October 6th, 2012
Sergio Ramos & Pilar Rubio: Keep Calm & Hate-Read On
This morning’s footy left us with much to be desired, so here we are. Barely pissed on a Saturday, with something to offer everyone interested in the lucky bish having naked sleepovers at casa de Ramos™.
The latest gossip is below, in usual Kickette recap style…
“Rubio, asked about her relationship with Sergio Ramos”
They say: When asked about the relationship on Spanish programme Territorio Commanche, Miss Rubio said she doesn’t like to talk about her personal life.
We say: Thanks for telling us nada.
“HELLO! Exclusive Pictures: Pilar Rubio & Sergio Ramos, Romantic Dinner In Madrid”
They say: Sergio and Pilar “have become inseparable…” except when exiting public (dinner in Madrid) and private establishments (Sergio’s home, previously reported 19.9.2012) separately.
We say: Zoomed-in-trickery-dependent exclusive that’s a bunch of HOLA! SCHMOLA!
“Continuing the celebration of Sergio Ramos & Pilar Rubio, it will not end in marriage”
They say: Reporter Rosy Runrun, a self-professed ‘friend’ of both prior to their budding romance, claims the relationship is not serious and won’t progress further than f*ck friends. While the public can expect more stories and salacious headlines, don’t be surprised by the lack of photographic proof of the pair who’s been doing it for a month now, RR also lets slip.
We say: Take a chill pill and pray they use protection.
“Pilar Rubio joins Sara Carbonero, Irina Shayk and Shakira in the other classic”
They say: There’s a chance Pilar Rubio will be at tomorrow’s Clasico, either in the stands, in a private box or reporting via satellite from a TV studio.
We say: Might be real, might be fake. And basically we’ll find out tomorrow.