December 30th, 2011
Seasons Greetings: Happy New Year From Us To You
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We thought long and hard about how to thank our faithful band of soldier boys and girls for their support this year. Among the management proposals vetoed by the staff were:
- Spending the money set aside for the party season bar bills/lawyers fees on a couture outfit for each and every one of you, with the balance to be contributed towards the search for Fernando Torres’ mojo.
- A party at Kickette Island to which you would all be invited.
- A fly-on-the-wall documentary about the Kickette office, our staff and how we work. It would probably directed by Nick Broomfield, who we recently learned is good at handling ‘difficult’ women.
However, this year we learned that we’re more alcohol dependant, selfish and concerned about people finding out what we actually do all day than we thought. The upshot is, your gift is the above picture of Sergio Ramos, shirtless from Real Madrid’s recent Copa Del Rey match.
His hotness is about the only thing we all agree on.