October 14th, 2009

Sergio Ramos: Close Encounters of the Cougar Kind?

Pimpin' ain't easy

Sergio Ramos and the Spanish National Team visit the Spanish troops deployed in Bosnia. Image via AS.com

Some observations:

1. Her haircare conditioning treatment is far superior to Sergio’s;
2. Gillette Mach3 razors should seriously consider sponsoring the Spanish National Team;
3. Your eyes are not deceiving you. Their eyebrows are preparing to face-off in arch battle;
4. Sergio’s jawline is highly impressive; this may explain his nose job complex.

These observations lead us to further questions:

- Does Sergio’s pimp walk, murse, pink-polo juice, diamond studs, designer shoes and etc really establish him as a hot young commodity who wants to try his hand with women more well-versed in life? 

- Or, is he the innocent, naive yet prettier than normal prey of a cougar?

- Or… is this an instance of “keep your friends close; enemies closer” – enemies being her superior haircare conditioning treatments?

We’re leaning towards the latter as the true, and only explanation.

**FYI, “she” is Carme Chacón, the Spanish Defense Minister and we accept that she is probably not making the moves on Sergio. Please refrain from suing our humble HQ. Gracias.

Thanks Nicky!

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19 Responses to “Sergio Ramos: Close Encounters of the Cougar Kind?”

  1. ashmenon says:

    And now the rest of us are screwed. I mean, come on. She's the freaking defense minister, I'm pretty sure she'd be able to keep us Ramosquitoes at bay. With guns. And a tank. Definitely a tank.

  2. rory says:

    what the…?
    a politican…respect
    could have never thought that this would ever happen

  3. LaBlanca says:

    a defender & the defense minister… Haha that fits! Agree with Ella, they look close from that angle.

  4. MrsC says:

    *check diary*

    *makes plan to get into politics*

    Maybe people would like Hilary Clinton better if she started making out with the USMNT.

  5. Zatti says:

    it really looks like they are about to make out!!!
    defense minister, wow! impressive

  6. NinyaC says:

    That is such a perfectly captured moment. If I knew Photoshop I’d Photoshop my head into that woman.

  7. sergio looks pretty masculine. maybe because of the beard, i'm not sure. oh, wait, he's hot that flashy earing on, of course. anyways, the looks of the defense-lady-minister-whatever, make me think of a gayish kiss. yuck!

  8. Laura says:

    Oh Lordy, I can’t get enough of that scruffy jawline.

  9. Dania says:

    Oh, this is pretty cute.

    And waw! for the female Minister of Defense.

  10. carly says:

    Oh so there is one good thing about Ramos: his jawline. Ah.

  11. Anya says:

    His head is the only place that he has hair…

    He looks like someone who likes camping. Definitely not like someone who's into green trousers and manicure.

    What do you have to do in order to become the Spanish Defense Minister?

  12. Sasha says:

    I have noticed a surge of Sergio Ramos news on this site….I’m not complaining, actually I’m encouraging! It always makes my day a little more manageable when I read about The Ramos

  13. mrs aaron ramsey (&# says:

    i'm luving the facial hair altho not so much the lady if he wants old and blone-ish guti qualifies for both!!! humph :(

  14. Merel says:

    Sergio, please.. The only way you can get close to Sylvie van der Vaart is by using Gilette shaving cream and machine (She models it, for the unknowing), why don't use it?

  15. RyanGiggsIsGod says:

    Now *that's* a tool.

  16. Ella says:

    It must just be the angle, but they look awfully chummy for a non-couple!

  17. FootballerChick43-&q says:

    The FYI made me laugh. It shouldn't have, but it did. Brilliance all over.

    • Lala says:

      Same here! I’m basically anti-military, but props to Spain for having a female Defense Minister.