August 4th, 2010
Sergio Aguero: Making Moves on The Twitter Title
Within a mere 24 hours of our Twit-King declaration, the Twittersphere landscape may already be shifting in Sergio ‘Kun’ Aguero’s corner.
With a tweet last Sunday that read, “This Monday I’ll be participating in the filming of Torrente 4 with another player. Can you guess who that will be?” we were stirred, not shaken, with bewilderment at what Kun had been rambling on about.
If only “some help was going on” with his Tweet speak, we’d be more adept at reading between his lines and loins.
Of course, that all changed when he revealed his partner(s) in crime:
Yep, you guessed it. Since his status update on the 1st of August, Aguero revealed that Cesc Fabregas and two blissfully greasy sidekicks appeared on set prior to shooting their cameos for the fourth installment of this dark comedy/action film earlier this week.
According to a incredibly reliable source – Wikipedia, obvi – the lead character is described as “an ugly, bald, overweight, dirty, corrupt, lying, fascist, racist, chauvinistic and anticommunist retired cop”. We’re assuming the announcement of Maradona’s break out role as a movie star is a more tightly guarded secret that can’t be posted on Twitpic?
I love Torrente's films! this is a reason to love them more!
i am so utterly confused…
I’m sorry to disappoint you people… but Maradona isn’t any of those things (from my point of view), except maybe ugly, and even that’s subjective (I don’t think he’s particularly attractive or unattractive though). Anticommunist? a guy who lived in Cuba and has Che Guevara tattooed on his arm? you’ve got to be kidding me. Bald? his head is full of hair. Fascist? a man who supports the mothers of Plaza de Mayo? really? Overweight? he used to be, but now he’s the same as any man his age, which is chubby, but not obese. Dirty? we can’t know from here. Chauvinistic? he always seemed respectful towards the ladies. Shall I keep going?
I’m sorry, I realise the post intends to be funny, but it’s just too off-base to begin with.
by the way, Kun is getting better with time… I didn’t remember he was this attractive until the World Cup. Although maybe that was because the last time I checked he was still playing here in Argentina. So I guess it was a long time ago.
Sergio, Higuain and Arbeloa are also going to make appearances!!!
http://unamadridista.wordpress.com/2010/08/03/will-sergio-be-lifting-an-oscar-next/
I must object. After the beauty that was “We ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life,” as a tribute to Guti (of all people), how can Alvaro not even be nominated for King of the Twitterverse?!?
Ah, this is true. We have several vying for the title.
Clearly, the only way to settle this is a shirtless side by side comparison of all the contenders.
I take it back. Rio retweeted you therefore he is obviously the King Twit.
I haven't seen the first three Torrente movies, but if Cesc is going to be in the fourth, now seems to be the time to jump on board!
same here! Cesc is a really good reason to start watching! but, i heard that other footballers are on the other 3 so i think i’ll watch those too!
yes, Nando was one!
CESC!! I have no idea what this Torrente 4 is but if Sex Fabregas and Gonzalo Hot-guain (haha sorry) are in it, I will definitely watch. I would watch paint dry if it meant Cesc's face was on it.
You made me laugh out loud. I think I would do the same if Pique's face included… lol
LOL. Not gonna lie, I probably would, too.
Hmm, think I'm gonna have to see this then!
Nando was on Torrente 3… ^^
Of course Maradona should star in the film…but then it wouldn't be a "dark comedy/action" movie. It would be a reality-based one. Either way…it'd still be as funny as…well…Maradona himself.
it's all over the news in greece!!!Imagine Cesc and Aguero after Torrente 4 going to Hollywood!!!!XD
Haha! Laughed at that lat bit about Maradonna! Lol!