June 2nd, 2010

Sexy Stretches: Brazil’s Kaká v. Portugal’s Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo Kaka

Images via Getty Images Europe/AP Photos.

Oh, looky! It’s Real Madrid’s most bromantic buddies. Do tell, which World Cup physio training team are you on: Brazil or Portugal?

If you’re not keen on Ronaldo’s fatally fit levels of melanoma, may we suggest shielding your saintly skin with God’s disciple, Kaká.

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39 Responses to “Sexy Stretches: Brazil’s Kaká v. Portugal’s Cristiano Ronaldo”

  1. CR9XXX says:


  2. Lynn says:

    Cristiano Ronaldo FTW.

  3. lellyy says:

    all the way kakkaaaaaa… Soo sexyyyy and cute ahhhhhhhhhhh…….. Wanna have a sexy tym wif hym… =)

  4. keysha says:

    ronaldo for ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. Karin C. says:

    if aliens ever were to visit us and by chance ask what porn is all about, two words, or so, CRISTIANO f… me now RONALDO.

  6. NinyaC says:

    Brazil and Kaka forever.

  7. Emily says:

    can’t believe I just licked my computer screen.
    how am i going to explain this mess to my husband…?

  8. D0li says:

    What does he do to get his legs that big and vainy? I mean look at Kaka’s legs, they are pale and look as if they barely have any muscle in them what so ever!

    • Anonymous to You says:

      Kaka has plenty of leg muscle. But obviously not as much as CRon. I’ve been wanting to know for a long time what CRon does though for his legs. It must be some crazy working out and proper dieting that he’s been doing for quite some time because those are muscles that bodybuilders and fitness models dream for. Especially his back, it’s just crazy.

  9. Ashley says:

    Cristiano all the way, but jesus boy can watch..:)

  10. Inés says:

    Ronnie all my life and after death existance!

    I don't like Kaká, it's like looking at a priest! (and that's sin, for real)

  11. Susana says:

    I'll go with Ronny, as I don't think Jesus would like me lusting after his pure disciple…and those black socks…*thumbs down*.

  12. senora ramos says:

    portugal and cron ftw! skin color and greasiness aside, i just really like portugal!

  13. imhereforthenando says:

    I could never vote for someone whose legs are as offensively pasty as Kaka's. C Ron and those thighs fo' life.

  14. missbubbles says:


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  16. Debbie says:

    Kaká. Hands down.

  17. CR_9_Lady says:

    Uuuh, it's angel vs devil :D

    I prefer Portugal and my bad boy Cristiano ♥

    Kaka is too cute for me ;)

  18. Y says:

    I will never be able to look at kaka in the same light again after seeing him starkers!

    • Zoe says:

      You've seen him starkers?!! WHAT? WHERE?!! Do you have links? :P

      • Y says:

        Here: http://img407.imageshack.us/i/kaka2.jpg/... I hope Kikette don't ban me, lol

      • Y says:

        hmmm, the link worked for me…

        • Zoe says:

          Oh dear god… I thought you were joking and maybe it was just a really tight speedo pic or something. My bad… but yes, I will never see him in the same way again. Perhaps its not him. It could be erm… photoshopped? I don't know… ugh. I need someone to erase my memory.

          • lorena_chanel says:

            I don’t think that this is Kaka…This is a look_a_like!
            p.s. I hope so! :-)

            • Zoe says:

              Yes, I don't think so either… I remember there being a lookalike two or so years back when Kaka didn't wish to be photographed for a gay magazine and they'd got the lookalike to pose instead. Maybe it's something like that because I doubt people can take photographs like this in the players showers or Kaka actually being okay with it.

    • elnino says:

      Oh my goodness!! You guys!!!!!!!! I didn't know what the word starkers meant so I clicked on it and EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

      That is gross. I'm with you on the not seen him in the same light again!

  19. cutecurls says:


    Hands down…or legs up.

  20. Anastasia says:

    This stretch landed CRon on TMZ.

    (Don't ask why I was watching TMZ because I'm still trying to figure it out myself.)

  21. Moja says:

    oh my goodness why is my beautiful kaká looking so pasty?!? pasty as he is though, the less greasy brazilian hottie is always a winner in my book. i'm willing to overlook the awful black sports socks, and help test that impressive flexibility any day.

    c-ron's calves are looking mighty fine though; a tad orange, but fine none the less. :)

  22. Anonymous to You says:

    Kickette, it's like you read my mind. I was becoming hungry in anticipation with Real Madrid's next season and right before coming here, I was watching some Ronaldo-Kaka bromance vids.

  23. Lolinha says:

    Please, this close to the World Cup… It's Kaká!

    Plus he's flexible look at him grabbing his toes. Those are the thighs of a champion.

  24. Lidoli says:

    Portugal and CRON…..ALWAYS!

  25. IM says:


  26. lorena_chanel says:

    This is like battle between little angle and little devil :-) And what can i say-I 've always been the bad girl :-D

  27. Zoe says:

    Brazil!!!!! And KAKA all the waaaaay….

  28. Ella says:

    Ronnie's team!!! Every time.