August 4th, 2010

Sergio Aguero: Making Moves on The Twitter Title

Within a mere 24 hours of our Twit-King declaration, the Twittersphere landscape may already be shifting in Sergio ‘Kun’ Aguero’s corner.

With a tweet last Sunday that read, “This Monday I’ll be participating in the filming of Torrente 4 with another player. Can you guess who that will be?” we were stirred, not shaken, with bewilderment at what Kun had been rambling on about.

If only “some help was going on” with his Tweet speak, we’d be more adept at reading between his lines and loins.

Of course, that all changed when he revealed his partner(s) in crime:

Yep, you guessed it. Since his status update on the 1st of August, Aguero revealed that Cesc Fabregas and two blissfully greasy sidekicks appeared on set prior to shooting their cameos for the fourth installment of this dark comedy/action film earlier this week.

According to a incredibly reliable source – Wikipedia, obvi – the lead character is described as “an ugly, bald, overweight, dirty, corrupt, lying, fascist, racist, chauvinistic and anticommunist retired cop”. We’re assuming the announcement of Maradona’s break out role as a movie star is a more tightly guarded secret that can’t be posted on Twitpic?

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18 Responses to “Sergio Aguero: Making Moves on The Twitter Title”

  1. Inés says:

    I love Torrente's films! this is a reason to love them more!

  2. starsarella says:

    i am so utterly confused…

  3. Blackwood says:

    I’m sorry to disappoint you people… but Maradona isn’t any of those things (from my point of view), except maybe ugly, and even that’s subjective (I don’t think he’s particularly attractive or unattractive though). Anticommunist? a guy who lived in Cuba and has Che Guevara tattooed on his arm? you’ve got to be kidding me. Bald? his head is full of hair. Fascist? a man who supports the mothers of Plaza de Mayo? really? Overweight? he used to be, but now he’s the same as any man his age, which is chubby, but not obese. Dirty? we can’t know from here. Chauvinistic? he always seemed respectful towards the ladies. Shall I keep going?
    I’m sorry, I realise the post intends to be funny, but it’s just too off-base to begin with.
    by the way, Kun is getting better with time… I didn’t remember he was this attractive until the World Cup. Although maybe that was because the last time I checked he was still playing here in Argentina. So I guess it was a long time ago.

  4. Sarah says:

    Sergio, Higuain and Arbeloa are also going to make appearances!!!

  5. Jules says:

    I must object. After the beauty that was “We ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life,” as a tribute to Guti (of all people), how can Alvaro not even be nominated for King of the Twitterverse?!?

  6. Leá says:

    I haven't seen the first three Torrente movies, but if Cesc is going to be in the fourth, now seems to be the time to jump on board!

    • Liz says:

      same here! Cesc is a really good reason to start watching! but, i heard that other footballers are on the other 3 so i think i’ll watch those too!

  7. Zinny says:

    CESC!! I have no idea what this Torrente 4 is but if Sex Fabregas and Gonzalo Hot-guain (haha sorry) are in it, I will definitely watch. I would watch paint dry if it meant Cesc's face was on it.

    • LoveFootballLoveFoot says:

      You made me laugh out loud. I think I would do the same if Pique's face included… lol

    • Steph says:

      LOL. Not gonna lie, I probably would, too. :P Hmm, think I'm gonna have to see this then!

  8. lulu says:

    Nando was on Torrente 3… ^^

  9. Missy Manchester says:

    Of course Maradona should star in the film…but then it wouldn't be a "dark comedy/action" movie. It would be a reality-based one. Either way…it'd still be as funny as…well…Maradona himself.

  10. VeNia says:

    it's all over the news in greece!!!Imagine Cesc and Aguero after Torrente 4 going to Hollywood!!!!XD

  11. Claire the Forest Fa says:

    Haha! Laughed at that lat bit about Maradonna! Lol!