October 14th, 2009
Sergio Ramos: Close Encounters of the Cougar Kind?
Sergio Ramos and the Spanish National Team visit the Spanish troops deployed in Bosnia. Image via AS.com
Some observations:
1. Her haircare conditioning treatment is far superior to Sergio’s;
2. Gillette Mach3 razors should seriously consider sponsoring the Spanish National Team;
3. Your eyes are not deceiving you. Their eyebrows are preparing to face-off in arch battle;
4. Sergio’s jawline is highly impressive; this may explain his nose job complex.
These observations lead us to further questions:
- Does Sergio’s pimp walk, murse, pink-polo juice, diamond studs, designer shoes and etc really establish him as a hot young commodity who wants to try his hand with women more well-versed in life?
- Or, is he the innocent, naive yet prettier than normal prey of a cougar?
- Or… is this an instance of “keep your friends close; enemies closer” – enemies being her superior haircare conditioning treatments?
We’re leaning towards the latter as the true, and only explanation.
**FYI, “she” is Carme Chacón, the Spanish Defense Minister and we accept that she is probably not making the moves on Sergio. Please refrain from suing our humble HQ. Gracias.
Thanks Nicky!
And now the rest of us are screwed. I mean, come on. She's the freaking defense minister, I'm pretty sure she'd be able to keep us Ramosquitoes at bay. With guns. And a tank. Definitely a tank.
what the…?
a politican…respect
could have never thought that this would ever happen
a defender & the defense minister… Haha that fits! Agree with Ella, they look close from that angle.
*check diary*
*makes plan to get into politics*
Maybe people would like Hilary Clinton better if she started making out with the USMNT.
it really looks like they are about to make out!!!
defense minister, wow! impressive
That is such a perfectly captured moment. If I knew Photoshop I’d Photoshop my head into that woman.
sergio looks pretty masculine. maybe because of the beard, i'm not sure. oh, wait, he's hot that flashy earing on, of course. anyways, the looks of the defense-lady-minister-whatever, make me think of a gayish kiss. yuck!
Oh Lordy, I can’t get enough of that scruffy jawline.
Oh, this is pretty cute.
And waw! for the female Minister of Defense.
Oh so there is one good thing about Ramos: his jawline. Ah.
His head is the only place that he has hair…
He looks like someone who likes camping. Definitely not like someone who's into green trousers and manicure.
What do you have to do in order to become the Spanish Defense Minister?
I have noticed a surge of Sergio Ramos news on this site….I’m not complaining, actually I’m encouraging! It always makes my day a little more manageable when I read about The Ramos
I most definitely agree
i can't wait until heair grows back! *squeals*
i'm luving the facial hair altho not so much the lady if he wants old and blone-ish guti qualifies for both!!! humph
Sergio, please.. The only way you can get close to Sylvie van der Vaart is by using Gilette shaving cream and machine (She models it, for the unknowing), why don't use it?
Now *that's* a tool.
It must just be the angle, but they look awfully chummy for a non-couple!
The FYI made me laugh. It shouldn't have, but it did. Brilliance all over.
Same here! I’m basically anti-military, but props to Spain for having a female Defense Minister.