December 7th, 2011

Sergio Ramos: Turning A Blind Eye To His Hidden Hip Dips

Yup, we pulled a whiplash inducing double-take at the Mourinho doppelgänger to Sergio’s left, too.

Ask us to tell you about the Davis Cup and we can’t. What we can speak with authority on is Sergio Ramos, stereotypes and tucked-in salmon button shirts.

For an entire year we filed him under our “one-of-those guys” grouping. A surefire way to spot “those guys” in a crowd is the length of an undershirt. If he’s wearing a suspiciously short one, you know he fits the bill since “those guys” are always guilty of clumsily shrinking their layering shirts in the wash before choosing to wear it out anyway.

Further, “those guys”  hit the pubs to get their buzz on before becoming way too preoccupied with flailing their arms about in some type of sporting event excitement. They then fail to notice the random acts of six-pack kindness their suspiciously short undershirts are performing for any woman with eyes.

As for Sergio, because we can tell from the crowd and his aviators that this whole scenario (from this past weekend in Seville) didn’t happen in a pub or at night, his status as one of “those guys” remains unchanged.

Though, we’d reckon that his domestic skillz need a loyal Kickette’s mischievous touch just in case. Can we get a volunteer to lead The Ramos in a clothing shrinkage tutorial?


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22 Responses to “Sergio Ramos: Turning A Blind Eye To His Hidden Hip Dips”

  1. Did you know your IP deal with is exposed every time you go to a website?

  2. Donna C says:

    Lol at the fat guy behind them it should be the other way around.

    • DebS says:

      ewww…you had to point that out didn't you?! lol

      Definitely should be the other way around!!!

  3. Catie2838 says:

    Sergio and Iker – two hot men with very different and very questionable wardrobes. Also, perhaps, the only two wardrobes that are the easiest to overlook. Cris' is just too much for me. I always get stuck on this:

  4. Green 4 says:

    Love him so much.!!!!

  5. MsMe says:

    This man is überhot, but he does often have some strange clothing choices. When he is my husband, I will make him walk around the house in his spanish NT playing gear. He looks best like that- none of that metro-crap.

  6. xoWinnie says:

    forget clothing shrinkage.
    i propose we petition for a permit for Sergio
    to walk around nekkid! now THAT would be something.

  7. lone- Brazil says:

    he is handsome but for the love of God someone has to teach him how to dress, not like the clothes he wears, so it's really needed a law that let handsome men come out of their homes naked, right girls?

  8. I'm sorry, I'm still stuck on the guy to his left, Mourinho's ne'er do well brother and general black sheep of the family, Luis. It's uncanny, and must have freaked out the Ramos slightly.

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  10. loly says:

    Why can't they let hot guys(like Ramos) walk naked in the streets?……..WHY!!!

  11. Lisette says:

    "Those guys"?

    Excuse me, but I'm both dim and extremely tired. (Yes, I'm going to ruin the joke by making someone explain it.) Who/what are "those guys"?



  13. Taz says:

    Shrinked shirt or not; i do adore The Ramos!!! (Cule or not, you can't help it right??!)

  14. RedsGrl says:

    Sergio Ramos; making the bodyguard, agent look, cool and hot simultaneously. Also, making it look so easy when we know it's as hard as it gets. :]

  15. Celine says:

    Lookin fly as always my ramos <3

  16. Sarah, Madrid says:

    I always wonder why him and Cris always wear shrinked shirts, but regardless look at his arm in the sweater yummy!! I guess my answer is just to torture us! How beautiful he looks!!