February 26th, 2010
Serie A: Gossip Round Up
It’s been awhile since we caught up with all the vowels in the English alphabet, so we’ve taken it upon ourselves to dish out some thorough reading material covering all the recent Serie A silliness, scandals and not-so-secret smooching sessions.
Two cappuccinos and a jar of Nutella are must-haves to get through all this juicy stuff:
Luca Toni and his fiancee of eternity, Marta, appear in a lovesick pictorial in the March issue of Italian Vanity Fair. In an brief interview, Marta reassures fangirls worldwide that despite being in love for more than a decade, she’s fine with her engaged-WAG status and won’t be rushing down the altar anytime soon. We advise taking her quotes with a grain of salt since 2 years ago she also claimed the pair were trying for a baby.
What keeps Marta by Toni’s side for so long despite not setting her WAG wedding date? If a picture is worth a thousand knit hats, we’d reckon it’s his we just did it in the car and it was so good my girl gave it a thumbs-up hairstyle.
Marco Borriello has a new, different babe in his life – and this one happens to be a Serbian model/potential reality TV show contestant named Nina Senicar. Or Senica. The spelling of her name depends on which madcap Italian media source you’re reading.
And there’s more:
Nina and the AC Milan star shared a semi-proven kiss (if you’re inclined to believe a grainy photo claiming that the two heads in a window are theirs) and that she wears the WAG staple tracksuit with pride.
Luckily, these types of women share a tacky late-night-creepin’ habit in common: Nina left his pad at 3am with “her hair disheveled”. This leads us to believe their “relationship” is nothing of the sort…and something along the lines of this.
Teammate (A) is in a serious, committed relationship with the mother of his kids, Model (A). Teammate B allegedly shagged Model (A) behind Teammate (A)’s back. Hmmm… now where have we heard this story before?
Alena Seredova has been dominating column inches recently to vehemently deny that she ever strayed from longtime partner, Gigi Buffon, in favour of his Juventus teammate, Amauri. While no one is too sure how or where this story originated, Alena gave an interview with Diva e Donna this week to clear the air. She stated:
1) She’s not a whore and there’s no truth to this story (even though awhile back she did admit her man was not the hottest member of the INT);
2) There was no training ground bust-up between the players because Gigi “never quarrels” and goes to church every Sunday;
3) She makes Gigi take his shoes off before he enters their house.
Just to clarify: Rumours run rampant across the country that you cheated on the current World Cup holders’ #1-choice goalkeeper two months after you had his second son… and you take the publicity opportunity to say your man best be going barefoot in the living room or else he’ll have hell to pay?
Priorities, people. Protect the marble. Then your relationship.