March 31st, 2010
Sergio Ramos: Birthday Boy Insights – UPDATED
UPDATED: Although he “gave” us his new age resolutions, our birthday luncheon invite must’ve got lost in the mail. Snaps of the Real Madrid boys noshing at El Telegrafo Restaurante in Madrid after the jump!
At last. Finally the years of our occupation of Sergio Ramos’ manbag has paid off!
Oh, there were times we feared being coated in hair oil and sharing zipped space with misguided fashion statements would never prove fruitful enough. But on this, the day of his birth, we can exclusively reveal Sergio’s private hopes and dreams, as noted by the man himself on a screwed up receipt from Louis Vuitton.
We are honoured Kickettes. Honoured.
Resolutions for my 24th year by Sergio Ramos*.
1. To establish the Sergio Ramos Foundation for the Collection & Redistribution of Used Clothing. The joy on this young woman’s face as she received my lovingly used training wear brought a lump to my throat. It’s giving back to the people, which I feel is where my future truly lies
2. Launch my own fashion line, taking advantage of my oft-remarked upon eye for colour matching and overall status as Spain’s premier style icon and hair connoisseur. Note to self: consider including range of personalised manbags featuring detachable head band
3. To visit my friends at the prison more regularly. I felt a real kinship with some of the guys while I was there; it’s the only thing that gets me through the night since Cristiano moved on. The coded messages are no longer enough
*Note: Clearly Sergio hasn’t submitted his birthday wish-list, although we wish he had. Nonetheless, don’t spoil our fun.
UPDATED – Birthday Buddies
On Wednesday afternoon, the Real Madrid team gathered ’round the feeding table to celebrate Sergio’s 24th. The whole team was there, but we could only manage three yummy Iker and Cris snaps from the shindig.
Oh, and before you ask, Guti wore green in Sergio’s honour.