November 14th, 2011

Kickette Service Announcement: Heinz Lindner, Austria NT

Image: REUTERS/Herwig Prammer.

He might look 14-years-old, but Heinz Lindner of the Austrian NT is actually 21 and therefore fair game for the more ‘experienced’ members of our beloved Kickette community.

Just thought you’d like to know.

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16 Responses to “Kickette Service Announcement: Heinz Lindner, Austria NT”

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  2. TFBlovesArsenal says:

    Adorable, but he looks wayyyy too much like my bff's husband for me to be at all interested, haha.

  3. ps says:

    What?! a ‘baller from my country, let alone my city, featured on kickette? i thought the day would never come! he’s cute and the right age too :D

  4. Victoria says:

    Cute, and i like my men cute. I so would!

  5. JaneSpotting says:

    Oh… even I who like my ballers very young..find this one looking a wee bit adolescent.
    I say wait a few years but keep his name handy kickettes. Cute, but not yet hot

  6. IrishBlue says:

    I was pretty sure I had stumbled on a new Kickette Juniors website for a mo. But 21? Fair game is right! Hair, eyes, lips…I like what I see :)

    • April says:

      He looks like if RVP and Nando had a baby, minus the freckles (that would have been just too much). Adorables!

    • Kat22 says:

      And a quick glance at his profile reveals that he's also of more than average height. Being a bit on the tall side myself, this is of utmost importance. Although I still feel like a perv thinking of him in that way…he looks so innocent!

      • IrishBlue says:

        Oh I do like tall too, even though I definately wouldn't say no if David Silva or Juan Mata came calling! Although I'm only 5 foot 4 so it's not like I would be towering over them anyway :D

        A Nando and RVP baby is exactly what he looks like! Which can only be a good thing for the lad.

        • Kat22 says:

          Well, unfortunately I'm 5' 10'', so I'd definitely tower over those two! Even in my beloved ballerinas, lol!

          I have to admit, I see neither Nando nor RVP in this guy. Maybe I'm not looking hard enough??

          • April says:

            Hmm, interesting… I don't know how to describe it, but it was literally the first thing that came to mind when I saw his the picture above. Something about his features just seem like some combo of the two. Checking his club profile pic, I would say not so much, but in the picture above, I see some mix of: http://images.paraorkut.com/img/soccer/images/r/r…
            and http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/04/article-1…
            with this hair http://fashionupdatez.com/wp-content/uploads/2011…

            • IrishBlue says:

              Lol Nando's weird multicoloured raincoat/jumper thingy in the last one.

              • Kat22 says:

                I know, right?? People are always quick to point out Olalla's fashion disasters, but Fernando's had a fair few himself, lol!

                • April says:

                  They really are not that fashionable a couple at all! I find it endearing, but others seem to think being famous and having lots of money somehow means you start to understand fashion or even want to spend money on it. To be fair though, I wouldn't be surprised if that hoodie is a Nike piece. He gets a lot of that for free.

            • Kat22 says:

              Okay, when you put it like that…can definitely see some resemblance now.

              Van Persie really looks good in that pic by the way.

          • littlegreenpea says:

            ooh… he's a keeper, that's why he's so tall! plus! I am tall as well and it would probably be awkward if I was hanging with sebastian giovinco or something and I was taller than him…
            well anyway… he's older than I am, so I would have no problem with it…