! Ha, it's the same height as me too.

        • littlegreenpea says:

          I think it may be life-sized… It might be a little awkward to be taller than my imaginary Chicharito… Oh well. I want it anyway.

    • Sofia_x says:

      Niice! :)
      I'm like 10 cm bigger than the board but I don't give a damn! It's chicharito! ;)

      Oh, and any real Madrid versions on the market??

  9. Agnes Wonka says:

    If I could afford Man.Utd stuff I would buy them all!