October 14th, 2009
Sergio Ramos: Close Encounters of the Cougar Kind?
Sergio Ramos and the Spanish National Team visit the Spanish troops deployed in Bosnia. Image via AS.com
1. Her haircare conditioning treatment is far superior to Sergio’s;
2. Gillette Mach3 razors should seriously consider sponsoring the Spanish National Team;
3. Your eyes are not deceiving you. Their eyebrows are preparing to face-off in arch battle;
4. Sergio’s jawline is highly impressive; this may explain his nose job complex.
These observations lead us to further questions:
- Does Sergio’s pimp walk, murse, pink-polo juice, diamond studs, designer shoes and etc really establish him as a hot young commodity who wants to try his hand with women more well-versed in life?
- Or, is he the innocent, naive yet prettier than normal prey of a cougar?
- Or… is this an instance of “keep your friends close; enemies closer” – enemies being her superior haircare conditioning treatments?
We’re leaning towards the latter as the true, and only explanation.
**FYI, “she” is Carme Chacón, the Spanish Defense Minister and we accept that she is probably not making the moves on Sergio. Please refrain from suing our humble HQ. Gracias.