September 4th, 2012
Sex Tape Shopping With Gerard Pique & Shakira
Image: Bauer Griffin.
The arguably most talked about couple in Spain seems to be closer than ever to having their sexual interactions broadcast to the world. While Shakira’s reps originally denied, denied, denied the existence of any sex tape – blaming two of the Colombian singer’s former employees for winding everybody up – it’s being reported that a sex tape between the Barcelona ‘baller and singer does, in fact, exist.
And, according to Spanish magazine Invervieu, a renowned Barcelona talent agent was given a preview of what’s up for sale by a man and a woman who are looking to offload it if the price is right:
“The video lasts about 15 minutes….it’s filmed with a cell phone, which I guess, belonged to Shakira’s employee who was at the helm of the boat that night. The images are not steady and it’s out of focus, but you can certainly tell that they were on a boat.”
Yes, okay. But can we tell that they were having sex on a boat? Because there’s a big difference between being on one and fornicating on one, Mr renowned Barcelona talent agent man.
“It has low quality, the images move and are blurry…Shakira comes out from the lower cabin in bikini. Pique is by her side, you can also see some drinks and then they start to touch, romantically. Then let’s say things oveflow,” he added.
Full disclosure: this under-whelmingly non-descript (and possibly fake) source also said he wasn’t entirely sure it is Shakira. “I thought that it had been edited,” he added.
“Then, you can see a woman, who they say is Shakira, giving a man oral sex,” he said. “You can’t really tell, they wouldn’t let me grab the iPad where the video was being played. So, I started to suspect that the video had been edited, that it was all staged.”
Ugh. We’ve had enough of this nonsense. Wake us when something is available for us to view on the internet?