December 7th, 2011
Sergio Ramos: Turning A Blind Eye To His Hidden Hip Dips
Yup, we pulled a whiplash inducing double-take at the Mourinho doppelgänger to Sergio’s left, too.
Ask us to tell you about the Davis Cup and we can’t. What we can speak with authority on is Sergio Ramos, stereotypes and tucked-in salmon button shirts.
For an entire year we filed him under our “one-of-those guys” grouping. A surefire way to spot “those guys” in a crowd is the length of an undershirt. If he’s wearing a suspiciously short one, you know he fits the bill since “those guys” are always guilty of clumsily shrinking their layering shirts in the wash before choosing to wear it out anyway.
Further, “those guys” hit the pubs to get their buzz on before becoming way too preoccupied with flailing their arms about in some type of sporting event excitement. They then fail to notice the random acts of six-pack kindness their suspiciously short undershirts are performing for any woman with eyes.
As for Sergio, because we can tell from the crowd and his aviators that this whole scenario (from this past weekend in Seville) didn’t happen in a pub or at night, his status as one of “those guys” remains unchanged.
Though, we’d reckon that his domestic skillz need a loyal Kickette’s
mischievous touch just in case. Can we get a volunteer to lead The Ramos in a clothing shrinkage tutorial?