April 5th, 2012

Short Tent Shifters: Leo Messi, Dani Alves & Isaac Cuenca

Credit: danish TV2Sport. Cheers NL!

We were just about to hit the hay when it dawned on us: crotch grabbing is a crowd pleaser.

Thank you danishTV2Sport for backing us up on our theory. You’re awesome.

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24 Responses to “Short Tent Shifters: Leo Messi, Dani Alves & Isaac Cuenca”

  1. kira says:

    That made me LMAO

  2. mystery says:

    The word crabs comes to mind, or they have shaved, waxed etc and not exfoliated properly.

  3. Juliette says:

    …perhaps a team bath should be made to be taken BEFORE a game…

    • EvilBean says:

      Team bath, as in a whole team of naked fit footballers, in the same room, dripping wet from their shower?

  4. Mrs_Q_Borri says:

    disgusting!! O-M-G!!! I can even … ugh!!! :0

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  6. sarah. says:


  7. Sarah, Madrid says:

    Eww!! What's happening in Barcelona dressing room?

  8. Kristina says:

    Ooops Quenca! I think you should have a doctor look into that.

  9. linvinnaar says:

    This is just one of the obscene things that ladies love.

  10. Nate says:

    That made ME itchy just looking at it geez

  11. chay says:

    This is great! Anyone know Danish and can provide a translation?

    • EvilBean says:

      After each, Champions League evening, they show Tonight’s feature. Normally they show a great goal or pass, but not this evening. The translation is more or less accurate…..

      Tonight's feature. And this feature was found below the belt.
      For either Barcelona have problems with their washing powder, or Milan have slipped some itching powder(?) in the Catalans shorts. Something is certainly at stake in the pants of both Messi, Iniesta? and Cuenca. And no nothing goes past our eyes, even though Cuenca is trying to hide his alternative form of warm up.

  12. KL7 says:

    I have to say this wasn't just shifting. They were full on digging in there. Maybe someone ought to check Barca's dressing room, I think some critters might be crawling around there. Yikes!

  13. gumbygrrl says:

    I wonder why the video is backwards. The mirror-image was a nice distraction…

  14. Melaniee. says:

    My favorite part about this is that it constitutes as news.

  15. Americus Killaponius says:

    This is why you get like Americans and wear boxers or at least boxer-briefs like normal wedgie-free people.

  16. IrishBlue says:

    Cuenca has quite an itch I see. Maybe he should go see someone about that.

  17. Lazaro says:

    Ick. Ick. Ick. This is just gross. And then you shake hands with other people with those hands?!!

    • Kristina says:

      I feel sorry for the little mascots. Casillas disgusting nose picking and then patting the mascots head. And now this.

  18. PepaCandela says:

    It was really uncomfortable to watch this in full screen mode.